vargje humoristike,anglisht

[erisa]

vargje humoristike,anglisht

kto ktu posht i gjeta ne nje faqe anglisht dhe mu duken shume per te qeshur..ju ftoj ti lexoni te gjitha /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty & so is your head.

After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between the eyes.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space.

I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If its true, I'd prefer you inside out.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell."

 

[BISOU]

Re: vargje humoristike,anglisht

ERISA, SA TE LEZECME, U SHKRIVA UNE /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif ME DUKET SIKUR PO I THOTE NDONJE NGA KETA KARAGJOZAT E ZYRES /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif :lol:

 

[ladouce2005]

Re: vargje humoristike,anglisht

Erisa kush ta ka cu ket vjershen /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
just kidding /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
:lol: very funny :lol:

 

[popkin]

Re: vargje humoristike,anglisht

shum ebukur oa sa ebokur ? :sleep:

 

[Artemis]

Re: vargje humoristike,anglisht

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Keto jane disa "perla" nga chat i itpit "find the perfect one..."


1) hi Im 6.ft.2an nonsoik and non drink I liek pliy sport and hav fun go wilk see move I m free dises and halthi will I Haeb hear from u maseg me thinks

2) I have not seriously dated a woman since I was shot in 1999.

3) I am a big beautiful woman, but I can sit in a bus or airplane seat and still be comfortable.

4) Sexy cut I woyuld love to date a wite guy sexy im sexy I m black I want sex I have a good sex drive I love it . it seems cute to me.

5) I guess the most important thing is that i need to find someone that likes me. Without that, the relationship goes nowhere.

6) Hi I am cindy. First if all iam a bad typset. i have three kids .9 11 and 12 . that i a take care of my own
7) Breast Cancer has made me a stronger person with bigger boobs.

8) OH BY THE WAY IM PREGNANT AND IF U DONT WANNA TALK TO ME CUZ I AM THEN FORGET YOU BC U R PROLLY A BIG UGLY NERD ANYWAYS. BYE!


9) i'm pretty much a laid back person. compared to other girls in dating..they tend to be dramafied

1o) BUT PLZ DON'T MESSAGE ME BECAUSE OF YOUR HORNY THANKS!!

11) Ive got a passive side to me as well antelagent side as well as a soft side but irealy have aunprodickable side which not to crazey not by alonge shot.



12) HANDSOME MAN IN OHIO LOOKING FOR A GREAT TIME WITH A STONE COLD FREAK WITH MORALS

13) I want a woman that when ask for sex just doesnt look at you with the question "what is that".


14) My friends like to come when they have problems

15) I'm here because I hate the internet. I want to get offline and outside, or at least inside somewhere else.

 

[Artemis]

Re: vargje humoristike,anglisht

dhe per te mos dale nga tema :smash:

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who will not creep
One who thinks before she speaks
And doesn't disappear for weeks
I pray that she's gainfully employed
And doesn't clam up when she's annoyed
Send me a woman who'll make love to my mind
And knows what to do when she lets me hit from behind
One who'll make love till my body's a-twitching
And brings me food, when she gets back from the kitchen.
I pray that this woman will love me to no end
And will not try to sleep with any of my friends
I pray this prayer in Jesus' name
Oh, by the way Lord, deliver me from
a woman who plays childish games
As i treat her, shall she treat me the same
Simply someone who'll answer all her calls on the cell phone
And is not trying to do me wrong
Now I'll just wait
For I know you will send her before it's too late

 

[tao_tao]

Re: vargje humoristike,anglisht

**** is good
**** is funy
but it costs a lot of money
do you know that **** is funy?
**** your self and save your money!!