fuego!

[ARJELA]

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puu puu puuu ça jan ato qe i nxjerr ne shesh t'forumit s'tmjaftojn ashu po edhe ne publik guxon me na tregu
Neo hajt se ta tregoj qefin :smash:
kur do vij prap veç mos qofsha te henen
se sot s'kam kohe do ta shtyp koken kur t'vij prap :smash: :smash:

 

[abs]

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se sot s'kam do ta shtyp koken :smash: :smash:

car t mungoka ty sot moj /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

edhe uli pak durt, don me i shtyp ne koken pa le, prit sa t vijne paperina e t filtroje pak /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

:devil:

 

[ARJELA]

Re: fuego!

absi ti rri per vet se me ty skam pun me ler rehat m'ka ipur i çik tansioniiiiiiii
ikaaaaaaaa nga lokali se sdurohet kjo jo ncncncnc
:shrug:
dhe mi bej selam Neos mos me dal perpara sot se e ka punen pissss

 

[Diavolessa]

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edhe uli pak durt, don me i shtyp ne koken pa le, prit sa t vijne paperina e t filtroje pak

Edhe gjumin ta prishni ju pa le Kush na qenka ikjo zogze qe na e prekka djalin e deshirit :smash: E grime per mish te njome, akoma pa na shkel deren /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

pS: Sa mirepritese jam mor zot /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[olti]

Re: fuego!

Cfare kam bere une, se nuk e mora vesh! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

PS: Absi e perfundova ate qe te kisha premtuar. Ta kam dergura me email, te ato dy adresat e MSN dhe yahoo MSN. E kam bere ne shqip! :shrug:

:kiss:

 

[Diavolessa]

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[Admir]

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Hej o absi...

Shkova me ble pak shampanje per sonte. Rakine e sigurove? Tesh po vime bashke me Neon ti fusim nje boje shpise shpejt e shpejt qi te mos na gjeje papergatit Paperina! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Neo! Mu sill mire me mikeshen, ok? /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif Paperina, merre edhe noj shoqe te ngrohte me vete kur te vish, plus pulovren sepse eshte ftof i cike atmosfera. Absi ka 2 muaj qe nuk ka pagu energjine! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Dicka...

Si zjarr qe digjet, e kurre s'fiket,
Si fjale qe thuhet e kurre s'tretet,
Si zemra qe bashkohen e kurre s'ndahen!

Mbi majat e ndjenjave ku krahasimet gjenden kaq lehte, ju uroj sa me shume ZJARR dashurie! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[olti]

Re: fuego!

Fillimisht postuar nga diavolessa:
[qb]

[/qb]

 

[abs]

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Absi ka 2 muaj qe nuk ka pagu energjine! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

perveckesaj kam tesh nje muaj qe udhtoj ne tramvaj pa bilet, vetem per action :devil:


Dicka...

Si zjarr qe digjet, e kurre s'fiket,
Si fjale qe thuhet e kurre s'tretet,
Si zemra qe bashkohen e kurre s'ndahen!

Mbi majat e ndjenjave ku krahasimet gjenden kaq lehte, ju uroj sa me shume ZJARR dashurie! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

nigjo Logos kto lloj fjalesh me bej reaksion mu, bitte schön, mbaje gojen, doren deshta me than /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

sidomos kur s pi raki, shif ti kur t baj partyn e shpis se kam me pi nje shishe...kilshe...per pjesmarrjen t kam caktu ty Logos...per mezet paperinen, ate gocen tjeter per me m pru akullin ndersa neon per me m fshi shpin n fund t partit /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

ne qofte se jeni PAK te ngarkuar me pune, hapeni gojen, luni gishtat, venje mendjen n pune...

neo m kan sha kto te punes, m kan than inovatore... /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif
danke per ate...po shkoj ta shoh, para se me u de me raki me Logon /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

Re: fuego!

Fillimisht postuar nga 'Neo':
[qb] Gruaja nevrike

Kur po hanin darke, burri i tha te shoqes:
- Grua, buka qenka e papjekur.
Gruaja, qe ishte shume nevrike, i rra burrit me lopate shpines dhe ia priti:
- Shihe mire se nuk eshte e vertete.
- Ne dac bjerr, ne dac mos bjerr, - ia ktheu i shoqi, - buka e papjekur eshte.


"Motra" e ashper

Njerit i shkuan disa miq per darke. E shoqja filloi shamaten me burrin dhe e qelloi me shpulla. Burri per te mos e ulur veten para miqve, u tha:
- O miq, mos u cuditni, se e kam ca si te ashper kete "motren e madhe".


Martesa e plakut

Nje plaku i kishte vdekur e shoqja, dhe mori per grua nje vajze te re.
- Perse e more gruan te re? - e pyeti njeri.
- E mora te re, se ajo duke me pare mua do plaket, dhe une duke pare ate do te rinohem.


Gruaja e merzitur

Nena pyeti te bijen qe sapo ishte martuar:
- Si kalon te burri?
- Ne pergjithesi mire, - ia ktheu e bija, - por tri gjera me kane merzitur shume.
- C'gje te ka merzitur?
- Heren e pare me ka merzitur vjehrra, - tha e bija, - sepse djalin e ka mullixhi ne mes te ujit kur ajo thote: "Medet per djalin qe s'ka uje te pije!" Merzine e dyte ma shkakton vjehrri, i cili megjithese rri mes sobes dhe oxhakut me thote: "Nuse, ma ver nje gacë ne cibuk!" Por merzine me te madhe ma sjell burri, i cili kur ulemi te fleme, megjithese jam e zhveshur e ngjitas me te, me thote:
- Grua a do te ma japesh faqen te ta puth?


Gruaja e fisme

Njeri mori gruan ne nje fis te mire. Gruaja ishte mjaft e zgjuar mirepo, meqe ishte rritur e perkedhelur, nuk i vinte per dore per punet e shtepise. Nje dite te shoqit iu mbush mendja ta ndante, prandaj i tha:
- Grua, beji gati plackat se do te shkosh tek prinderit!
- Tani kam qene tek prinderit, - ia ktheu e shoqja,- a mos ka ndodhur ndonje fatkeqesi?
- Fatkeqesi nuk ka ndodhur, por te ka kerkuar babai, - genjeu i shoqi.
E shoqja e kuptoi se kur te shkonte tek prinderit, i shoqi do ta ndante prandaj i tha burrit:
- O burre desha te te pyes.
Urdhero e fol! - ia ktheu i shoqi.
- Desha te di perse nuk je i zgjuar si Sale Demiri?
- Kaq tru me ka dhene Zoti, - ia priti i shoqi, - se ku te gjej te jem si Sal Demiri.
- Edhe mua kaq mundesi me ka dhene Zoti per pune shtepie, - ia ktheu gruaja, - se dhe une kam qejf te jem me e mire se shoqet.
- Grua! Bej dy kafe ti pijme bashke, - tha i shoqi, - sepse nuk kane thene kot qe gruaja e fisme "ja fjalen, ja djalin ta len..." [/qb]

te forta fare kto

 

Re: fuego!

kjo esh Hilarious





George W. Bush Resume (A MUST READ!)

Past work experience:

- Ran for congress and lost.
- Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
- Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
- Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago Cubs.
- With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments
- Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
most polluted state in the Union.
- Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in
America.
- Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.
- Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
- Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments as president--
- Attacked and took over two countries.
- Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
- Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
- Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12
month period.
- Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
- First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
- First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
- First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in US history.
- After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
over the worst security failure in US history.
- Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other
president in US history.
- In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
- Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.
- Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
- Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.
- Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
- Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any president in US history.
- Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
- Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
use the national reserves as past presidents have.
- Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
- Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
- Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
- My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US
history.
- Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Exxon
oil tanker named after her).
- First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
- Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world.
- First president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
- Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of the United States.
- Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in US history.
- First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the human rights commission.
- First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the elections monitoring

 

[abs]

Re: fuego!

Meli cila nga kto ngjan me ty /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif


:devil:

 

Re: fuego!

pse ?
duhet te ngjaje ndonjera ?

 

[abs]

Re: fuego!

rrenqethse meli
dy pyetje per pergjigje?!?

 

Re: fuego!

Fillimisht postuar nga 'Neo':
[qb]

Fillimisht postuar nga Logos:
[qb] Neo,

M'ka pyt njona per ty. Biles m'dha foton qe ta vlersojshe ti vete. /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Mos m'thuj manej se jam egoist! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif [/qb]

[/qb]

ok than mua me ngjan kjo :thumbsup:

 

[abs]

Re: fuego!

n fakt neo i han rradh "cokollatat" /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
e un e Logos pime shume raki :devil:

 

[Diavolessa]

Re: fuego!

Erdha une ..E lyme e ngjyme..vec vete e di sa /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Itash po pergatis Rakine per ju te dy..per vedin Neo e Melisen... (e sheh si e solla nje ketu /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif ) Po marrim shampanje /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Kallxomi nje here si me jeni vesh ju te dyja?
Djemt te tere ne scmoking /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Po jo ashtu smoc cigaresh /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

pS: E festa fillon :rockband:

 

Re: fuego!

mmmmmm per mua rakia esh afrozodiak hihihihi

 

[abs]

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un per vedi...

jam e veshur...

me cfare ( dypika):

1. kam nje fund qe fillon nga kockat e legenit
deri mbi supat e gjunjeve /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
duken pak dy vija ( qe jane ushkuri i atyre)

2. kam nje bluze te vockel der mbi koke te kerthizes, eshte nxeht, se kam fajin vete...masanej imagjino tani qe do pime...

ngjyrat s ju duhen gje apo jo?

:goofy:

 

[Diavolessa]

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Absi & Logos

Ja edhe rakija /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

pS: S'deshte shampanje ti maj