Re: Ku jane Anti-Amerikanet!!
Ja nje nga arsyet pse i dua amerikanet dhe padronet e tyre cifute!
A Letter from Iraq.
by Abdul Razaq Al-Sulaimaniyah
Hello everyone. I've just discovered this site, and to be frank, I am dissapointed at the level of verbal hostilies directed here towards my American liberators.
I am a 30 year old Iraqi working as a translator for the Coalition Forces. The liberation of Iraq from Saddam Hussein is undoubtedly the best thing that ever happened to me. My hometown was heavily bombed during the initial phase of the war and our house was destroyed completely. Finally, my chance to live away from my parents.
After the liberation of Baghdad, I went to one of the american bases and got a job as a translator through a friend. Completed my basic course and sent to the field with the troops. Made a lot of new american friends. Most of the troops on the front lines are hispanics and blacks though. I was actually surprise about this. After all, we've been hearing a lot of arab propaganda that it was the jews that are coming after us. Funny people, these jews. You see a lot of them in the corridors of power in Capitol Hill and Pentagon, calling for war and bloodshed and yet, you see none of them in the actual battlefield. Mmmm, I wonder why.
And also, I was told that a lot of these hispanics are not even US citizens. Now this completely baffles me. This is too much for my arab mind to take.You mean the ones fighting for US ideologies and concept of democracy and liberty are actually Mexicans and South Americans? One of my mexican friend explained to me this way; " The shortest route to LA is through Baghdad". Now I am completely lost.
Enough of politics. I was actually enjoying my time with my american friends. They explained to me a lot about american culture and way of life, which is far superior from our arab culture. You see, the americans have been fine tuning their civilisation for almost 200 years now. While arab civilisation has only existed for more than 2000 years. In the area which is know as Iraq today, there used to be a metropolis downrodden with culture, commerce and research. The area which is also known as "The cradle of civilisation" is so backward that people are actually studying astronomy and discovering the concept of atoms, and other forms of witchcraft. While the ancient people of Iraq is languishing in despair, in the area known North America today, was already light years ahead.It was so advanced that you don't need humans to do things. All you need was a few thousand buffaloes running around aimlessly in the field, grazing and shitting occasionally.
I was also informed about the finer things in life that the americans will bring to the rest of the arab world. Fine cuisine for example; slap a piece of greasy meat between 2 piece of bread and sell them at every street corner and soon you will have world dominance. Charge 8 dollars for a cup of coffee, give it a fancy name, and sell it at every street corner and soon you will have world dominance. Introduce a sport that only the Americans play and call it the WORLD series. American TV and movies I heard, is good for the mind. Hollywood films, I was told, always, without fail, potray arabs and muslim in a positive light. Endless sitcom about funny jewish families, funny jewish couples and funny jewish teenagers will give you a clear and accurate insight of typical american life. All you need is a few million viewers staring mindlessly at the screen, eating and shitting occasionally.
Now some of may argue that some of the values and methods use by the US are not compatible with arabs and muslim value. This dilemma is already discussed and addressed in the book " The Collision of Civilization" by Shamuel (Potty) Wiener. Considered a bible for think-tanks in Washington, Pentagon, Wall Street and Hollywood; Wiener explained that the fundamental difference between arab muslim world and the western world is that;
i) Muslim laws and traditions abhors and prohibits the practice of sticking/inserting objects into one's anus. (other than for medical purposes)
ii) Western (Judeo-Christianity) civilization embraces with glee, the practice of sticking/inserting objects into one's anus; with or without reason.
The author also emphasised that the west has also made the creative leap (paradigm shift of sorts) of not only accepting the practice of anal penetration, but also oral penetration afterwards. Meaning : stick it inside your anus, pull it out and then stick it inside your mouth. Also known in Hollywood circles as ATM (*** to mouth) and in Wall Street - job interview.
So, what does this have got anything to do with Abu Ghraib? you might ask. Well nothing and everything, depending on your school of thought.
For the american troops involved in the 'so called' torture of Iraqi prisoner, it was a result of years of "mental conditioning" of growing up in farms, living in abject poverty, where the only form of entertainment usually involves animal livestocks and farm equipment. In a western culture where it is already permissible to insert things up your *** , added with the boredom of guard duty, the troops have fallen prey to a mental disorder known as "analingitis" - the tendency to insert things into other people anus. Whether the troops later insert the object into their own mouth or into the victim's, is still a mystery to this day. Lynddie England was not available for comment.
That all from me for now. From the front lines in iraq. Can't wait to get back on patrol with the guys and get showered with (IED) flowers by my fellow iraqis.
Abdul Razaq Al-Sulaimaniyah
