Re: Re: Insomnia!
per ata qi syn flejin:
A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets
with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any
last questions before they leave. The man asks, " We realize it's
tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women.
But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance
together."
Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam".
"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!," replies the Mullah, "Alla ho Akber! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Alla ho Akber! No problem," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" the manasks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Alla ho Akber. Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Alla ho Akber!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Alla ho Akber!"
"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. Alla ho Akber!"
"Can we do it standing up?" "No." says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing"
per ata qi syn flejin:
A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets
with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any
last questions before they leave. The man asks, " We realize it's
tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women.
But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance
together."
Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam".
"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!," replies the Mullah, "Alla ho Akber! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Alla ho Akber! No problem," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" the manasks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Alla ho Akber. Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Alla ho Akber!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Alla ho Akber!"
"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. Alla ho Akber!"
"Can we do it standing up?" "No." says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing"
.. hmmm