Sfide personale per Alinosin !!!! ( miqte jane te mirepritur )

eniad

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<font color="brown"> Un s'jom n'konkurs /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif, kom ardh vetem me pershnet spektatoret /pf/images/graemlins/pickellonja.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.


A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of
the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bob, Don, Tex or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was conceived, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was conceived on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.

It's very simple and easy to understand.

Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China

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ameba

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<u>Bulkth sikur ta kishim ba konkurs ti vallai fitojshe...</u>


Un orso e' fuggito dal circo ed e' in giro per la citta'. Dal domatore ai poliziotti, tutti lo cercano. Un passante, interrogato, dichiara di aver visto l'orso seguire una ragazza in una casa. In men che non si dica, gli agenti si portano sul posto. In silenzio spingono la porta, fanno passare il domatore. A un certo punto sentono: "E adesso che sono stata gentile con te, mi vuoi regalare la pelliccia?"

Ogni anno, subito prima di Pasqua, il Capo Rabbino di Roma si presenta in Vaticano dal Papa e gli porge una busta molto antica. Il Papa la prende, scuote la testa e la restituisce al Capo Rabbino che se ne ritorna via. Questa usanza avviene da quasi 2000 anni ed e’ poco conosciuta da altri all’infuori dei due soggetti citati. Succede che un anno siano di nuova nomina sia il Papa che il Capo Rabbino. Quando il Capo Rabbino presenta al Papa l’antica busta, come il suo predecessore gli aveva insegnato, il Papa, come gli aveva insegnato il suo predecessore, la guarda e la restituisce al Rabbino. Pero’ il Papa aggiunge: "Questo rituale mi sembra strano. Non ne capisco il significato. Che cosa c’e’ dentro la busta?". Ma il Rabbino risponde: "Che io sia dannato se lo so. Sono nuovo anch’io. Ma basta aprire la busta e conosceremo il contenuto". Il Papa accetta la proposta del Rabbino e insieme lentamente e con molta cura aprono la vecchissima busta e leggono il foglio in essa contenuto... il conto dell’Ultima Cena!
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capuni

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Une du me e sfidu Alinosin tek per tek ..jo me barsaleta ..po me gjona qe kerkojn kontakt fizik! ...ku t'dush ...e kur t'dush! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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alinos

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Une du me e sfidu Alinosin tek per tek ..jo me barsaleta ..po me gjona qe kerkojn kontakt fizik! ...ku t'dush ...e kur t'dush! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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cuno! I meno pasojat e veprimeve te tuja ti, apo hic???

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ameba

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A doni Albiter /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

Kondrapedali

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Re: Sfide per Alinosin !!!

Dashke ti. Merru me karrotat e tuja /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.

Ke nai barcalet apo t'filloj un t'boj sfid me të dy juve? /pf/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

Po tregoj veç nji t'shkurtër.

N'koh t'moparshme, martohet i çun me i goc (jo se sot nuk martohen po ngjarja ka nodh n'koh t'moparshme). Gjat dasmës, çuni që s'kishte fare eksperiencë me femrat, pyet të jatin se ç'duhet të bënte me nusen. I jati i cili kishte ardhur më qef nga pija i përgjigjet shkurt që i biri të bënte ç'të bënte edhe nusja.

Mbaron dasma e dhëndri me nusen futen në dhomën e tyre.

Nusja fillon të zhvishet e po ashtu edhe dhëndri. Nusja zhvishet mes e lart edhe dhëndri mes e lart, nusja zhvishet mes e poshtë edhe dhëndri mes e poshtë, nusja shtrihet në krevat e dhëndri shtrihet në krevat, nusja hap këmbët e dhëndri hap këmbët ... Pas ca momentesh dhëndri që priste të ndodhte diçka pyet nusen : - Po tani ç'po presim ne?

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disku

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Kejo jane te verteta, ndodhin neper gjukatat e Amerikes. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Aww man this is funny …….



These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
______________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect
your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your
memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with
you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't
remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
____________________________________ _
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said
to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how
old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby)
was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have
you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead
people.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What
school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy on him!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law.
 

ameba

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<font color="blue"><u>I messaggi sui voli di linea che non vorreste mai sentire:</u>

1. Pilota: "Signore e signori abbiamo appena raggiunto l'altezza stabilta. Potrete slacciare le cinture di sicurezza e muovervi liberamente, però per favore rimanete dentro l'aereo".

2. Hostess: "Grazie per viaggiare con Alitalia. Speriamo vi siate divertiti a incrementare il nostro business, così come noi ci siamo divertiti a portarvi a spasso".

3. Pilota (prima di un viaggio transatlantico): "Signore e signori questo è il vostro pilota che vi parla dalla cabina di pilotaggio. Volevo solo ricordarvi che i cuscini dove siete seduti possono essere usati come galleggianti in caso di emergenza".

4. Pilota: "Nemico a ore 6. Azionare sedile ejettabile!"

5. Pilota: "Ummmmmmmm... c*z*o... (poi silenzio)"

6. Pilota (appena dopo il decollo): "Signore e signori, questo è il vostro pilota che vi parla. Vi sarete accorti dell'improvviso cambio di direzione. Stiamo tornando indietro perché... uhmmm abbiamo dimenticato qualcosa".

7. Pilota: "Sono sicuro che la perdita del motore destronon sia passata inosservata. Niente panico comunque, viaggeremo più leggeri e arriveremo prima a terra".

8. Pilota: "Signore e signori, buongiorno. Questo è il vostro capitano che vi parla. Dovrete essere un po' pazienti con me; questo tubo volante è parecchio diverso dalle navi in cui sono abituato armeggiare".

9. Pilota: "Sarebbe buona idea se tutti quanti in questo preciso momento chiudeste le finestrelle e vi concentraste sul film che trasmetteremo entro breve".

10. Pilota: "Abbiamo appena raggiunto l'altezza massima di 40 mila...oh nooooooooooooooooo!!"

11: Pilota al copilota (non si accorge di parlare con l'intero equipaggio): "E' normale che questo coso lampeggi sempre?"

12. Hostess: "Il pilota mi ha appena chiesto di controllare se ci sono paracaduti per tutti quanti, ma non c'è assolutamente bisogno di allarmarsi".

13. Pilota: "Ho bevuto un po' troppo..."

14. Hostess: "Vi consiglio questo vino. Ne ho appena portato due bottiglie al pilota".

15. Copilota: "Hey capitano, fatti un altro tiro..."
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capuni

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cuno! I meno pasojat e veprimeve te tuja ti, apo hic???

Rri me qafsh se do ta besojne dhe do vije ndonjera te me beje gropen /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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..si thu ti? ..do lej nanjonen t'preki qimen e flokut ty?! ...i vras!!! /pf/images/graemlins/smash.gif

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eniad

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<font color="brown"> Pershnetja e radhes /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. No konkurs una /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/tipsy.gif


Which Gender

A language teacher was teaching her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are gramatically designated as masculine or femine.

"'House' in French is femine -- la maison. 'Pencil' in French is masculine -- le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?"

The french teacher didn't know, and the word wasn't in her french dictionary. So for fun, she split the class into two groups, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to provide four reasons for their recommendations.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be the feminine gender because:

1) No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2) The native languague they use to communicate is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3) Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.
4) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group however, concluded that computers should be masculine because:

1) In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2) They have a lot of data, but they can't function on their own.
3) They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4) As soon as you commit yourself to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. </font>
 

eniad

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<font color="brown"> Nje plak 97 vjec shkon tek nje zyre sigurimesh.
- Pershendetje, dua te bej siguracion per jeten
- Cfare thua re gjysh.. siguracion per jeten?? Sa vjec je?
- 97, i thote plaku
Cmendet nenpunesi..
- Flet seriozisht tani. Cte duhet ty siguracioni??
- Po ja dua te shkoj me babane tim jashte shtetit. dhe thame mire eshte qe te jemi te siguruar..
Nenpunesi u cmend..
- Me babane tend? Sa vjec eshte ai?
- Muajin tjeter mbush 125.
- E cfare do beni jashte shtetit?
- Po ja do shkojme te vizittojme gjyshin tim.
Nenpunesi i bie me koke murit..
- Cfare thua re plako. Tallesh me mua? E sa eshte gjyshi yt?
- Mbyll per nje jave 142.
- E cfare do beje atje?
- Po ja martohet.. dhe ne do shkojme ne dasem.
Nenpunesi i eshte afruar dritares, i gatshem te hidhet..
- Po.. pse martohet?
- Budallalleqe more. Po e detyrojne prinderit.

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KoDoShi

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Ishte nje grua me nje vajze te vogel e cila sapo kishte filluar te fliste. Gruaja ishte shtatzane dhe vajza e pyet:
-Nene pse e ke aq t'fryer barkun .?
Nena i pergjigjet:
-Po pres nje vella t'vogel per ty!
Duke ecur rruges vajza sheh nje burr me bark te fryer dhe shkon ta pyes :
-Xhaxhi çfare po pret ti .?
-Autobuzin!
Vajza i pergjigjet:
-XHaxhi nqs del biçiklet a do ma falesh mua .?

To be continued! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !..
 

ameba

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<font color="blue">Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."


Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible mistake!"
She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he'd get right on it. The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Peter so she called him again. "Please set this error straight before tomorrow," she begged. "There's an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone *must* attend!"
"Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away."
Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning Saint Peter received another phone call from hell. He picked up the receiver with tribulations of his heart and started to listen.
He heard the following, "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!"
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alinos

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Una ragazzotta di citta', alquanto ingenua, si trova in campagna dai parenti per le vacanze. Un giorno vede un toro che monta una vacca e chiede al cugino: "Cosa stanno facendo?". "Fanno la pizza" risponde il cugino. "Oh. Sembra interessante." dice la ragazza. Il cugino coglie l'occasione al volo e le dice "Facciamo la pizza anche noi?". La ragazza acconsente ed i due si appartano nel fienile. Dopo un quarto d'ora di movimento la ragazza dice: "Credo che la pizza sia pronta". "E come fai a saperlo?" chiede lui. "Beh, sento la mozzarella fusa che mi cola giu' per una gamba..."
 

ujku81

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One-Line Signatures captured from the Internet
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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Assassins do it from behind.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

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alinos

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Funny Business

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of his workers to come up with a name for it.
The man tells Al, one of his workers, that he will name the resaurant after the first thing Al sees when he goes out the door.

Al walks outside and the first thing he saw was a girl named Lucy and he saw her legs. He told the man, and so the restaurant was named Lucy's Legs. The man was so impressed that he said the next day Al could get a free drink.

The next day Al comes a bit early and a policeman walks by and notices Al waiting there. The policeman asks, "What are you doing?"

Al says, "I'm waiting for Lucy's legs to open so I can get a drink."

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alinos

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Hormonally Yours

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.

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alinos

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A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".

Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

eh...
 

alinos

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Too Smart

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.


Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"


Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.


Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......


kjo ishte e forte fare /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 

ameba

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<font color="blue">1.What doctor said
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.? "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.


2.Expensive Date
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetisers, lobster, champagne. . .the works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"
"No," she replied, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid."


3.Code of Sex
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of "writing a letter." One day, Daddy said to his daughter, "Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter." The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,
"The red ribbon is coming out, not now." The girl went back to the daddy and told him.
One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, "Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand."
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