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u qyqa!!! me mire bojm nai gjo prej vertetci sesa te quj ket. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifFillimisht postuar nga hajduti hurmave:
moono ja ku e bome dhe ne lale, rrofte Witch-ja se vallaj keq puna, tu i ardh anes e anes ne /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Nazhi m'gjej elemntin e trete se ta hollova fare /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif se una dy shof atje lart, ku osht vaniljaFillimisht postuar nga hajduti hurmave:
...nji ane biskote te bardhe , nji te zeze, me ne mes krem me vanilje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
hudhu shpejt se po ta merr korqelja /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifFillimisht postuar nga moonlight:
[qb]u qyqa!!! me mire bojm nai gjo prej vertetci sesa te quj ket. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/QB]Fillimisht postuar nga hajduti hurmave:
moono ja ku e bome dhe ne lale, rrofte Witch-ja se vallaj keq puna, tu i ardh anes e anes ne /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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I'm here waiting for an act /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gifFillimisht postuar nga moonlight:
[qb] Blue, nga behesh goce? hugs /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif [/qb]
Kordele s'ke faj qe je ngatarru, e do me ma hollu kurrizin: ajo aty siper ku shkruhet "krem me vanilje" duhet te ishte "krym me vanilje" /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifFillimisht postuar nga Kordelja:
[qb]Nazhi m'gjej elemntin e trete se ta hollova fare /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif se una dy shof atje lart, ku osht vaniljaFillimisht postuar nga hajduti hurmave:
...nji ane biskote te bardhe , nji te zeze, me ne mes krem me vanilje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
P.s.Kurrizin eeeeeeee /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif [/qb]
moono thiatron pranej e kena, ça ke e thu, ça do me bo e bon, e ja math anej nga erdhe tu fshi duret mas fustan/patallonave e pa te njel pishman, se e di qe mund te kthehesh e ta ribosh prape ket muhabet /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifFillimisht postuar nga moonlight:
[qb]u qyqa!!! me mire bojm nai gjo prej vertetci sesa te quj ket. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/QB]Fillimisht postuar nga hajduti hurmave:
moono ja ku e bome dhe ne lale, rrofte Witch-ja se vallaj keq puna, tu i ardh anes e anes ne /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifFillimisht postuar nga hajduti hurmave:
ajo aty siper ku shkruhet "krem me vanilje" duhet te ishte "krym me vanilje" /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifThese are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word. Don't miss the last one.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8.30 pm.
Q: And Mr Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
And the best one
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
sa simpatik kto kush te jene valleFillimisht postuar nga hajduti hurmave:
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ky çuni e ka emrin Shyqo, punote karrocjer ke karburanti vjeter ke zogu zi, kurse ai mrapa eshte njoni qe ka dale te fotoja si viktime e rastesise /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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E kom pa una, a ti them noji llaf per ty e? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifFillimisht postuar nga Ofelia:
[qb] Julke, ma ke pa gje LR-ne? Mirmengjes ihere. /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif [/qb]