Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

[AnaBlue]

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Nuk e di sa vjec duhet te jete Toto tani por nuk jap $200/bilete per te. Te jete ndonje me plak si Adriano Celentano, ja vlen. Vertet qe do shkoja per Adrianon. Kenget e tij me kujtojne feminine. /pf/images/graemlins/wub.gif

Si u gdhite sot? Ja ca humor per t'ju sjelle ne forme /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif

True Doctor Stories
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's -- Dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. --Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsefully replied the patient.
--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle! , WA

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
--Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

 

[Dolores]

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Ju pershendes

ku eshte bere si anjeshtaini /pf/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[AnaBlue]

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Pse me diziluzionon keshtu qe ne pike te mengjesit? /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif

Mos ka pasur ndonje rol filmi qe i ka lene floket "kacurrela"? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Dolores]

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une jam mi une /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif...na ktu goca ngjan si Gurax /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

[AnaBlue]

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Qyqa, paska shku tek plazhi Durrsit?

 

[Isabelle]

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... mirmjes !

t'ma sqaroje icik dikush shpejt se kush ja paska nrit qimet perpjete AnaBlus qe ne pike te mjesit !

Morticia atij tronafilit ne goje ja zune frymen : ja kalbe kercellin si me thon' !

Tranofilja qe paska dal zbath bo mir' t'veshi corape leshi se do e kapi bronko pa men'je dhe kush e nigjo kongen masnej.

Lara m'vjen mire qe na u duke knej mo ne fund - sikur na erdhi pranvera nga fillimi na duket /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.

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[Dolores]

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Izo ke respekt per pozicionin qe kam marre....ik mer nji pasqyre dhe beje prove po arrite nji profil te till ...peshtym mua /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[AnaBlue]

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</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />


t'ma sqaroje icik dikush shpejt se kush ja paska nrit qimet perpjete AnaBlus qe ne pike te mjesit !


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I wonder... /pf/images/graemlins/devil.gif

 

[Rrapatushja]

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</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
Nuk ke shanc ta degjosh Celentanon aty ku je. Celentano nuk e ka kapercyer kurre oqeanin ne jeten e tij dhe nuk do bej ndonjehere.

Pershendetje te gjithave

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Po mire mi shko Mali te Muhameti. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifD

Andej nga forumi i femijeve do na tregosh ndonje thenie nga logelushja se mua me ka marre malli /pf/images/graemlins/wub.gif

 

[AnaBlue]

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</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
Izo ke respekt per pozicionin qe kam marre....ik mer nji pasqyre dhe beje prove po arrite nji profil te till ...peshtym mua /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Po peshtymen te ta dergoje me poste? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifD

 

[AnaBlue]

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Per mua sot eshte e premte prandaj po postoj humorin e te premtes:

President Bush and a giddy Jacques Chirac shake hands on the deal.

BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.

"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jack Sharaq, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash." The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild. "Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush. "He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it." The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of Louisiana. However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.

"This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25 million dollars in pure profit."

"This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again."

The money gained from 'T'he Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately pumped into the rebuilding of Iraq.

This article submitted by BSNews contributor Ben Spierenburg 9/06/05
Headline by Reid Carrick

 

[TranofiljA]

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is this for real? Wow....

Are you guys up for a Halloween Party on the 29th???

 

[Rrapatushja]

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Are you back or did i miss smth? /pf/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[TranofiljA]

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I'm back...po kete here nuk pata a "Got home safe" party /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Isabelle]

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[AnaBlue]

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Po ju pershendes me humorin e javes.... /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Nje burre i thote nje shoku se do te ndante gruan - Pse - e pyeti shoku - Bredh kafene me kefene - Pse ka filluar te pije? - Jo, me kerkon mua.
………………………………………..
Dy pleshta dalin nga kinemaja. Njeri qe i thote shokut: - Do ikim ne kembe apo marrim ndonje qen?

 

[AnaBlue]

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Dhe per seriozet... /pf/images/graemlins/booki.gif

...in 1841, a group of Boston-area utopians purchased Brook Farm in West Roxbury. The writer Nathaniel Hawthorne spent six months there and later wrote about his experiences in his satirical novel, Blithedale Romance. Although the venture was short-lived and imperfect, its members made a serious effort to create an alternative to a society increasingly marked by inequality. Brook Farm required everyone to share equally in the work of the community. Cooperation was to replace competition, and hard work was to be leavened with stimulating intellectual and social activities. When fire destroyed the main building in 1847, the group was forced to sell the farm. In 1988 the Commonwealth acquired the property, and today it is a state park.

 

[alinos]

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Have you seen spaced around?
Did he ever receive a postcard???

 

[gurax]

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Hello piplla! /pf/images/graemlins/wave.gif

Morticja o te marte e mira ty, /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif se me ke mek gazit me ate foton. Une i kam bre.. uhh, robet e banjes me te bukra se te atij mi. Ai i ka te bardha, une i kam si ylberi! /pf/images/graemlins/goofy.gif Po ktej nga Bostoni e di une qe eshte bere ftohte, s'ka me ashtu. E me tere mend, ja te pyesim Izzyn, Tranofiljen, Anablue etj etj, ca veshin njerezia ne Boston tashti? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[alinos]

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breke leshi kam nigju, por nga ai i palari se te ma ma nroft /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

ps. xhan xhan /pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif