Re: Rezistenca!
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>Subject: FW: Funny Perverted poems & such
> >Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 16:45:17 -0500
> >
> >I thought I should try my luck...I've got nothing to lose
> >
> >ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:
> >Penis breath, a lover's dread
> >Is what you get when you give head
> >Unpleasant as it tends to be
> >Be grateful that he doesn't pee
> >It's times like this, you wonder why
> >you bothered reaching for his fly
> >But it's too late, can't be a tease
> >Accept the facts, get on your knees
> >You know you've got a job to do
> >So open wide and shove it through
> >Lick the tip then take it all
> >Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
> >Slide up and down, use your tongue
> >And feel the precum start to run
> >So when the fuck's he gonna cum
> >Just, when you can't take anymore
> >You hear your lover's mighty roar
> >And when he hits that real high note
> >You feel it oozing down your throat
> >Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
> >Okay, already that's enough
> >Let's switch you say, before you gag
> >And whats your revenge, your on the rag.
> >
> >*******The Top Ten Men!!********
> >
> >
> >1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes"
> >2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
> >3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown"
> >4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?"
> >5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll
> >love it."
> >6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose
> >interest"
> >7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em"
> >8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
> >9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
> >10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
> >
> >THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
> >
> >Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
> >created a pussy to their design.
> >First was a butcher,
> >with smart wit,
> >using a knife,
> >he gave it a slit,
> >Second was a carpenter,
> >strong and bold,
> >with a hammer and chisel,
> >he gave it a hole,
> >Third was a tailor,
> >tall and thin,
> >by using red velvet,
> >the lined it within,
> >Fourth was a hunter,
> >short and stout,
> >with a piece of fox fur,
> >he lined it without,
> >Fifth was a fisherman,
> >nasty as hell,
> >threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
> >Sixth was a preacher,
> >whose name was McGee,
> >he touched it and blessed it,
> >and said it could pee,
> >Last was a sailor,
> >dirty little runt,
> >he sucked it and fucked it,
> >and called it a cunt.
> >
> >-The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
> >everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.
> >Do not keep this letter. Do not send money.
> >-Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. You
> >will
> >see that something good happens to you four days from now if the chain is
> >not
> >broken.
> >-You will receive good luck in four days.
> >
> >Support Condom Week- READ it!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
> >2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
> >3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
> >4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
> >5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
> >6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
> >7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
> >8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
> >9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
> >10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
> >11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
> >12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
> >13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
> >14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
> >15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
> >16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
> >17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
> >18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
> >19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
> >20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
> >21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF RECEIVING THIS LETTER,
> >PROVIDED U SEND IT.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >IF YOU SEND THIS TO:
> >0 people, your life will be a living hell 1-3 people, your next
>relationship
> >will be fun but won't last long
> >4-6 people, someone will get a crush on you
> >7-10 people, you will get a date for Friday night
> >11-14 people, you will get a date for the next school dance
> >15-18 people, your crush will ask for your number
> >19-24 people, you will meet the person of your dreams
> >25-29 people, your crush will ask you out
> >30-34 people, your next relationship will last long and be good
> >35-37 people, you will live long enough and have a good life and get lots
> >of sex.
> >
> >-You must send this in 1 day after reading it. If you do not send this to
> >anyone your life will be a living hell. The more people you send this
>letter
> >to the more luck you will have.
> >
> >
Keshtu thu ti eeee, " PEQE, LEPE", amon mos me bo me nxjerr zorret e barkut , se po me perzihet dreka nga kujtimet e te kaluares. Dihet qe duhet te jete 50 me 50, po vallahi, s'jam tu e fal gjo me bo naj gomarllik me oke, se s'jam une qe fal ne ket bote, faljen ta kerkoje ne kishe a ne xhami. Jo po , me fal nji here, me fal dy, me fal tre.... po na shkon jeta tu fal.
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