Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
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let me tell you all a story, that blew me out of my mind,
yo, this joint happened last night, crazier story you cant find,
it was open mic night, down in baltimore, at my school,
so you know i was getting ready, to make somebody look a fool,
show starts at 9, we in there at 9-30,
we had made our minds, tonite we getting down dirty,
some homeboy was rappin, when me and my crew walked in,
we ain't bother nobody, on some smirnoff i was sippin,
and then in the room corner, i pipped another crew,
they down from park heights, twice we ran them through,
but last nite this crew, had come prepared and ready,
their lyrics sounded right, their flow was nice and steady,
so now it was my turn, these dummies started laughing,
one was like what, "this white boy can't be rapping",
so i did my thing, start spitting, play my game,
but then the dj stopped, turned my mic off with no shame,
come to find out, they were in the same crew,
so i called my boyz up, one thing left to do,
went back in the stage, called their man back up,
said "meet us outside, we'll show you all what's up",
so he says ok, we get on our way,
the night is getting foggier, the price they will pay,
so we tossed a coin, it was my turn to choose,
i said "you go first, you know you will lose",
these men lined up in front, everyone smoking a blunt,
me and my men was chilling, but danger we were feeling,
this man keeps spitting lines, saying he's the best,
him and all his boys, were wearing bulletproof vests,
so my turn came, i was so ready to flow,
this is what i said, this is how i go:
"yo son you ain't freestyling, you simply recite,
i don't need my men, or my gun to get my hyped,
you are chillin here, acting tough with your vest,
b*tcha*s motherf*ckers, i won't shoot you in your chest,
i will shoot you in your face, in the back of your head,
the last thing you will see, is your men's brains widespread,
you all staying here, like you all are strong,
son half of your crew, right now got on a thong,
and if you all got guns, and thinking you gonna squeeze,
man i got snipers here, better get on your knees,
we will f*ck your hoes, we will take your dough,
we will strip you naked, running around with your vest on"
i wasn't finished rhyming, when this man steps up to me,
he said "yo whiteboy, you ain't gonna disrespect me",
so i kept on flowing "you got me wrong son,
i ain't disrespecting, i'm sh*tting on you for fun,"
so he pulls out his joint, and so did all his men,
but they had no idea, how deep is my thug clan,
i said "before you squeeze, raise your head up and see,
three M-16 pointing at you, they here protecting me,
so i will give you all, exactly 5 minutes of time,
for you all to get out, and away from what is mine,
after 5 minutes are gone, i will drop my hat,
and if you are still here, that's the end of that,"
these people were stunned, looking at the snipers,
half of them so scared, they stunk up their diapers,
they tried to play it off, like they ain't mean no harm,
i said "time is flying, you have 2 minutes sharp",
i sat down there, smoking my black and mild,
looking at the watch, getting ready to go wild,
these men were smart though, they knew i wasn't playing,
they knew if they acted stupid, with blood they would be paying,
so they got in their whips, and get ready to leave,
but guess what happens next, this one i couldn't believe,
the girls they had with them, stepped out of the whips,
some fixing their bras, some painting their lips,
walked up to us, said "can we hang with you,
we'll do anything, we'll f*ck all your crew",
sure i said ms ladies, come here do your thing,
if you do us right, we might give you some bling,
so for the rest of the night, we smoked and f*cked this chicks,
you had to see it people, these girls loved our d*cks,
and in the next morning, i got them all three cabs,
send them back to park heights, and here the story ends,
this is your mc, The Baltimore's Finest,
always with the sexiest, always with the tightest.