fuego!

Guest
Re: fuego!

Fillimisht postuar nga abstract:
[qb] haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa si me vdiq kjo mua,

po pse e bere fakt te kryer ti moj ylle hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
si bin mren me kry e kam kto intilligentet mor aman...

/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
aha nare vet e kerkove o gjoja trashe se ju naret keni qef me ju sha icik e keni ne gen /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

o pap jo jete e poshter po bitche e poshter /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif

you cant fool me losers
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

PEDAGOG


Përshkrimi


Pjese idiote e shoqerise qe ndodhet kryesisht ne fakultetet politeknike te
Shqiperise. Dallohen per antikitetin e tyre dhe me raste ne momente te
vecanta ngjajne shume me nje lypes. Kategorizohen nga nje ego karcarese e
tyre e cila eshte ne progresion rrites me moshen.


Instruksione përdorimi


Duhet ti shkosh pas bythes dhe gjithmone ti besh qejfin. Te interesohesh se
ne car partie eshte dhe ti thuash qe je simpatizant i kesaj te fundit. Gjate
sezonit te provimeve te marresh pjese ne kurset qe organizohen.


Si dallohen

Duhet patur parasysh se shumica e tyre ecin me nje dosje ne dore. Nje
pjese e mire e tyre vishen me kostum edhe ne vere pavartesisht se
ndonjehere mund te jete dhe i palare. Disa shquhen per eren e keqe te gojes
dhe dhembe tejet te palare. Ka dhe nga ata qe pavartesisht se vazhdojne te
rrine ne pune pasi e kane kaluar moshen per te bere kete gje, mendojne akoma
se jane simpatike dhe ju vardisen studeneve te tyre duke qene totalisht te
sigurte ne vetvete se do ju eci. Nje pjese e vogel e tyre vazhdojne te jene
beqare dhe pse jane pothuajse mbi 50 vjec dhe kjo kategori mund te dallohet
lehte ngaqe fillojne dhe dhjasen sapo ju kalon nje femer afer, e re apo e
vjeter qofte kjo.


Funksionet


E bejne me sukses carjen e karit apo pidhit te studenteve me menyren e
mesimdhenies. Jane ideale per te te ngelur per arsye si: modeli i flokeve,
pantallona te shkurtra dhe kjo behet me nje ide totale ne koken e tyre qe
kane mese te drejte. Disa prej tyre mund te perdoren dhe si dush po te jesh
ne ulur ne rrjeshtat e fillimit te kabinetit.


Sinonime


idiot antik

psikopat

lypes

dhjaks
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

Perkthime ne italisht!


Fluturo me pras n'myth - Volando con gli asparaggi in culo
Yyy ca derr gjoksi - Yyy che maiale di tette
Me bo i byth ven - Mi fai un culo di posto
KarKalec - Cazzo di Sbirro
Te luj fene - Ti giocco la religione
O i paudhe - O senza strada
Te befsha gropen te befsha - Che ti faccio la grotta che ti faccio
Ma ke trunin asfalt - Mi hai il cervello asfalto
Si e ke hallin goce,apo te han kurrizi - Come c'e' l'hai il problema ragazza,oppure ti prude la schiena.
Vaj medet - Olio con mare
Pune muti - Lavoro di merda
Koqe kanari - Coglione di bilancia
T'hongsha shpirtin - Ti mangio lo spirito
I hongri bytha vet - Gli si è mangiato il culo da solo
Hajde shtepi, hajde...! - Vieni casa, vieni...
Ta tregoj un qejfin ty --- Ti faccio vedere il piacere io a te!
O derebardhe - O porta bianca
Pse shet mend - Perche vendi cervello
Lumemadhe - Fiume grande
Qyqja Ije = Corvo mamma
U ftofsh n tajare - Rafredatti in aereo
E ke t'mushme te çorapet - Cè l'hai riempito nei sacceti
Sa per t'la gojen - Solo per lavare la bocca
Ha shqip apo s'ha shqip ti ? - Mangi albanese o non mangi albanese te ?
Amon tu bofsha - Ti pregho Per Piacere
Nuk bjen rrufeja ne hale - Non cade il fulmine sul bagno
S'ke dy pare mend -- Non hai due soldi di cervello
Rob Zoti - Prigioniero di Dio
Mos i lut bythen atyre...- Non pregare il culo a loro..
Do nje dru te mire - Vuoi una buona legna
Vari lesht - Apendi i peli
Lum si ti - Fiume come te
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

:lol:


Why did the chicken cross the road?


SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a
> complete fabrication. We do
> not even have a chicken.
> >
> >
> >
> >GEORGE W BUSH
> >
> >We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
> just want to know if
> the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
> chicken is either for us
> or against us. There is no middle ground.
> >
> >
> >
> >COLIN POWELL
> >
> >Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
> the satellite image of
> the chicken crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >TONY BLAIR
> >
> >I agree with George.
> >
> >
> >
> >HANS BLIX
> >
> >We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
> we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the
> road.
> >
> >
> >
> >DR SEUSS
> >
> >Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
> with a toad? Yes, the
> >chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've
> not been told.
> >
> >
> >
> >MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> >
> >I envision a world where all chickens will be free
> to cross roads
> without having their motives called into question.
> >
> >
> >
> >GRANDPA
> >
> >In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
> the road. Somebody
> told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
> good enough.
> >
> >
> >
> >TRICIA
> >
> >Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
> be listening to the
> >chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
> story of how it
> >experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on
> to accomplish its
> dream of crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >JOHN LENNON
> >
> >Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
> roads together - in
> peace.
> >
> >
> >
> >ARISTOTLE
> >
> >It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >KARL MARX
> >
> >It was an historic inevitability.
> >
> >
> >
> >RONALD REAGAN
> >
> >What chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >SIGMUND FREUD
> >
> >The fact that you are at all concerned that the
> chicken crossed the
> road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >
> >
> >
> >BILL GATES
> >
> >eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will
> lay eggs, file your
> >important documents, and balance your checkbook -
> and internet explorer is
> an integral part of eChicken.
> >
> >
> >
> >ALBERT EINSTEIN
> >
> >Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
> road move beneath the
> chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >BILL CLINTON
> >
> >What is your definition of chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >THE BIBLE
> >
> >And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
> chicken THOU SHALT
> CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the
> road, and there was
> rejoicing.
> >
> >
> >
> >COLONEL SANDERS
> >
> >Did I miss one?
> >
> >
> >
> >HOMER SIMPSON
> >
> >Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
>
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

I Saw This on the Boston Globe Web-Site -- I Guess Maybe it Means Albania is "Modernizing" Very Fast (Though I'm not so sure this is Good)
To: Mark Kosmo markkosmo@y...<br />Albanian roadside sex romp captivates commuters

By Reuters, 5/14/2003

TIRANA, Albania -- An amorous Albanian couple's very public highway hanky panky mortified
motorists this week in a country emerging from decades of social conservativism.

The daily Korrieri newspaper reported on Wednesday that travellers on an eastern highway were
amazed at the cheek of a couple who emerged naked from a car, had a brief roadside romp and then
scampered off before the police arrived. "The couple came out of their car completely naked and
started making love on the asphalt," taxi driver Vangjush Poci told Korrieri. "They did not care
about onlookers. After a few minutes, they kissed and walked back to their car."

Korrieri said police had confirmed the incident but said no actions would be taken against the
"wild sex couple."

Albanian social behaviour has become more libertine since the collapse of communism over a decade
ago, but the asphalt intercourse incident is anecdotally considered a first.
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

CRITICAL ACTION NEEDED: STOP THE F.C.C.


Conscious Individuals-



On June 2, the Federal Communications Commission intends to lift restrictions on media ownership that could allow your local newspaper, cable provider, radio stations, and TV channels all to be owned by one company. The result could be the disappearance of the checks and balances provided by a competitive media marketplace -- and huge cutbacks in local news and reporting. Good, balanced information is the basis for our democracy.



Help MoveOn.org Stop This From Happening:

http://www.moveon.org/stopthefcc/
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

genie


Subject: Bucks

&gt;

&gt;Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.

&gt;He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure

&gt;do," he replied while he reached into his golf

&gt;bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

&gt;

&gt;"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster lighter?"

&gt;

&gt;"I got it from my genie."

&gt;"You have a genie?"

&gt;"Yes, right here in my golf bag."

&gt;"Could I see him?"

&gt;

&gt;He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie,

&gt;

&gt;"Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?"

&gt;"Yes I will'" the genie replies.

&gt;The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.

&gt;The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there,

&gt;waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and

&gt;the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. The friend tells

&gt;his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

&gt;

&gt;He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing.

&gt;Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?
/pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:




10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:

1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits.
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

absuqe kur te puth kshu do te bej /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif

iguana-kiss-3.3.jpg
 

disku

UNI
Re: fuego!

Aloha populll....

si ju kam???

Kordeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :confused: me co ne mp emeilin e asaj shoqes tone se lash nom me ka humb /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

neo salut mon ami...

se lam bengu....

proto....screw u /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

disku

UNI
Re: fuego!

Fillimisht postuar nga Logos:
[qb] Neo,

M'ka pyt njona per ty. Biles m'dha foton qe ta vlersojshe ti vete. /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
love-394931.jpg

Mos m'thuj manej se jam egoist! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif [/qb]
holy cowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

logos po me dhe nr e tel te ksaj ...ste bezdis mo nga teologjia /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

Guest
Re: fuego!

kur mendoj qe se shpejti do kem komshi nej si ky me vjen te qaj /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

oh screw you u did good that u told them they sre so stupid they dont understand :idea:
 

Admir

Forumium maestatis
Re: fuego!

Pah car feste he!!! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif Muzika jo keq, kamarierja teper vigjilente! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

abs...kur po "move in" ti. Jo se ne sebep dona. /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif Kyt rralle listen e miqve e ban ti.

Paperina. Na e nxorre bojen me at foto. :devil:

Ika se lash nam. Kam edhe provim neser! :book:

P.S Abs. Rranjt jane ma besnike! /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif :wink:
 

Kur me Kafshon te Gervish

Primus registratum
Re: fuego!

HE u kenaqet e festut♪♪partyn dhe mua sme thirret ça behet knej nga forumi me ju pa le keni len namin me at foton
ça kishit kshu ju me at foton s'kuptova gje

veq mos e takofsha Neon :mad: :mad:
ika se s'kam koh per sot
kam provim shifemi neser ciao
ciao alda :wave: :wave:
 

Admir

Forumium maestatis
Re: fuego!

Paperina...nuk na ka mete ma boje! Jena ba likuid! Zjarri po na shkrin, po na kthen ne gjendje avulli! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Unicorn, nuk i shes mikeshat jo! Pastaj ce do telefonin? Jeni te pakten 4000 milje larg njeri-tjetrit! /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Hajde knej nga veriu se nuk mbetesh pa gje! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif Manej, ke krejt hup anej nga Teologjia!!! :cool:

Principeil! Sa shpejt e kape Hawaishten! : :devil:

Absiiiiiiiii! S'kam lan ven pa t'kerku! Ka ke hup? :cry:
 

Diavolessa

Valoris scriptorum
Re: fuego!

Logos me te qeshme me te ngjeshme yllo /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

E rregullojme zjarrin gjithmone ne /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif Ashtu le te digjet e shkrihet si vullkan, te derdhe llaven e saj /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Te perveloj , e te percelloj /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

pS: Absi :mad: /pf/images/graemlins/frown.gif ku je :shrug:
 
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