Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
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Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
mi kapni icik kto ligjet :
STRANGE SEX LAWS
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never
need surgery!)
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)
5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a
minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this?)
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ...
Not as great as Guam, though!!)
mi kapni icik kto ligjet :
STRANGE SEX LAWS 1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never
need surgery!)
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)
5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a
minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this?)
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ...
Not as great as Guam, though!!)
Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
pasardhes te Moses
gjeja e fundit qe nje ligjdashes do eshte te beje miqesi me nje tjeter ligjdashes pasi ekspozojne frikat dhe pasigurite e njeritjetrit aq mire te fshehura duke menduar dhe u shprehur si lawyers boollllooxxxx
idol me law-factor wanted /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
pasardhes te Moses
gjeja e fundit qe nje ligjdashes do eshte te beje miqesi me nje tjeter ligjdashes pasi ekspozojne frikat dhe pasigurite e njeritjetrit aq mire te fshehura duke menduar dhe u shprehur si lawyers boollllooxxxx
idol me law-factor wanted /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
Une studjoj ligjin sepse du me njoh "armikun"... /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif (Juridik,hesapi /pf/images/graemlins/devil.gif)
-pranohem edhe me kte motivacjon? /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
Une studjoj ligjin sepse du me njoh "armikun"... /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif (Juridik,hesapi /pf/images/graemlins/devil.gif)
-pranohem edhe me kte motivacjon? /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
motivacioni eshte nje impuls psikologjik e dashur prandaj me duhet ta le menjane /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
por ti ke Mens Rea dhe Actus Reus te mjaftueshem per mua te pranoj ftesen per qerasje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
motivacioni eshte nje impuls psikologjik e dashur prandaj me duhet ta le menjane /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
por ti ke Mens Rea dhe Actus Reus te mjaftueshem per mua te pranoj ftesen per qerasje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
i ke rone pikes lale...lol
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i ke rone pikes lale...lol
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Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
motivacioni eshte nje impuls psikologjik e dashur prandaj me duhet ta le menjane /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Prandaj dhe une zgjodha mire "fjalet" per ti shkrujt /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif...
dhe ti mjaft e kujdesshme /pf/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif.
/pf/images/graemlins/wave.gif
</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
motivacioni eshte nje impuls psikologjik e dashur prandaj me duhet ta le menjane /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
Prandaj dhe une zgjodha mire "fjalet" per ti shkrujt /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif...
dhe ti mjaft e kujdesshme /pf/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif.
/pf/images/graemlins/wave.gif
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Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
oops* apo i kujdesshem /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
/pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
oops* apo i kujdesshem /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
/pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
qelbanik fanatik jam ne dac me dit
qe besoj ke dushi nje here ne jav dhe gruja per hyzmet
qe fshi surratin e parrujt me menge, posi! dhe qe smar jo per pergjigje, ska me mu as numra, e jam a no nonsense
nona e baba e din ca malli kan bo, po vetem thone mjer ajo qe do bi nshpi
ftesa ime vlen akoma /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
qelbanik fanatik jam ne dac me dit
qe besoj ke dushi nje here ne jav dhe gruja per hyzmet
qe fshi surratin e parrujt me menge, posi! dhe qe smar jo per pergjigje, ska me mu as numra, e jam a no nonsense
nona e baba e din ca malli kan bo, po vetem thone mjer ajo qe do bi nshpi
ftesa ime vlen akoma /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
roz dhe pink eshte e njejta gje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
me i llaf deshe burre per rozin tat /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
meshkujt ne ambjente mashkullore gjithmone diskutojne ngjyrat dhe thone: iiiiiiiiii ajo e kishte pak te zi
iiiii ajo e kishte pak te erret. iiiii ajo e kishte kaf etj
po gjith meshkujt e dun vetem roz apo pink dhe thone ahhhhh.... ajo po, ajo em kenaqi ajo e kishte pink /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
/pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif
roz dhe pink eshte e njejta gje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
me i llaf deshe burre per rozin tat /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
meshkujt ne ambjente mashkullore gjithmone diskutojne ngjyrat dhe thone: iiiiiiiiii ajo e kishte pak te zi
iiiii ajo e kishte pak te erret. iiiii ajo e kishte kaf etj
po gjith meshkujt e dun vetem roz apo pink dhe thone ahhhhh.... ajo po, ajo em kenaqi ajo e kishte pink /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
/pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif
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Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
ftesa ime vlen akoma /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
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Me mu e kishe DDD? Per ça flitet mo piskopatik fanatiku qe fshi quret n'monga akoma /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
Lum ai qe do t'bi si klient... /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
/pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif /pf/images/graemlins/wave.gif
</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
ftesa ime vlen akoma /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
[/ QUOTE ]
Me mu e kishe DDD? Per ça flitet mo piskopatik fanatiku qe fshi quret n'monga akoma /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
Lum ai qe do t'bi si klient... /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
/pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif /pf/images/graemlins/wave.gif
Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
roz dhe pink eshte e njejta gje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
me i llaf deshe burre per rozin tat /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
meshkujt ne ambjente mashkullore gjithmone diskutojne ngjyrat dhe thone: iiiiiiiiii ajo e kishte pak te zi
iiiii ajo e kishte pak te erret. iiiii ajo e kishte kaf etj
po gjith meshkujt e dun vetem roz apo pink dhe thone ahhhhh.... ajo po, ajo em kenaqi ajo e kishte pink /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
/pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
jo mor dreq femi se kam per at pink qe thu ti /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
pink e ka emrin gruja jeme...te prezantoj /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif besoj se e njeh po nejse...he mar nje zeshkane alametit e njeh e njeh /pf/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif
e njejta gja jan (roz+pink) po edhe jo se jan dy persona te ndryshem
kshu pra /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
roz dhe pink eshte e njejta gje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
me i llaf deshe burre per rozin tat /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif?
meshkujt ne ambjente mashkullore gjithmone diskutojne ngjyrat dhe thone: iiiiiiiiii ajo e kishte pak te zi
iiiii ajo e kishte pak te erret. iiiii ajo e kishte kaf etj
po gjith meshkujt e dun vetem roz apo pink dhe thone ahhhhh.... ajo po, ajo em kenaqi ajo e kishte pink /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
/pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif
[/ QUOTE ]
jo mor dreq femi se kam per at pink qe thu ti /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
pink e ka emrin gruja jeme...te prezantoj /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif besoj se e njeh po nejse...he mar nje zeshkane alametit e njeh e njeh /pf/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif
e njejta gja jan (roz+pink) po edhe jo se jan dy persona te ndryshem
kshu pra /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Re: Law society - klubi na bashkoi ligji
Epra eh...edhe une vone e pash. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
U pa puna /pf/images/graemlins/devil.gif,ktu ecet vetem me koalicjon 'zurella.
/pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif
Epra eh...edhe une vone e pash. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
U pa puna /pf/images/graemlins/devil.gif,ktu ecet vetem me koalicjon 'zurella.
/pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif