$1,000.000 per nje nate!!!!!
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Re: $1,000.000 per nje nate!!!!!
Eshte pune idesh. Ke quan moral? Kjo ka rendesi. P.sh per peshkun peshkimi eshte genocid, por jo per njeriun apo jo?
Ne fund te fundit, 1,000.00 nuk jane shume ( pse s'e shtove nje cike o i uruar ta beje me tunduese ?), dhe shpirti nuk shitet me para. Ke doni me shume lirine dhe shpirtin tuaj apo 5 gjera qe qelben ere qe larg?
Kjo eshte dilema. Per ate qe i pelqen era e qelbur, 1,000.00 $ jane shume mire. Per te tjeret eshte felliqesi.
OK?!
Eshte pune idesh. Ke quan moral? Kjo ka rendesi. P.sh per peshkun peshkimi eshte genocid, por jo per njeriun apo jo?
Ne fund te fundit, 1,000.00 nuk jane shume ( pse s'e shtove nje cike o i uruar ta beje me tunduese ?), dhe shpirti nuk shitet me para. Ke doni me shume lirine dhe shpirtin tuaj apo 5 gjera qe qelben ere qe larg?
Kjo eshte dilema. Per ate qe i pelqen era e qelbur, 1,000.00 $ jane shume mire. Per te tjeret eshte felliqesi.
OK?!
Re: $1,000.000 per nje nate!!!!!
Ja nje opinion nga Italia
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A nice, sensible Italian father.......
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again."
Ja nje opinion nga Italia
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A nice, sensible Italian father.......
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again."
Le_Routard
Forumium maestatis
Re: $1,000.000 per nje nate!!!!!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pompa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ja nje opinion nga Italia
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A nice, sensible Italian father.......
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again."
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Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa /ubb/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif Kjo qenka e fort fare! /ubb/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pompa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ja nje opinion nga Italia
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A nice, sensible Italian father.......
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again."
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Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa /ubb/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif Kjo qenka e fort fare! /ubb/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif
Buburrecja
Primus registratum
Re: $1,000.000 per nje nate!!!!!
Sa realiste/moraliste qenkan femrat ketu, dhe sa te virtutshme.
U habisa.
Po mire mi femra, as do e mendonit iher. Apo jepni kshu pergjigjesh se e dini qe sja u afron njeri 1milion asiher ne bote.
Sa realiste/moraliste qenkan femrat ketu, dhe sa te virtutshme.
U habisa.
Po mire mi femra, as do e mendonit iher. Apo jepni kshu pergjigjesh se e dini qe sja u afron njeri 1milion asiher ne bote.
Kondrapedali
Kondrapedali
Re: $1,000.000 per nje nate!!!!!
Vallaj un do e bojsha për vete
Vallaj un do e bojsha për vete
