15 barcoleta per bjondina

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bedrush

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Hermesss said:
Re: 15 barcoleta per bjondina

Blondes

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that:
> she called me to get my phone number.
> she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
> she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
> she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> she tried to drown a fish.
> she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
> she tripped over a cordless phone.
> she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> she studied for a blood test.
> she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
> when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
> when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
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Sweety el

Sweety el

Locus omnem
Ishte martu njehere nje bjondine me nje djalosh,dhe ne mbremje bjondina bjen ne nje krevet djaloshi ne tjetrin.diku ne me te nates bjondina deshiron te bejn sex dhe i thot hej e kam ftoht,djaloshi e merr nje qebe dhe e mbulon .Bjondina e perserit kete dhe nje here por djaloshi vepron prap e mbulon edhe me nje qebe .me ne fund thot me vete bjondina po ky qenka i hupt ti them drejt.Edhe i thot ,o djal a e din se une e kam nje bir (vrim )ne trup. jo valla ia kthen djaloshi-po pse nuk tregove me heret , po nga atje po te hyn te ftohtit e po thua e kam ftoht

 
Sweety el

Sweety el

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Bjondina e kishte biletën për New York të klasit të 2-të të Aeroplanit,mirëpo ajo shkon në Aeroplan dhe drejt ulet në klasën e parë,vjen Stjuardesa dhe i thot se duhet me u bart në klasën e 2-të, Bjondina ja kthen: Jo unë mirë jam këtu se kam ndërmend të lëviz.Vjen piloti dhe e lutë prapë, mirëpo Bjondina nuk lëviz dot, më në fund erdhi Kapiteni dhe i thot diqka në vesh, Bjondina ia kthen :Ooo po pse s'më treguat më herët... ,qfar njerëz! E pyet Stjuardesa Kapitenin: qfar i the? Kapiteni ia kthen : I thash se klasa e parë nuk shkon për në New York...
 
Sweety el

Sweety el

Locus omnem
1.pse bjondina e qet kapuqin ne kry ?
mos mi ra naj sen ne men


2.pse bjondina vesh brek te zeza ?
mban dit zije per virgjinitetin e humbur

3.pse bjondina i lyn buzet me te gjelbert ?
se e kuqja dmth STOP


4.pse bjondina flen me vizore ?
qe me mat kohen sa ka flejt

5.qysh perben bjondina ?
virgjine jam pasha femit

6.pse bjondina i mer shkallt me veti kur shkon me ble diqka ?
se ka ndi qe jan rit qmimet

7.duke vozit bjondina i shkel 4 njerez i afrohet polici dhe i thot a je normal i ki shkel 4 njerez ?
e sa osht e lejushme pergjigjet bjondina

8.pse bjondina mban sheqer ner jastak ?
qe te ket gjuM te embel

15.pse bjondina pin varekin ?
me pastru fjalorin
 
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arnold hasa

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Hermesss said:
Re: 15 barcoleta per bjondina

Blondes

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that:
> she called me to get my phone number.
> she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
> she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
> she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> she tried to drown a fish.
> she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
> she tripped over a cordless phone.
> she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> she studied for a blood test.
> she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
> when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
> when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
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leonaa

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milanisti2 said:
Re: 15 barcoleta per bjondina

Nje bjonde kthehet ne mengjes ne shtepi dhe e jema i thote
-eshte koha te gjesh nje burr
bjondja i pergjigjet
-do te doje edhe un te gjeja nje burr... por burrin e kujt te gjej??
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