Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
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Kondrapedali
Kondrapedali
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
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Zizo kur isha n'Tirane mu tha qe kush kishte icik mulle dhe ishte pa floke ishte baraz me bos /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. Kshu qe mos u ligeshto hic - t'keqen t'morrt mulla se e rendesishme eshte ideja qe transmeton.
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Uf ça m'ke heq i barr të modhe mi Belle se s'po dijsha ku me e fut veten. Meqë qekom ke kategoria e bosave do t'ju jap ka i kafe /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
P.S. Ka e paskët Zizin sot?
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Zizo kur isha n'Tirane mu tha qe kush kishte icik mulle dhe ishte pa floke ishte baraz me bos /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. Kshu qe mos u ligeshto hic - t'keqen t'morrt mulla se e rendesishme eshte ideja qe transmeton.
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Uf ça m'ke heq i barr të modhe mi Belle se s'po dijsha ku me e fut veten. Meqë qekom ke kategoria e bosave do t'ju jap ka i kafe /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
P.S. Ka e paskët Zizin sot?
Kondrapedali
Kondrapedali
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Në ven mi. Un nuk kom pas naiher sekrete për shoqnin /pf/images/graemlins/angel.gif. Ne zekzizmi ka shum forma /pf/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Në ven mi. Un nuk kom pas naiher sekrete për shoqnin /pf/images/graemlins/angel.gif. Ne zekzizmi ka shum forma /pf/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Kondrapedali
Kondrapedali
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
D.m.th të vjen të dhjeç /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif? Shpresoj jo nga ajo që kam shkruar unë më lart /pf/images/graemlins/smash.gif.
D.m.th të vjen të dhjeç /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif? Shpresoj jo nga ajo që kam shkruar unë më lart /pf/images/graemlins/smash.gif.
Kondrapedali
Kondrapedali
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Jo po se koinçidoi pak si keq me ate shkrimin tim pranej /pf/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif.
Në venin tat un do i futsha ene i got tjetër me qumësht dhie e do dhitsha rahat fare /pf/images/graemlins/shrug.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
Jo po se koinçidoi pak si keq me ate shkrimin tim pranej /pf/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif.
Në venin tat un do i futsha ene i got tjetër me qumësht dhie e do dhitsha rahat fare /pf/images/graemlins/shrug.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.
Kondrapedali
Kondrapedali
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Po jo mi ti. Nji got e bo me pas impulse të çuditshme, gota tjetër do i japi impulse edhe më të çuditëshme kështu që ... vje er e keqe /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Po jo mi ti. Nji got e bo me pas impulse të çuditshme, gota tjetër do i japi impulse edhe më të çuditëshme kështu që ... vje er e keqe /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'My Computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates damn it!
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try
it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he
can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: No.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening.
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, "A"
capital letter, "v" as in Victor, and the number "7".
Customer: Is that "7" in capital letters?
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*Customer couldn't get on the internet*
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can
you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more
than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping
me?
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle
around it?
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
-----
Helpdesk: Click on the 'My Computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
-----
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates damn it!
-----
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try
it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he
can't find it...
-----
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: No.
-----
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
-----
Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening.
-----
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, "A"
capital letter, "v" as in Victor, and the number "7".
Customer: Is that "7" in capital letters?
-----
*Customer couldn't get on the internet*
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
-----
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
-----
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
-----
Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can
you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more
than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping
me?
-----
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle
around it?
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Mua me pelqen kjo me shume:
<font color="purple"> Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates damn it! </font>
Dhe lexova qe jane te verteta!!! /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
Mua me pelqen kjo me shume:
<font color="purple"> Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates damn it! </font>
Dhe lexova qe jane te verteta!!! /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif