Re: fuego!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a
> complete fabrication. We do
> not even have a chicken.
> >
> >
> >
> >GEORGE W BUSH
> >
> >We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
> just want to know if
> the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
> chicken is either for us
> or against us. There is no middle ground.
> >
> >
> >
> >COLIN POWELL
> >
> >Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
> the satellite image of
> the chicken crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >TONY BLAIR
> >
> >I agree with George.
> >
> >
> >
> >HANS BLIX
> >
> >We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
> we have not yet been
> allowed to have access to the other side of the
> road.
> >
> >
> >
> >DR SEUSS
> >
> >Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
> with a toad? Yes, the
> >chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've
> not been told.
> >
> >
> >
> >MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> >
> >I envision a world where all chickens will be free
> to cross roads
> without having their motives called into question.
> >
> >
> >
> >GRANDPA
> >
> >In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
> the road. Somebody
> told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
> good enough.
> >
> >
> >
> >TRICIA
> >
> >Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
> be listening to the
> >chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
> story of how it
> >experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on
> to accomplish its
> dream of crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >JOHN LENNON
> >
> >Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
> roads together - in
> peace.
> >
> >
> >
> >ARISTOTLE
> >
> >It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >KARL MARX
> >
> >It was an historic inevitability.
> >
> >
> >
> >RONALD REAGAN
> >
> >What chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >SIGMUND FREUD
> >
> >The fact that you are at all concerned that the
> chicken crossed the
> road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >
> >
> >
> >BILL GATES
> >
> >eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will
> lay eggs, file your
> >important documents, and balance your checkbook -
> and internet explorer is
> an integral part of eChicken.
> >
> >
> >
> >ALBERT EINSTEIN
> >
> >Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
> road move beneath the
> chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >BILL CLINTON
> >
> >What is your definition of chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >THE BIBLE
> >
> >And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
> chicken THOU SHALT
> CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the
> road, and there was
> rejoicing.
> >
> >
> >
> >COLONEL SANDERS
> >
> >Did I miss one?
> >
> >
> >
> >HOMER SIMPSON
> >
> >Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
>