Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
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TranofiljA
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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Aaaaa, me kujdes. Ke kush çader do futesh ti? Po te tjeret?
Ku iket? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Aaaaa, me kujdes. Ke kush çader do futesh ti? Po te tjeret?
Ku iket? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Indulgence
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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Fillimish postuar nga sPAced out
Are all Mass-Alb-Forumsat as friendly as you, or gocat cafka qe cafka ngelen?
Fillimish postuar nga sPAced out
OK, shyqyr u qetesova pak... The pleasure to meet you Gjergji is all mine!!! (Is Gjeke exclusive to your old pals, or to your Wustaaa folks?) Ama cfare perkthimi m'i kishe bere Nick-ut dhe ti... ne Wusteriance... Per pak sa me bere te shperngulesha nga lovely, frigid Mass., mgjse une jam ketej nga bregu jugor..., about 13-14 miles down from old Boston...
Are all Mass-Alb-Forumsat as friendly as you, or gocat cafka qe cafka ngelen?
Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Sot paradite ne Radio NRG.
..atehere une do lexoj mesazhin e fundit qe na vjen nga Nertila nga Lushnja:
"Kur them te dua, dua te them qe te dua por per te dashuruar...dmth dua vetem Landin.
Deshiroj t'i uroj pensionin gjyshi Raqit. Ju lutem ta lexoni pa zë mesazhin tim.
Nertila na Lushnja"
Sot paradite ne Radio NRG.
..atehere une do lexoj mesazhin e fundit qe na vjen nga Nertila nga Lushnja:
"Kur them te dua, dua te them qe te dua por per te dashuruar...dmth dua vetem Landin.
Deshiroj t'i uroj pensionin gjyshi Raqit. Ju lutem ta lexoni pa zë mesazhin tim.
Nertila na Lushnja"
Indulgence
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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines!
Indulgence
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Re: Massachusetts - we're back !!!!!
Subject: Using ATMs
A sign in the bank lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press “cancel” and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release parking brake
Subject: Using ATMs
A sign in the bank lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press “cancel” and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release parking brake
