Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Ah dikur luanim me ndjenjat e tyre, tani e vuajme vete /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif tralalalalalallalalalala...
xing xing piiiiing kitara Redos /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !
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Une kam skadu per sot /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !
Moj po thuaj shyqyr qe eshte ora 4, dite e premte /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !
Ah dikur luanim me ndjenjat e tyre, tani e vuajme vete /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif tralalalalalallalalalala...
xing xing piiiiing kitara Redos /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !
:goofy:
Une kam skadu per sot /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
siç do thosh Caja, shoku shokut tim; "njishù!!!" /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
:lol:Fillimisht postuar nga KiK:
[qb] Per kto vaska e kishe llafin ti Duti :idea: ...ne kete te ftohte jeni ne desperate need of hot tub party
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siç do thosh Caja, shoku shokut tim; "njishù!!!" /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
AnaBlue, qyqe mi goc mos i ke premtu bosit me i fal qenin mi, ashtu ne moment pergjumje? Shko bo i recall emailit se ku i dihet, te iku Baloja. S'me ze vaska mu joooo edhe tashti, biles kam hip dhe ne rollercoaster (te vockel) para nja dy muaj dhe top stomaku.
Kik --- me i bo nder Topless-it tani ne gjendjen time bllokohet trafiku ne plazh :devil: Kjo prego state i ka ca te mira afterall /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif
AnaBlue, qyqe mi goc mos i ke premtu bosit me i fal qenin mi, ashtu ne moment pergjumje? Shko bo i recall emailit se ku i dihet, te iku Baloja. S'me ze vaska mu joooo edhe tashti, biles kam hip dhe ne rollercoaster (te vockel) para nja dy muaj dhe top stomaku.
Kik --- me i bo nder Topless-it tani ne gjendjen time bllokohet trafiku ne plazh :devil: Kjo prego state i ka ca te mira afterall /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Indulgence
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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
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Of course!!!Fillimisht postuar nga Isabelle:
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Is there a cure /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif ? [/qb]
Try this new miracle medication:
TranofiljA
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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
E di qe te gjithe keni ik neper shpia, por prape thashe te vi te shof mos kam ndonje tjeter si puna ime....qe s'ka cfare te beje :shrug:
Me eshte ul nje plak ktu afer dhe duket sikur po i del shpirti nga e kollitura. Imagjino me ec karshi ktij kur eshte i armatosur.
E di qe te gjithe keni ik neper shpia, por prape thashe te vi te shof mos kam ndonje tjeter si puna ime....qe s'ka cfare te beje :shrug:
Me eshte ul nje plak ktu afer dhe duket sikur po i del shpirti nga e kollitura. Imagjino me ec karshi ktij kur eshte i armatosur.
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Si u bllokua trafiku? pse ska semafora aty ke ajo rruga /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif joking ee /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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<nick> ******* HELL!!!!
<nick> I swear one day I'm just gonna go and hunt down every stupid ***** on earth and put them out of their misery...
<R4an0m> ?
<nick> Ok, theres this resteraunt just down the road from me where I eat every now and then.. other night I go in for dinner with my girlfriend. After drinking half a bottle of wine, my bowls begin to complain, so I head to the bathroom
<nick> I use the urinal and turn towards the sink and start to zip up at the same time when in walks this young girl of about 18, quite nice looking, and there I am with my **** still halfway out of my pants...
<nick> so I turn pretty damn fast in the other direction and zip up, then turn back expecting to find she'd dissapeared, only to discover that not only hadn't she left, she'd let the door shut and walked in a couple of steps towards me. Now I'm pretty embarrassed and point out to her that she had gone through the wrong door.
<nick> She tells me that no she didn't and then she ******* reaches down and grabs my **** through my pants! I take a quick step backwards and ask her what the hell does she think she's doing (I mean shit what would happen if I wandered into the ladies and started feeling people up??).. she gets this disgusted look on her face and turns round, storms out the bathroom
<nick> Now I'm left standing there going "what the **** just happened??" for about a minute, then wash my hands and head back to the resteranut... only to be greeted by the young lady, the resteraunt manager and some 7 foot tall, 4 foot wide dude with "Security" written on his shirt. Alarm bells proceed to go off in my head, but I stay calm and ask what the problem is
<nick> the manager tells me the young lady (known from here on in as the ***** ) has complained about me sexually harassing her when she accidently walked into the wrong bathroom!
<nick> I resist the urge to walk over and punch her, and try to explain my version of what happened. At this point the ***** pipes up and calls me a "lying son of a ***** " that was a "menace to society"
<nick> so I think "right I'll fix you" and turn to her and say "look you stupid ***** , you came onto me, I turned you down, what kind of sad pathetic loser are you, that you have to hit on random guys in a bathroom anyway? Get over it, you lost, no need to get all bitchy over it."
<nick> I figure now she'll either shut up or totally lose it and start screaming at me, but alas, I was mistaken about how fucked I truely was. Instead of shutting up, she looked at me for a second then burst into tears, before turning to the manager and saying inbetween sobs....
<nick> ".....you're not going let him say that to me, are you daddy?"
<R4an0m> aahahahahahaa!!
<nick> so now Im sore from being thrown out the door by that bouncer, and I got a vist from the police this morning telling me I was being charged with sexual assault.. /pf/images/graemlins/frown.gif .
http://bash.org/?top mos harroni letren higjenike /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Si u bllokua trafiku? pse ska semafora aty ke ajo rruga /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif joking ee /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
chat dialogue
<nick> ******* HELL!!!!
<nick> I swear one day I'm just gonna go and hunt down every stupid ***** on earth and put them out of their misery...
<R4an0m> ?
<nick> Ok, theres this resteraunt just down the road from me where I eat every now and then.. other night I go in for dinner with my girlfriend. After drinking half a bottle of wine, my bowls begin to complain, so I head to the bathroom
<nick> I use the urinal and turn towards the sink and start to zip up at the same time when in walks this young girl of about 18, quite nice looking, and there I am with my **** still halfway out of my pants...
<nick> so I turn pretty damn fast in the other direction and zip up, then turn back expecting to find she'd dissapeared, only to discover that not only hadn't she left, she'd let the door shut and walked in a couple of steps towards me. Now I'm pretty embarrassed and point out to her that she had gone through the wrong door.
<nick> She tells me that no she didn't and then she ******* reaches down and grabs my **** through my pants! I take a quick step backwards and ask her what the hell does she think she's doing (I mean shit what would happen if I wandered into the ladies and started feeling people up??).. she gets this disgusted look on her face and turns round, storms out the bathroom
<nick> Now I'm left standing there going "what the **** just happened??" for about a minute, then wash my hands and head back to the resteranut... only to be greeted by the young lady, the resteraunt manager and some 7 foot tall, 4 foot wide dude with "Security" written on his shirt. Alarm bells proceed to go off in my head, but I stay calm and ask what the problem is
<nick> the manager tells me the young lady (known from here on in as the ***** ) has complained about me sexually harassing her when she accidently walked into the wrong bathroom!
<nick> I resist the urge to walk over and punch her, and try to explain my version of what happened. At this point the ***** pipes up and calls me a "lying son of a ***** " that was a "menace to society"
<nick> so I think "right I'll fix you" and turn to her and say "look you stupid ***** , you came onto me, I turned you down, what kind of sad pathetic loser are you, that you have to hit on random guys in a bathroom anyway? Get over it, you lost, no need to get all bitchy over it."
<nick> I figure now she'll either shut up or totally lose it and start screaming at me, but alas, I was mistaken about how fucked I truely was. Instead of shutting up, she looked at me for a second then burst into tears, before turning to the manager and saying inbetween sobs....
<nick> ".....you're not going let him say that to me, are you daddy?"
<R4an0m> aahahahahahaa!!
<nick> so now Im sore from being thrown out the door by that bouncer, and I got a vist from the police this morning telling me I was being charged with sexual assault.. /pf/images/graemlins/frown.gif .
http://bash.org/?top mos harroni letren higjenike /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
We're all adults here so ...
Why the Internet Is Like a Vagina
Co-author: Donna Riley
The more people use it the bigger it gets.
If you play with it too much you can go blind.
You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.
The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.
Both are subject to abuse by hardware dongles.
We're all adults here so ...
Why the Internet Is Like a Vagina
Co-author: Donna Riley
The more people use it the bigger it gets.
If you play with it too much you can go blind.
You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.
The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.
Both are subject to abuse by hardware dongles.
TranofiljA
Primus registratum
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Miremengjes.
Miremengjes.
