Te ndryshme

Le_Routard

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Re: Te ndryshme

Ishte njoni, nuk po ja them emrin se osht shume i njoft n'AF, qe vendosi te hapte nje restorant e te behej "restorator".

I vjen klienti i pare dhe pasi hengri mire e mire i vjen faktura.

- Sa??? Thote klienti. 70$ per kete meny??? Nuk mund ta ulni pak cmimin meqe jemi te dy te zanatit?

- Pse dhe ti restorator je?

- Jo, thot klienti, jam hajdut!

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cacol

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Re: Te ndryshme

Eh ca te ben Firenze dhe Italia... bixnecmen te bejne /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

antip

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Kish vajt familja e gabelve ne plazh. Gabeli i vogel shef gjithe kalamojt duke lujt me top dhe shkon i thot babit te vet "O ba gjith kalamojt kan top una nuk kam. Du dhe une nji top!"
"Merr nji bolen time - i thote baba - po mos shko larg..."
 

vieux_et_moche

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ndershmeria
Ishte dita e marteses e nje fatziu qe papritmas i ndodhi nje aksident dhe u vra pak ndervedi (te vendi i burrnise),me vrap ky shkoj tek doktori. Doktori e vizitoj dhe i tha se ske asgje por duhet ta fashojme per siguri.-Si ta fashojme?!-i thote burri-eshte dita e marteses mor dac. Mire po doktori, per te miren e pacientit ia fashoj.-i mjeri une si ti them gruse mrama,-tha ky ishkreti me vete. nejse, martesa u be, dasma mbaroj, mbremja ra e nusja me gezim shkoj me vrap ne dhomen e gjumit, kur erdh burri, ajo mbylli deren dhe filloj te zhveshet,-hoqi velin e tha,-keto buze si ka breke kush perveç nenes. Hoqi kemishen e tha,-keto dy kodra si ka pa kush tjeter perveç nenes. Hoqi pantadhonat e tha keto dy koshe si ka pa kush perveç nenes. hoqi breket e tha,-kete pyllin e zi se ka pa kush tjeter perveç nenes. Burri atehere uli pantallonat e tha une e kam akoma te paketuar qe kur kam lindur
 
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alexia

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Definitions of designations at office:

1. Project Manager = a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer = a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator = one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client = the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing Manager = a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child from scratch.

7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8. Quality Auditor = the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know
what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
"Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,
"Nooo.....I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously:
"Listen, I'll have to call you back! There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

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Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;
The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;
The next day I stopped eating red meat.

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;
The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;
This morning I stopped reading!
 

gangsterja

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Na ishin shqiptari,italiani,turku,gjermani,rusi dhe arabi.
Gjermani:ne kemi hotelet ma te bukura
Turku:ne kemi flamujte me te bukur
Rusi:ne kemi topat gjigande
Arabi:c'do gje qe thoni shkruhet ne librat tane
Italiani:ne kemi gocat me te bukur
Amerikani:ne kemi jorganet ma te bukur
Shqiptari:djemte e shqiperise nen krismat e topave te rusise,nen jorganet e amerikaneve ne hotelin e gjermanit ka....................gocat e italise kane fshi b.........en me flamurin e turqise po s'besut lexojeni tek libri i arabit.
 
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