Re: Te ndryshme
Definitions of designations at office:
1. Project Manager = a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2. Developer = a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator = one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4. Client = the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5. Marketing Manager = a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child from scratch.
7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8. Quality Auditor = the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know
what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
"Can I come over?"
OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,
"Nooo.....I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously:
"Listen, I'll have to call you back! There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
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Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;
The next day I stopped smoking.
Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;
The next day I stopped eating red meat.
Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;
The next day I stopped drinking.
Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;
This morning I stopped reading!
Definitions of designations at office:
1. Project Manager = a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2. Developer = a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator = one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4. Client = the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5. Marketing Manager = a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child from scratch.
7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8. Quality Auditor = the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know
what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
"Can I come over?"
OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,
"Nooo.....I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously:
"Listen, I'll have to call you back! There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;
The next day I stopped smoking.
Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;
The next day I stopped eating red meat.
Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;
The next day I stopped drinking.
Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;
This morning I stopped reading!
