Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

alinos

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Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Ej ky thote se nuk eshte loje, per mua loje eshte keshtu qe falini vetes nje te qeshur. Edhe thon hec e martohu masnej /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say "I love you."

This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.

So here are the rules:

If you read this on a Sunday,wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call

Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).

Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.

And check!
 

Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

A lejohet me e hap edhe nje here kete si teme tashi... per shembull tek Arena Nderkombetare ???

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ps. mjere gruaja e shkret' ne dore te kujt ka ra :smash: :smash: :smash: !!!!
 

Blendi

Primus registratum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga Isabelle:
[qb] /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
ps. mjere gruaja e shkret' ne dore te kujt ka ra :smash: :smash: :smash: !!!! [/qb]
Ti qe tujat i ke vu ne vije nise me qajt hallet e tjereve tashi? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga Blen[)i:
[qb] Ti qe tujat i ke vu ne vije nise me qajt hallet e tjereve tashi? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
Mos boj sikur di gjo per vizat e mija dhe ti tashi !!!!

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alinos

Forumium maestatis
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

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Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga hanini:
[qb] /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
... u hargalise dhe ti ëëëë !!!!

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ps. edhe un' po s'po e morr vesh nga me vje' !!!

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Blendi

Primus registratum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga Isabelle:
[qb] Mos boj sikur di gjo per vizat e mija dhe ti tashi !!!!

/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
Vallaj me te digjume e kom, llafe lart e poshte qe fol mileti. S'e vej doren n'zjarr se beso ne kontrollo thojn.
365 here mi isabelle jam mundu me...
 

alinos

Forumium maestatis
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga Isabelle:
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Fillimisht postuar nga hanini:
[qb] /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
... u hargalise dhe ti ëëëë !!!!

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ps. edhe un' po s'po e morr vesh nga me vje' !!!

/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
S'ke faj 36 dit jan pak mi lal, jan pak!
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Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga Blen[)i:
[qb]
Vallaj me te digjume e kom, llafe lart e poshte qe fol mileti. S'e vej doren n'zjarr se beso ne kontrollo thojn.
365 here mi isabelle jam mundu me... [/qb]
1. Menova se ti nuk u merrshe me llafe... se me gjona lart e me gjona posht' osht coshtje tjeter... /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
2. Bjeri shkurt !!! Deri kur ke afat/mundsi /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif me e bo kontrollin ????

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Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga hanini:
[qb] S'ke faj 36 dit jan pak mi lal, jan pak!
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/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
... kalendar kinez ky lale ???

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alinos

Forumium maestatis
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga Isabelle:
[qb]
Fillimisht postuar nga hanini:
[qb] S'ke faj 36 dit jan pak mi lal, jan pak!
help.gif
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... kalendar kinez ky lale ???

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E ri, apo s'kan vitin e ri tani afer, po bajm feste po knaqemi /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

Blendi

Primus registratum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Te premten jam i lire deri ka ora 5 masdite.
Si thu do i bojm nji 'dajsekt' te vogel e?
Shi kur t'thot:" te premten deri te honen jom nga "tezja"." /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga Blen[)i:
[qb] Te premten jam i lire deri ka ora 5 masdite.
Si thu do i bojm nji 'dajsekt' te vogel e?
Shi kur t'thot:" te premten deri te honen jom nga "tezja"." /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
Jo desha vec me te te kujtu me sterilizu shiringen !!!!

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ps. jam i cik e zon' ne fakt /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif !!!!
 

alinos

Forumium maestatis
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga TranofiljA:
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Fillimisht postuar nga hanini:
[qb] If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
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Ç'fare tersi!!!! :mad: [/qb]
...and you need to send it to 7 people to be realized /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Aman mi goce, ti dhe te shkarfanjit trunin, si i beson ktyne lojnave?! :confused:
Halla halla!

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TranofiljA

Primus registratum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Fillimisht postuar nga hanini:
[qb] Aman mi goce, ti dhe te shkarfanjit trunin, si i beson ktyne lojnave?! :confused:
Halla halla!

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....he he...per icik t'mora ne ty seriozisht tani :eek:

Ç'fare eshte shkarfanjit tamam tamam :rolleyes:
 

Le_Routard

Forumium maestatis
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

Mu me pelqe ma teper kjo letra ktu! Jon von tamom pikat ciper 'i' dhe cdo gjo duhet me u zbatu me prioritet namber uan!

Welcome to the men's world....The Rules -- This Time By Men

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you
leaving it down.


1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we
can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married
women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
1 . Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be
any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your
dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to
answer.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months
we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.

1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or
some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying
anyway.)
1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

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Isabelle

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Letra dashurie bashkeshortes/tit

... shyqyr qe e di qe ti nuk meno kshu me verte !!!

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