Why golf is better than sex
10 - A below par performance is considered good.
9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and couple of beers.
8 - It''s much easier to find the sweet spot.
7 - Foursomes are encouraged.
6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5 - Three times a day is possible.
4 - Your partner doesn''t hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3 - If you live inFlorida, you can do it every day.
2 - You don''t have to cuddle with your partner when you''re finished.
.................and best of all................
1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it
10 - A below par performance is considered good.
9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and couple of beers.
8 - It''s much easier to find the sweet spot.
7 - Foursomes are encouraged.
6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5 - Three times a day is possible.
4 - Your partner doesn''t hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3 - If you live inFlorida, you can do it every day.
2 - You don''t have to cuddle with your partner when you''re finished.
.................and best of all................
1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it