Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Si ju duket kjo???
You know you're Albanian when....
-You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.
-You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th century.
-You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name written in old English.
-There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.
-Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.
-Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all illnesses. :lol:
-Your 15 year old sister can out drink any American.
-You wear an Armani shirt when u work out or go to the gym.
-The only cigarettes u smoke are Marlboro reds and the only beer u drink is heineken.
-You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9mm in the middle of the street durin the wedding gathering.
-You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.
-There has been a time when u were in Albanian Chat for 10 straight hours.
-You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out u burn it down and collect insurance
-Atleast one time in your life u have owned a BMW M3
-You have atleast one cousin who's in jail for murder and two ther immigrating in Greece
-Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know their name u just call them "ej Shqipe"
-All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians.
-You are ready to be a "nuse" when your 16 years old. 
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-You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you how to speak English
-You start smoking at the age of 13
-You live in places like New York, New Jersey and Boston
-You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
-Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat
-You own a leather jacket
-You either own a restaurant, Coney island, pizzeria, building, hotel, or construction company
-You have at least one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx
-Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
-You drive the most expensive car at your school
-Your neighbors understand words like "ja q****a nonen" and "rafte pika"
-All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you.
-You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off.
-Your mother calls all cereal "cherrjoza"
-You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero.
-When you were in 10th grade u spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school.
-Your favorite hockey player is tie domi just because he's Albanian.
-You met your future husband/wife on AOL.
-You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins.
-You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Sinanin dhe Alfred Muciqin greatest hits.
-You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar.
-Your mom yells at you in Albanian infront of your American girlfriends.
Your grandmother steals silverware from restaurants.