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Qesh mire kush qesh kur te doje!
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Re: Qesh mire kush qesh kur te doje!
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Re: Qesh mire kush qesh kur te doje!
versioni pak me i zgjatur i poezise se daklea's ne faqen e pare...
Jemi ulur ne lendine
Kapim peshk me dore
Dhjeta marrim ne mesime
Babi im eshte minator
Partizani ne muze
Per liri e dha jeten
Une bej xhiro me motor
Ah cma vodhen bicikleten.
Titulli eshte "Autobuzi"
versioni pak me i zgjatur i poezise se daklea's ne faqen e pare...
Jemi ulur ne lendine
Kapim peshk me dore
Dhjeta marrim ne mesime
Babi im eshte minator
Partizani ne muze
Per liri e dha jeten
Une bej xhiro me motor
Ah cma vodhen bicikleten.
Titulli eshte "Autobuzi"
Re: Qesh mire kush qesh kur te doje!
ne vazhdim te vjershave.......................
Treni
Doli dielli neper male,
Treni po fugon,
Puntoret punojne ne kanale,
Nje vagon mungon.
:tipsy: :tipsy:
Vjeshta
Erdhi vjeshta, erdhi vjeshta,
U vesh gjyshi me te leshta,
U vesh gjyshi me te leshta,
Erdhi vjeshta, erdhi vjeshta.
:tipsy: :tipsy:
Ceta
Ceta e vogel me pese vet´,
I ngjitet malit perpjet´.
Cete e vogel me pese vet´,
Ngjitet, ngjitet,
Pastaj zbret.
:tipsy: :tipsy:
ne vazhdim te vjershave.......................
Treni
Doli dielli neper male,
Treni po fugon,
Puntoret punojne ne kanale,
Nje vagon mungon.
:tipsy: :tipsy:
Vjeshta
Erdhi vjeshta, erdhi vjeshta,
U vesh gjyshi me te leshta,
U vesh gjyshi me te leshta,
Erdhi vjeshta, erdhi vjeshta.
:tipsy: :tipsy:
Ceta
Ceta e vogel me pese vet´,
I ngjitet malit perpjet´.
Cete e vogel me pese vet´,
Ngjitet, ngjitet,
Pastaj zbret.
:tipsy: :tipsy:
Wii
Grupi i të moçmëve!
Re: Qesh mire kush qesh kur te doje!
Shefqeti eshte ne kome... Prane e shoqja...Hap syte e ashtu turbull shef te shoqen dhe i thote me ze te dobet:
Kur me pushuan ty te kisha tek prane...
Kur falimentova perseri te kisha prane...
Kur me qelluan me arme sa hapa syte te gjeta ty tek koka...
Kur bera aksident perseri ishe prane meje...
E shoqja po fluturonte ne qiellin e shtate meqe i shoqi ia dinte per nder....
Tani jam ne koma dhe perseri ti ketu prane tek koka...
U be pak vone po e kuptova..
çfar femre ters qe paske qene...
Shefqeti eshte ne kome... Prane e shoqja...Hap syte e ashtu turbull shef te shoqen dhe i thote me ze te dobet:
Kur me pushuan ty te kisha tek prane...
Kur falimentova perseri te kisha prane...
Kur me qelluan me arme sa hapa syte te gjeta ty tek koka...
Kur bera aksident perseri ishe prane meje...
E shoqja po fluturonte ne qiellin e shtate meqe i shoqi ia dinte per nder....
Tani jam ne koma dhe perseri ti ketu prane tek koka...
U be pak vone po e kuptova..
çfar femre ters qe paske qene...
Re: Qesh mire kush qesh kur te doje!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY STUDYING IS BETTER THAN SEX!
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where
you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has
opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a
"book teaser".
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the
middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
and the number one reason is .....
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your
roommate for help!
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but
until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original
and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
TOP TEN REASONS WHY STUDYING IS BETTER THAN SEX!
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where
you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has
opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a
"book teaser".
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the
middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
and the number one reason is .....
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your
roommate for help!
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but
until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original
and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
Re: Qesh mire kush qesh kur te doje!
1.pse bjondina e qet kacigen ne kry
mos mi ra naj sen ne men
2.pse bjondina vesh brek te zeza
mban dit zije per virgjinitetin e humbur
3.pse bjondina i lyn buzet me te gjelbert
se e kuqja dmth STOP
4.pse ka ra bjondina per dritare
se ka qen duke i hekurosur perdet
5.pse bjondina shkon ne shpi publike
se punon...
6.pse bjondina flen me vizore
qe me mat kohen sa ka flejt
7.qysh perben bjondina
virgjine jam pasha femit
8.pse bjondina i mer shkallt me veti kur shkon me ble diqka
se ka ndi qe jan rit qmimet
9.ja ben nje shoqe bjondines kam ni se krishlinden jan te premten
kuku ishalla sosht i 13-i
10.cili osht ndryshimi ne mes te 7 bjondinav dhe 3 zeskanev
rezultati:4
11.duke vozit bjondina i shkel 4 njerez i afrohet polici dhe i thot a je normal i ki shkel 4 njerez
e sa osht e lejushme pergjigjet bjondina
12.dallimi ne mes te bjondines dhe McDonalds
ne McDonalds e din perafersisht sa njerz jan sherby
13.pse bjondina mban sheqer ner jastak
qe te ket gjum te embel
14.i thot bjondina bjondines
po dyshoj ne burin tim,pom duket qe femin e fundit se ka bo aj
15.pse bjondina pin varekin
me pastru fjalorin
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1.pse bjondina e qet kacigen ne kry
mos mi ra naj sen ne men
2.pse bjondina vesh brek te zeza
mban dit zije per virgjinitetin e humbur
3.pse bjondina i lyn buzet me te gjelbert
se e kuqja dmth STOP
4.pse ka ra bjondina per dritare
se ka qen duke i hekurosur perdet
5.pse bjondina shkon ne shpi publike
se punon...
6.pse bjondina flen me vizore
qe me mat kohen sa ka flejt
7.qysh perben bjondina
virgjine jam pasha femit
8.pse bjondina i mer shkallt me veti kur shkon me ble diqka
se ka ndi qe jan rit qmimet
9.ja ben nje shoqe bjondines kam ni se krishlinden jan te premten
kuku ishalla sosht i 13-i
10.cili osht ndryshimi ne mes te 7 bjondinav dhe 3 zeskanev
rezultati:4
11.duke vozit bjondina i shkel 4 njerez i afrohet polici dhe i thot a je normal i ki shkel 4 njerez
e sa osht e lejushme pergjigjet bjondina
12.dallimi ne mes te bjondines dhe McDonalds
ne McDonalds e din perafersisht sa njerz jan sherby
13.pse bjondina mban sheqer ner jastak
qe te ket gjum te embel
14.i thot bjondina bjondines
po dyshoj ne burin tim,pom duket qe femin e fundit se ka bo aj
15.pse bjondina pin varekin
me pastru fjalorin
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Wii
Grupi i të moçmëve!
Re: Qesh mire kush qesh kur te doje!
FILAN FILANI vdiq por lokali i tij mbetet hapur nga ora 8.00-24.00.ju sherbejme me ....
me thuaj te verteten - i thote vjerra dhendrit-do te me doje te me shihje 100 metra nen dhe apo jo?
-mos e tepro tani-iu pergjigj-do te kenaqesha edhe me 1 .
FILAN FILANI vdiq por lokali i tij mbetet hapur nga ora 8.00-24.00.ju sherbejme me ....
me thuaj te verteten - i thote vjerra dhendrit-do te me doje te me shihje 100 metra nen dhe apo jo?
-mos e tepro tani-iu pergjigj-do te kenaqesha edhe me 1 .