Gabimet me tipike qe ben nje femer ne nje lidhje......

leonora

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Fillimisht postuar nga xhoni:
[qb] Fillon e te beson si buballaqe. [/qb]
Ha ha :lol: shi sa bukur flet ky..... /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Por ka te drejte, se ashtu bejme ne ju besojm atyre qe nuk meritojn as qe ti shikojm lere me pastaj ti dashurojm :smash:
 

Princi i Bardhe

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Fillimisht postuar nga Lara Croft:
[qb] Besojme?? S'mbaj mend te kem besuar vertete ndonje mashkull gjithe jeten time. Aprovojme po, dmth tundim koken Ehe po po ashtu eshte /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif po per te besuar s'ma do mendja.

Dhe kur ndahen dy ne fund perdoret shprehja.-Une kujtova se me doje. Jo une besova se me doje. /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif [/qb]
me nje flaje me te futme e??????????? :wink: hallall juve keshtu ehste kur ka cuna te mire dhe ju duan.... :wub:
 

Petroninsja

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Me nje flaje pak me te futme qenka princ vellai..... /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

Florus

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Re: Gabimet me tipike qe ben nje femer ne nje lidhje......

Fillimisht postuar nga 82-shko:
[qb]
Fillimisht postuar nga FloBo:
[qb] Ne nje lidhje nje femer ben shume gabime por gabimi me i madh eshte:

AJO PASI LIDHET ME NJE DJALE E FLE MENDJEN DHE NUK E USHQEN DASHURINE!!!

:mad: [/qb]
:lol: [/qb]
ja e vetmja qe e kuptoi qe ishte shaka :thumbsup:
 

Florus

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Fillimisht postuar nga samanta:
[qb] Kur ka djem budallenj gabimet e tradhetite e vajzave shtohen /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif [/qb]
je e sigurt qe ata lloj djemsh jane budallenj... /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif mendohu mire!
 

samanta

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Fillimisht postuar nga FloBo:
[qb]
Fillimisht postuar nga samanta:
[qb] Kur ka djem budallenj gabimet e tradhetite e vajzave shtohen /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif [/qb]
je e sigurt qe ata lloj djemsh jane budallenj... /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif mendohu mire! [/qb]
E mire arsyet e tjera s'po i permend
 

xhoni

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Re: Gabimet me tipike qe ben nje femer ne nje lidhje......

Ah ju paska vdek menja me duket.Po ku ka femra te zgjuara mor amani?
Ato qe bejne si capo, kane ndonje debil afer.
Sekreti eshte:
Nqs me do 1 here,te dua 10 here me shume
Nqs me ben te lumtur 1 here te bej 10
Nqs me ben te vuaj 1 here,te bej te vush 10
Nqs se s'me respekton 1 here s'te respektoj 10
Nqs s'me do 1 here s'te dua 10
Nqs me tradheton 1 here ,gjej vend e futu se te erdhi ujku.
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Un uomo,per tradire,ha bisognio di un posto,una donna ha bisognio di una ragione.
 

bebivogel

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Re: Gabimet me tipike qe ben nje femer ne nje lidhje......

Fillimisht postuar nga xhoni:
[qb] Ah ju paska vdek menja me duket.Po ku ka femra te zgjuara mor amani?
Ato qe bejne si capo, kane ndonje debil afer.
[/qb]
e ktu na qite se jeni te gjith te zgjut e? :devil:
 

Belinea

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Femra eshte e gjitha ne komplex, nje gabim fatal qe beri Zoti /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Femra, mos cani koke /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 

xhoni

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Re: Gabimet me tipike qe ben nje femer ne nje lidhje......

E mi beba ste rrihet pa u krujt me mu e?
 

gurax

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Re: Gabimet me tipike qe ben nje femer ne nje lidhje......

:book:


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"Have I told you lately..."
 

BISOU

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Fillimisht postuar nga 'Mistreci':
[QB] Kur kritikon pamjen time te jashtme,qe nga veshja,prerja e flokeve,kombinimi rrobave etj,etj :mad: Gjithmone i dukem si dordolec.Akoma xhinset tub ne fund vesh ti,vish ato qe jane pak te gjera se ashtu ka dal moda,te fut dhe nji katunar ne fund fare :mad: .I ploteson deshiren dhe vesh ato lloj xhinsesh qe te propozon ajo dhe e pret si karafil te dera(gjysem ore e pakta)qe te dalesh kur ajo kur vjen ta pret:pse atlete vishen me k'to lloj xhinsesh,kam thene une katnari katnar ngelet :smash:


:lol: :lol:
mistrec ashtu si ke emrin i je pergjigjur temes te te them te drejten ke te drejte se femrave nuk i rrihet pa komentuar ne cdo moment dhe me thene te drejten vjen nje moment kur duhet te hapesh gojen dhe te thuash mua keshtu me pelqen. dhe nga ana tjeter te shikosh nese sugjerimi ishte korrekt apo jo se femrave duhet tia besh te qarte here pas here se adhe ti ke ndjenja dhe fyesh dhe se ndoshta jo cdo here qe ti sheh ate ajo eshte fenomenale por ti shikon nje femer qe pelqen ne brendesi e jo pernjehere nga ana e jashtme.
Apo jo??
po kam qeshur me ze e i rashe ne sy edhe kolegeve se i ke rene pikes!!!! :rockband:
 

Vhs

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Re: Gabimet me tipike qe ben nje femer ne nje lidhje......

Fillimisht postuar nga NYC_GUY:
[qb] The rules from a male prospective


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.


1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.


1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.


1. Crying is blackmail.


1. Ask for what you want... Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
(boy - have I lea rned this one)


1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.


1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.


1. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.


1. Christopher Columbus did not ! need directions and neither do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windowsat mauve is.


1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine......
Really.


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.


1. You have enough clothes.


1. You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.


1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.


Pass this to men - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to women - to give them an education!! [/qb]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

ladouce2005

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Re: Gabimet me tipike qe ben nje femer ne nje lidhje......

Fillimisht postuar nga NYC_GUY:
[qb] The rules from a male prospective

Pass this to men - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to women - to give them an education!! [/qb]
kto rules jane te vjetra nyc_guy, kemi ec shume perpara qe kur jane shkrujt kto :tipsy:
te tjera na duhen /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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