Re: Thiatro baby thiatro, imagjinate pa kufi...

Le_Routard

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Linoso, te vje me qesh ty re? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Ti duhet te mashe qendrim, duhet tja editoshe mesazhin se na nxori bojen /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

bebi

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potd.pl
 

Isabelle

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Fillimisht postuar nga albana:
[qb] Aman edhe ju :mad: Po Izi ishte.Me b...e e lexoni!
Nje me e vogel ne trup se une,dy e la Munin siper(me mua kjo nuk mund te ndodhte),tre nuk e ndezi cigaren.Me doni ju?
Muni e konsumove me Izin prandaj gelthiti ajo.Kujtoj se ishte ndonje francez i panjohur po kur te pa ty ...Lere te ta thote vete me mire. [/qb]
1. Femer e shkrehur /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif !!!
2. Se kom fajin un' qe te kan zgjat duke te te var prej veshesh ty /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif !!!
3. Mund ta kem lene siper se kam qene e lodhur nga takimi 8 oresh me LR-ne... :rolleyes:
4. Cigares ja vë flaken ne fund un' ... (se po dalim ne teme erotike me "cfare me pelqen te bej pas seksit /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif )
5. Mos me prek zemren me francezet ... se shpirt kam dhe un'... /pf/images/graemlins/frown.gif
6. ... edhe mos boj sikur e kemi bo per here te fundit bashke pardje ( se u be 3 jave qe nuk me cakit me dore /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif ...)...

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/pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Little Red Cap

Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl. Everyone who saw her liked her, but most of all her grandmother, who did not know what to give the child next. Once she gave her a little cap made of red velvet. Because it suited her so well, and she wanted to wear it all the time, she came to be known as Little Red Cap.
One day her mother said to her, "Come Little Red Cap. Here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine. Take them to your grandmother. She is sick and weak, and they will do her well. Mind your manners and give her my greetings. Behave yourself on the way, and do not leave the path, or you might fall down and break the glass, and then there will be nothing for your sick grandmother."

Little Red Cap promised to obey her mother. The grandmother lived out in the woods, a half hour from the village. When Little Red Cap entered the woods a wolf came up to her. She did not know what a wicked animal he was, and was not afraid of him.

"Good day to you, Little Red Cap."

"Thank you, wolf."

"Where are you going so early, Little Red Cap?"

"To grandmother's."

"And what are you carrying under your apron?"

"Grandmother is sick and weak, and I am taking her some cake and wine. We baked yesterday, and they should give her strength."

"Little Red Cap, just where does your grandmother live?"

"Her house is a good quarter hour from here in the woods, under the three large oak trees. There's a hedge of hazel bushes there. You must know the place," said Little Red Cap.

The wolf thought to himself, "Now there is a tasty bite for me. Just how are you going to catch her?" Then he said, "Listen, Little Red Cap, haven't you seen the beautiful flowers that are blossoming in the woods? Why don't you go and take a look? And I don't believe you can hear how beautifully the birds are singing. You are walking along as though you were on your way to school in the village. It is very beautiful in the woods."

Little Red Cap opened her eyes and saw the sunlight breaking through the trees and how the ground was covered with beautiful flowers. She thought, "If a take a bouquet to grandmother, she will be very pleased. Anyway, it is still early, and I'll be home on time." And she ran off into the woods looking for flowers. Each time she picked one she thought that she could see an even more beautiful one a little way off, and she ran after it, going further and further into the woods. But the wolf ran straight to the grandmother's house and knocked on the door.

"Who's there?"

"Little Red Cap. I'm bringing you some cake and wine. Open the door for me."

"Just press the latch," called out the grandmother. "I'm too weak to get up."

The wolf pressed the latch, and the door opened. He stepped inside, went straight to the grandmother's bed, and ate her up. Then he took her clothes, put them on, and put her cap on his head. He got into her bed and pulled the curtains shut.

Little Red Cap had run after flowers, and did not continue on her way to grandmother's until she had gathered all that she could carry. When she arrived, she found, to her surprise, that the door was open. She walked into the parlor, and everything looked so strange that she thought, "Oh, my God, why am I so afraid? I usually like it at grandmother's." Then she went to the bed and pulled back the curtains. Grandmother was lying there with her cap pulled down over her face and looking very strange.

"Oh, grandmother, what big ears you have!"

"All the better to hear you with."

"Oh, grandmother, what big eyes you have!"

"All the better to see you with."

"Oh, grandmother, what big hands you have!"

"All the better to grab you with!"

"Oh, grandmother, what a horribly big mouth you have!"

"All the better to eat you with!" And with that he jumped out of bed, jumped on top of poor Little Red Cap, and ate her up. As soon as the wolf had finished this tasty bite, he climbed back into bed, fell asleep, and began to snore very loudly.

A huntsman was just passing by. He thought it strange that the old woman was snoring so loudly, so he decided to take a look. He stepped inside, and in the bed there lay the wolf that he had been hunting for such a long time. "He has eaten the grandmother, but perhaps she still can be saved. I won't shoot him," thought the huntsman. So he took a pair of scissors and cut open his belly.

He had cut only a few strokes when he saw the red cap shining through. He cut a little more, and the girl jumped out and cried, "Oh, I was so frightened! It was so dark inside the wolf's body!"

And then the grandmother came out alive as well. Then Little Red Cap fetched some large heavy stones. They filled the wolf's body with them, and when he woke up and tried to run away, the stones were so heavy that he fell down dead.

The three of them were happy. The huntsman took the wolf's pelt. The grandmother ate the cake and drank the wine that Little Red Cap had brought. And Little Red Cap thought to herself, "As long as I live, I will never leave the path and run off into the woods by myself if mother tells me not to."
 

tirana

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Fillimisht postuar nga albana:
[qb] Muni jam dakort te bejme nje udhetim 1001 netesh dhe pastaj te shkruajme nje liber :cool: [/qb]
Shkruje ti lal se un nuk shkruj ato qe boj neteve.... çeshtje etike.
 

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Fillimisht postuar nga Majmuni Hirko:
[qb]
Fillimisht postuar nga albana:
[qb] Muni jam dakort te bejme nje udhetim 1001 netesh dhe pastaj te shkruajme nje liber :cool: [/qb]
Shkruje ti lal se un nuk shkruj ato qe boj neteve.... çeshtje etike. [/qb]
mire ja bere /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

mostro

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muni vogel do rrrrecel do rrrrrecel
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Guest
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Fillimisht postuar nga PUTRAKU:
[qb] muni vogel do rrrrecel do rrrrrecel
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po cokokrem do ? :rolleyes:
 

Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-klithi Izi.

- Plac te prefte - bertiti Muni dhe u hodh nga cepi tjeter.
- Na treme femre; ngadale se nuk te vrava !!! Ben tjetra sikur i eshte fut ndonje ngjale neper shale /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif . Na alivanose zemren.

Muni shume i deshperuar ktheu kurrizin dhe u mbyll ne banjo. I deziluzionuar filloi te qortonte veten se pse ishte kthyer ne nje qënie pa ndjenja - qe nuk arrinte me te bente dallim - nuk u mbante me mend emrat, pale dallonte ndjesine e trupave te tyre...
"Nooooooooooooone e zez' - jane bo shum' edrat !!! Si do tja bej !!! Jam shthurrur fare"...

Zabella nderkohe po mundohej te mbulohej me carcaf dhe me shpejtesi kish bere nje nyje te madhe rreth belit ndersa me duar mbulonte gjoksin. Ky ishte kulmi - po po vertete kulmi. I shkoi surpriza dem per nje majmun. Priste parisienin e saj qe kishte kohe se shijonte me. Shpirti saj e dinte sa e kish marre malli per te. Me ne fund sonte kish shpresuar se enderrat dhe nostaligjite e koheve me rradhe do ti beheshin realitet...

Ne ato caste Muni doli nga banjo. Zabella u struk ne nje qoshe sepse kesaj rradhe vertete pasti frike nga ky "Tarzan' i diteve te sotme. Ne fytyre i lexohej " aman mos me shqyej carcafin"...

- Ku eshte Albana - bertiti Muni.
- Kati siper,dera si kjo i shastisur !!! Perjasht... se akoma nuk kam marre veten. Do me ndrydhesh enet e gjakut o Don Zhuani i jetes sone... - ja ktheu ajo me qesendi...

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Ofelia

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LR, mer shpirt, po ti mos e merr me kaq vrull, se une e kisha per Ndrikullen at muhabet. Ti e di qe nuk te lej aq kollaj un ty. Po do me marri malli per ate pisen, prandaj mendova te propozoj i takim. Me ço ku t'dush ti, nuk ta prish zemra jote ty. Te puç FORT. Munin e puça qe t'mos ndihet i lene menjane.

Ej, mirmengjes te gjitheve, se harrova fare. Salo, me ke vdek mo tu mbyllte.

Ofelia e vuri re trazimin e LR-se dhe e terhoqi pas vetes me vrull. "ti e di qe une nuk te le!!" i peshperiti ne vesh dhe e puthi me zjarr.
 

Kordelja

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Lolllllllllllllllllllll Iz /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Lara vallaj duhet te njitesh ma ciper...se ndryshe na deshton edhe ajo tjetra me M.M.S /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif nese e di edhe kete....

Ofelia miremengjes! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 

Rambla

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Miredita te gjitheve! Ketu duhet te rrike gjithe diten ne internet se e humbke fillin fare /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif ! Shume te forta kishit shkrujt! /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 

Rambla

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Nje shoqja ime taljone pelqeu shume foton me Munin dhe Rrugacin kur po bonin thashathemet e nates. Tani i ka rene ne koke per te dy...ngaqe skuptoi se ca ishte shkrujt /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif !
 

Ofelia

Forumium praecox
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Gjes Kordelke, ma ke pa gjo Shekspirin me?
Larushe, si mu gdhive? Rambla, te te them mirsevjen, duhet te justifikosh mikpritjen. Jepi tastietres dhe bej nje skene fet e fet.
Hajt ju puth fort.
 

Le_Routard

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Fillimisht postuar nga Rambla:
[qb] Nje shoqja ime taljone pelqeu shume foton me Munin dhe Rrugacin kur po bonin thashathemet e nates. Tani i ka rene ne koke per te dy...ngaqe skuptoi se ca ishte shkrujt /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif ! [/qb]
Ngjo ktu ti peshke, bo vaki se i kallxo asaj shoqes tate se car osht shkrujt aty se vallai e nxora karemin dhe te kapa! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Hihihihihihi. Sa kom qesh mrom /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif me ate fotografin /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif hahahhahaha
 

Le_Routard

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Fillimisht postuar nga Ofelia:
[qb] LR, mer shpirt, po ti mos e merr me kaq vrull, se une e kisha per Ndrikullen at muhabet. Ti e di qe nuk te lej aq kollaj un ty. Po do me marri malli per ate pisen, prandaj mendova te propozoj i takim. Me ço ku t'dush ti, nuk ta prish zemra jote ty. Te puç FORT. Munin e puça qe t'mos ndihet i lene menjane.

Ej, mirmengjes te gjitheve, se harrova fare. Salo, me ke vdek mo tu mbyllte.

Ofelia e vuri re trazimin e LR-se dhe e terhoqi pas vetes me vrull. "ti e di qe une nuk te le!!" i peshperiti ne vesh dhe e puthi me zjarr. [/qb]
LR ate po prist, me nje levizje te fuqishme ja mbeshtolli belin Ofelis me dy duart e tij te medha dhe i dha nje te puthur te fort! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Mdreka te gjitheve i her se harrova me ju pershnet!

Hika une se duhet me cu indjonin tem te haj i cik buke. E kom vu me punu sot ne mjes per shtat pal qefe. I kom lone edhe ca pune qe ti ket per mas dreke me tret ushqimin. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Pacim, shifna ma vone dhe ju befte mire!
 

Ofelia

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Pse mo, pune eshte kjo??? te mbeshtjell belin tjetri ene fryn si veriu me indionin!!! :confused: Se mos ben ndonje gje si me Munin, mer ti, se nuk ta fal kush. Munin e kena tonin, te AF-se meillaf, po indionin as e kena pa, as e kena nigju, as e kena provu...
LR shpirt, mos u merzit, se ti e din qe e kom dashnin e eger une. Ene mos i luj ato grepat, se ta hoqa karremin /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif .
Puç shume shume LR-ne
 

Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
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Lara jo mi jo ca kulete

Eshte

Mattina
Mezziogiorno
Sera
etj etj etj.......... /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

P.s.Ky eshte vetem fillimi eeeeeeeeee /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif :cool:
 

Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
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Lara, se mos harroj ajo me peshkun eshte me e bukur mi goc... :rolleyes:

Ofelia :rolleyes:
 
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