Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

Dolores

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Ok te ngushelloj :d
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edhe te sygjeroj te degjosh cd by Brazil hostage on the meaning of life
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TranofiljA

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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

Izzy,

Sot qe na ndricoi dhe dilli e vendose me shku n'Brazil??? Prit edhe pak amon...se i prish pune dhe Antonios pastaj...:D

Sot me erdhi nje plake ke puna dhe me tha: "Do you know why they created dance??? To keep warm!"

shifni ju...paskemi vujt kot gjith' keto dimra.
 

ladouce2005

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</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
Mirmgjes!

Une jam tu ik. Dje kam vendos me ble nji shpi kashte ne Brazil. Pulat dhe gjelat do i morr me vete - dmth i kam porosit nga Shqipnia qe te jene rrace e sakte dhe jo e cmenme - do shkoj te gjej kuptimin e jetes !

ja kshu posi !

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/pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif do japesh ndonje dhome me qera moj?
 

Dolores

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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

Me gjith ato pula qe ka porosit ajo.....unless ke ndermend te besh veze Shiro...s besoj te kete vend per ty atje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

Heh Shirua ben vezen e florinjte. /pf/images/graemlins/grin.gif


E dini ju qe kur u tregoj njerezve per komshinjte e mi, fillojne te krijojne barcaleta? Kam cope 2 Opera singers, cope 2 murgesha, cope 1 commedian dhe nje qen me bisht te prere /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 

Blendi

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Un kom komshi nje prostitute, nje qe shperndan gazetat dhe ca nje cift i perzim i zi me te bardhe qe kan bo i cun budall.
 

TranofiljA

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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />
orema keni nigju ate show qe kam ber te ezeta? www.radioezeta.com

Kur tvini aty do ju pershnes fort

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po mos me ardh...si na pershendet? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Je hap si vaji n'lakra. /pf/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 

AnaBlue

Forumium maestatis
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

Do kete bore sot! Na ka harru Global Warming me kalu nga anet tona /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

mroma Zabel' /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !

ho meeeeee ckina /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif ?
 

Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

jam koshiente qe po flas me personazhin tim /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !
t'pakten fshij e shkruj vete !

haj /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !
 

TranofiljA

Primus registratum
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

As vetes nuk ja var hiç /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Ej...ja rregullove rrymen trenit mi apo ngele ne South Station? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

AnaBlue

Forumium maestatis
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...in 1929, James Michael Curley, heavily favored to win his third term as mayor of Boston, used a radio appearance to defame a school committee member who had spoken out against him. The savage, and ungrounded, attack was unprecedented: his adversary was a woman, a wife, a mother, and popular civic volunteer. Curley's tactic of "do unto others before they do you" backfired, and he barely squeaked out a victory in the election two days later. One local newspaper would call it "one of the most dramatic incidents in the whole history of Boston politics." Between 1914 and 1950, the charismatic and resilient Irishman served four terms as Boston's mayor, one term as Massachusetts governor, and two terms in jail.
 

AnaBlue

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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS &amp; STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
 

AnaBlue

Forumium maestatis
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

Subject: Body weight patterns: a population-based survey in Tirana City, Albania.

Another interesting survey from Public Health Nutrition 6(5),471–477 in 2003.

Body weight patterns in a country in transition: a population-based survey in Tirana City, Albania.

Shapo L, Pomerleau J, McKee M, Coker R, Ylli A.

European Centre on Health of Societies in Transition, London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, Keppel Street, WC1E 7HT, UK.

OBJECTIVE: This paper reports the distribution and determinants of body mass index (BMI) and obesity in Tirana City (Albania). DESIGN: Cross-sectional
survey conducted in mid-2001. SETTING: Tirana City. SUBJECTS: One thousand one
hundred and twenty adults aged 25 years and over (response rate 72.7%), selected using multi-stage cluster sampling. RESULTS: Over three-quarters of male and female respondents had an excess body weight. The overall population prevalence of obesity in Tirana was estimated to be 22.0%in men and 30.9% in women. Obesity affected both genders (age-standardised prevalence in males 22.0%, females 30.9%; age-adjusted odds ratio (OR) 1.89; 99% confidence interval (CI) 1.33-2.67) and all age groups, but most particularly middle-aged
women. The age-standardised overall prevalence of central obesity was 21.6% in men and 29.4% in women (age-adjusted OR 1.58; 99% CI 1.11-2.25), increasing with age (P&lt;0.01). In women, the likelihood of being obese was inversely related to educational achievement (trend P=0.001) and alcohol consumption (trend P=0.009). Income, smoking and leisure-time physical activity were not associated with obesity. CONCLUSIONS: Excess weight and obesity are major public health problems in the adult population of Tirana, but most particularly in middle-aged women. The high obesity prevalence observed along with the recent decrease in physical activity, dietary changes and increase in smoking prevalence make it probable that there will be substantial increases in many non-communicable diseases in Albania in the coming decades.
Health promotion strategies are needed that prevent excess weight gain in the Albanian population.
 

AnaBlue

Forumium maestatis
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Me duket vehtja si nje urith i vertete dhe emrin Gopher /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

/pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif per ato qe marrin mundimin te gerrmojne per te lexuar ketu.
 

Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

Gofero rrofsh per infon :d.

Ishalla kta qe se kane bere studimin s'kane qene ameriqen se do ndihem highly e ofenduar. kta derrat ktu te shofin iher derrllëkun e vet masnej te bojne xhiro ke deshmoret e kombit.

ashtu posi !
 

Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
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Une s'kam kohe me lexu po kam me iu puth /pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif /pf/images/graemlins/kiss.gif rrembejeni nga nje dhe kam ardh me pyt ka i peshko keto avataret kjo Zabella /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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P.s....a thu se ka peshk qe peshko at lloj peshktu po ec mo /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif e shumta spiranca noi anijeje mundet /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 

Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!

mir mi mir po mua nuk e duket pse me ngjan seksi veshtrimi i ktij !

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