AMAZONA CluB
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Re: AMAZONA CluB
Shpresoj qe kjo te ngrere moralin e Klubit dhe t'ju beje pak per te qeshur. Me falni qe nuk eshte shqip po te them te drejten pertoja ta perktheja /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif ma beni hallall.
Benefits of Being a Woman
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get out of (most) speeding fines.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, free dinners, free movies.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous (whereas guys look like complete idiots in our clothes).
We can hug a friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
We can hug a friend without wondering if WE'RE gay.
Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We have an excuse to be a total ***** at least once a month.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
We're NOT men.
Shpresoj qe kjo te ngrere moralin e Klubit dhe t'ju beje pak per te qeshur. Me falni qe nuk eshte shqip po te them te drejten pertoja ta perktheja /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif ma beni hallall.
Benefits of Being a Woman
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get out of (most) speeding fines.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, free dinners, free movies.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous (whereas guys look like complete idiots in our clothes).
We can hug a friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
We can hug a friend without wondering if WE'RE gay.
Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We have an excuse to be a total ***** at least once a month.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
We're NOT men.
Re: AMAZONA CluB
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ps. si nuk jeni icik mirenjohese iher .. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Une per ju menoj !!!
Anallim loje !!! Goce nuk kom n'plan me e morr detyren n'ngarkim kur Muni t'shkoje me pushime n'tropik !!!!Fillimisht postuar nga Danae:
[qb] hahahaha,
e leme keshtu diten qe te bjere shi ti ke realizu detyren,shiun do e kesh si proveke afat deri ne dimer
ka njerez qe luten per shi ama ta dish /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif [/qb]
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ps. si nuk jeni icik mirenjohese iher .. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Une per ju menoj !!!
Re: AMAZONA CluB
PS: jena bo me keq se Paskuale :devil:
Danae je tu ja çu shume larg afatin goces...nuk bohet keshtu ....prit gomar t'mi bar thu ne ti /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifFillimisht postuar nga Danae:
ahahaha,
e leme keshtu diten qe te bjere shi ti ke realizu detyren,shiun do e kesh si prove
ka njerez qe luten per shi ama ta dish /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
PS: jena bo me keq se Paskuale :devil:
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Re: AMAZONA CluB
:lol:
Re: AMAZONA CluB
Hot, me "sharm", pershembull "pate glasse" dhe jo "glasim" sikur je duke grasatuar guzhunjetat.Fillimisht postuar nga HOTGIRL:
[qb] si perfundim ca dolem ere?!pula apo nej bashkim tjeter?! /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
nrast se jemi pula,tbehet gati muni per "glasim" :tipsy: [/qb]
Re: AMAZONA CluB
qe kur kam hy nforum kam mare veten mqafe :tipsy:
e mir mir,i kam thone "shnet" kultures una /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gifFillimisht postuar nga ErSI:
[qb]Hot, me "sharm", pershembull "pate glasse" dhe jo "glasim" sikur je duke grasatuar guzhunjetat. [/qb]Fillimisht postuar nga HOTGIRL:
[qb] si perfundim ca dolem ere?!
nrast se jemi pula,tbehet gati muni per "glasim" :tipsy: [/qb]
qe kur kam hy nforum kam mare veten mqafe :tipsy:
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Re: AMAZONA CluB
kur te dush ktu jam...lujm me te vrame nja pes gjasht her, masnaj un kom per t'hik se kom pun!
çere te vramje te omel duhet t'kesh tina....
kur te dush ktu jam...lujm me te vrame nja pes gjasht her, masnaj un kom per t'hik se kom pun!
Presidenti
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Re: AMAZONA CluB
pa ju vra dy tre her secilen s'e lej lojen.
luj me inot una!!!!
bohuni skuader po deshet
pa ju vra dy tre her secilen s'e lej lojen.
luj me inot una!!!!
Presidenti
Forumium maestatis
Re: AMAZONA CluB
s'ka ashtu....ç'te boj me pushk n'dore une masanej t'ja fus vetes e ("bam" e kisha llafin) ?!?!?!??!
s'ka ashtu....ç'te boj me pushk n'dore une masanej t'ja fus vetes e ("bam" e kisha llafin) ?!?!?!??!
Presidenti
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Re: AMAZONA CluB
nga anet tona thone "Po e nxorre koburen e s'ja fute tjetrit(terminologjia eshte pak ambigue por origjinale) futja vetes!"
nuk me pelqen mu ajo skena qe thu ti lara...edhe sa per hile un jam profesionist /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
nga anet tona thone "Po e nxorre koburen e s'ja fute tjetrit(terminologjia eshte pak ambigue por origjinale) futja vetes!"
nuk me pelqen mu ajo skena qe thu ti lara...edhe sa per hile un jam profesionist /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Re: AMAZONA CluB
luj si une se ku i dihet, te peqlen
sa e shpejt moj!
luj si une se ku i dihet, te peqlen
sa e shpejt moj!