Massachusetts - Tema e Tetorit te 2006

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Fanta, ne shenje te ndjenjave miqesore dhe vlresimit qe kam per ty, plus ngaqe na ke munguar:
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UUUUU, flm shume Blendi.
Me emocionove sinqerisht. /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Ke qene, je, dhe do te mbetesh "Njesh" djale /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Meqe s´po dija si t´a ktheja (sjelljen e lules), po te jap nja dy kokra arra.


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Me ate rast shtyn icik kohen, duke i thy...
 
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Dolores

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Read here u bastards /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Subject: THE ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
 
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Blendi

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Re: Massachusetts - Rilindja

/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif shume e bukur ishte, do mundohem ta mbaj mend

ka nis m'u errsu shpejt edhe nadej nga ju huh?

@ fanta /pf/images/graemlins/wave.gif
 
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cacol

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Re: Massachusetts - Rilindja

</font><blockquote><font class="small">Citim:</font><hr />

blendi kush eshte ai tek avartari jot mo???

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Binjaku i Blendit /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Dole e forte /pf/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif
 
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cacol

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Uo kuxhino, fjala zyshe me fjalen atq s'shkojne fare /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif! Ne themi PRESORE /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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VoGeLuShI

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ti ore hilenxhar se nuk ishte zambaku ajo fjala /pf/images/graemlins/smash.gif
 
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TranofiljA

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nga ato qe t'bojn pis ke hunda po ju afrove shume e? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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Dolores

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Na edhe 1 story tjeter te jete e fresket per neser /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Bullfrogs &amp; Blowjobs

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a
pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk
she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They
say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn’t been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.. The woman thought it would be a
great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs
for her! She bought the frog. When she explained frogeye’s ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your
ass is gone."
 
ameba

ameba

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Miremengjesi Mass. te europes /pf/images/graemlins/wave.gif

Meqe Dole e paska mbyll diten me barsalete une po e hap me nje 'refleksion' ... /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif dhe meqe barsaleta kishte nje femer ne te po ju dedikoj femrave kete refleksion /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif

Femra

Neqoftese e puth, ajo te thote qe nuk je i sjellshem
Neqoftese nuk e puth, te thote qe sje burr.

Neqoftese e lavderon, ajo te thote se ti po shtiresh
Neqoftese nuk e ben, te thote se je nje hic.

Neqoftese je dakord me te gjitha ato qe thote, ti je nje servil.
Neqoftese se jo, te thote qe ti nuk e kupton.

Neqoftese i kushton shume rendesi, te thote se je bere rodhe.
Neqoftese nuk e ben, te thote se je pa ndjenja.

Neqoftese ti vishesh mire, ajo te quan playboy..
Neqoftese vishesh keq, te quan snob.

Kur ti je xheloz, ajo kujton se je me fiksime
Kur ti nuk je, thote se ti nuk e do.

Kur ti je 1 minute me vonese, thote se nuk e respekton..
Kur eshte ajo 1 minute me vonese, thote se keshtu u takon vajzave.

Mburren se kane ndjenja me shume se meshkujt
Por po fillove ta prekesh me perkedheli, kujton se po tenton ta cosh ne krevat.

Ej, mos me kryqezoni per maskilizem PLS /pf/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
Kondrapedali

Kondrapedali

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E hongre Bunno /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. Ç'do ti që merresh me femnat mre? /pf/images/graemlins/tonguee.gif
 
ameba

ameba

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Re: Massachusetts - Rilindja

Po ti mer dreq je roje nate qe te gje zgjut ne kete ore ne Can /pf/images/graemlins/eek.gif

Pastaj thashe ta provoj ene une nje here se helbete Beqar hesapi /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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