Nje leter Santa's

bebi

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Re: Nje leter Santa's

sa fmi i mire kjo cruel_intentions... do ti coj edhe nji dhurate tjeter!
 

gjekec

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I want 10 pills of E, a quarter pound of Hydroponic weed, a couple of 8-balls <-- Cocaine, hmm... that should do it /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 

Cruel_Intentions

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Fillimisht postuar nga spaced out:
[qb]I want 10 pills of E, a quarter pound of Hydroponic weed, a couple of 8-balls <-- Cocaine, hmm... that should do it /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif [/qb]
ti po qe paske me u knaq mengjesin e krishtlindjeve...e bere dhe babbo natalen kondrabandist /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 

Isabelle

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Fillimisht postuar nga spaced out:
[qb]I want 10 pills of E, a quarter pound of Hydroponic weed, a couple of 8-balls <-- Cocaine, hmm... that should do it /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif [/qb]
Me leje : Santa nuk osht kolumbian !!!!

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AnaBlue

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Fillimisht postuar nga Blue:
[qb]a ti bim shkurt punes? a ta bi nji shkodran me push? /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif [/qb]
Pooooo.... please! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Si ishte th&th i fundit? Santa eshte kolumbian? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Qyqa, mos na hyj nga oxhaku vesh me rroba banje!
 

bebi

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Fillimisht postuar nga spaced out:
[qb]I want 10 pills of E, a quarter pound of Hydroponic weed, a couple of 8-balls <-- Cocaine, hmm... that should do it /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif [/qb]
ok prit ti shenoj... 10 Espirina, nje cerek pound gjethe hithash, se hitha pa fruta kjo qe kam ne oborr, edhe miellin me bollek /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 

bebi

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Fillimisht postuar nga AnaBlue:
[qb]
Fillimisht postuar nga Blue:
[qb]a ti bim shkurt punes? a ta bi nji shkodran me push? /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif [/qb]
Pooooo.... please! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Si ishte th&th i fundit? Santa eshte kolumbian? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Qyqa, mos na hyj nga oxhaku vesh me rroba banje![/qb]
ok shkruj karakteristikat si e don shkodranin.
kujdes se ky santa qe njoh un, nuk ka rroba banjot /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif se asht xet, masandej edhe mos me ken, ti e ke ndez shum zjermin... pfff santa nuk e duron se asht msu me te ftohet.
 

AnaBlue

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A ka ndonji shkodran qe duket si Brad Pitt? N'dac me rroba, n'dac pa rroba, nuk prish pune... vetem ma nis! :tipsy:
 

bebi

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ne shkoder duhet me kerku a ka ndonji qe nuk asht si brad pitt ose ma i bukur. shyqyr qe brad pitt nuk ka lind ne shkoder, se kishte ken rrezik zi! s'kishte pas sukses hic /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
ok pra, me jep adresen bukuroshe. /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif ta nisi me pakete.
 

bebi

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Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tails ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

Chorus
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank and we got upsot

(Chorus)

A day or two ago, the story I must tell
I went out on the snow, and on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by, in a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie but quickly drove away

(Chorus)

Now the ground is white, go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight, and sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay, two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack! you'll take the lead

(Chorus)
 

Cruel_Intentions

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Fillimisht postuar nga Blue:
[qb]ne shkoder duhet me kerku a ka ndonji qe nuk asht si brad pitt ose ma i bukur. shyqyr qe brad pitt nuk ka lind ne shkoder, se kishte ken rrezik zi! s'kishte pas sukses hic /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
ok pra, me jep adresen bukuroshe. /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif ta nisi me pakete.[/qb]
je qe je a si fut i t'klonume edhe ma ço edhe mu nji /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

sweetie

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po ne qe s'jemi shkodron si i bohet? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Cruel per ty bohem shkodran una
 

mostro

Putraku
Re: Nje leter Santa's

I dashur santa claus.una qe thu ti te kam shume xhann.dhurata qe kam deshir te me sjellesh tia jane 6 numrat e super enallotos.keshtu ti baba gjysho nuk do me besh vetem mua te lumtur por edhe tegjithe gabelet e fisit gezim.ato paret pastaja kemi per ti ndare te dy per gjysem.keshtu qe una do bej sa me shume qef dhe ti ke per te bere sa me shu m lodra per te gjithe femijet e forumit,per vitin tjeter.
te faleminderit shume.
porten po e lej hapur,po te lej dhe nji pizza ne tavolin bashke me nji koka kola!!! /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

pune te mbare .. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

albanian_girl

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O "bLue" une e kuptoj qe kto duan gjona te shtrenjta,pse nuk e ben dhe ti si gjithe shqiptaret vidhi gjonat,se shqiptaret e kane zakon,ketu ne kanada burgjet jane mbushur me shqiptar duke vjedh gjona neper dyqane.
ciao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

bebi

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I dashtun Santa,

un du vetem nji dhurate prej tejet.
a ma bjen nji thes me dashni?

xxx

Me
 

stellina

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Un du qe jeta eme te vazhdojn rrugen qe ka fillu...dua qe lumturine qe kam sot e dashurin qe dikush po me dhuron te mos e humbas kurr :wub:
 

disku

UNI
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Dear santa
Yuo must be surprised that i am writing to you today , December 26-th. Well i would like to clear up some certain things that have happened. Since the beggining of the month, when filled with the illusion i decided to write this letter, i asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying for the whole year.i was first in my clas and had the best grades of the entire school.i am not going to lie to you,the was noone better in the neighborhood than. i was better than my brothers friends and neighbor. I i would go on errands and help the eldery accross the street. There was actually, nothing within reason that i would not do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a f*cking yo-yo, a lame-@ss whiste and a pair of ugly socks.What the f*ck were u thinking you fat prick? Did you think that you have taken me for a sucker the whole f*cking year so you could come out with some $hit like this under the tree? As you hadn't f*cked me enough you gave that little queen across the street so many toys he can't even walk into the house.
Don't let me see you trying to fit your fat f*cking @ss down my chimney next year. I'll f*ck you big time.I'll through rocks and $hit at those dumb reindeer so they'll run away and you'll have to walk your fat f*cking overweight @ss all the way back to the North Poleto them little faggot elves and that rotten crotch life of yours. F*ck you Santa. next year, i'll be waiting to show you how bad i rally am you fat C0ck-sucker.
Signed
Little UNI :mad: /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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