The Man Translator
It is tempting to think all you problems will go away once you start dating and get into a relationship. But the truth is, your old problems don’t go away you get new ones! When it comes to tackling a communication gap, remember that knowledge is power. As long as you read between the lines, you will stay in the driver’s seat.</p>
What he says – What he means</p>
I really get into talking about my feelings.
(I’talk about feelings if it gets me into your pants.)
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Im’ not very close to my family
(Will you be my mommy?)
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Ikea rocks!
(I have got huge student loans.)
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I go out with my buddies at least once a week.
(I am dating other women.)
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I love lingerie
(Can i try yours?)
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I talk to my parents every day.
(Are you sodependent too?)
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I am not looking for a serious relationship right now.
(Wanna do it?)
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I don’t believe in sex before marriage.
(I think i’m gay, but humor me for a few months, okey?)
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I would love for you to meet my mother on our second date.
(I still want you for booty calls.)
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I still really value you as a friend.
(I still want you for booty calls.)
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My career has always been my top priority.
(I have a two inch penis.)
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The sexiest thing about you is your mind.
(You are not that attractive but i’ll still sleep with you.)
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I wouk out a lot.
(I really love my body! Can i show you?)
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This is so special! Let’s keep it between us.
(I would be totally humiliated if anyone knew we were dating.)
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She has nothing to do with us.
(I don’t even think about you when i sleep with her.)
</p>
My pagesRis the best way to reach me.
(I’m married.)
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I think we should slow things down for a while.
(Oh shit, I’m falling in love)
Ky artikull eshte marre nga: http://www.datingcare.com/?p=114. Per me shume artikuj te ngjashem vizitoni: http://www.datingcare.com/?p=114
It is tempting to think all you problems will go away once you start dating and get into a relationship. But the truth is, your old problems don’t go away you get new ones! When it comes to tackling a communication gap, remember that knowledge is power. As long as you read between the lines, you will stay in the driver’s seat.</p>
What he says – What he means</p>
I really get into talking about my feelings.
(I’talk about feelings if it gets me into your pants.)
</p>
Im’ not very close to my family
(Will you be my mommy?)
</p>
Ikea rocks!
(I have got huge student loans.)
</p>
I go out with my buddies at least once a week.
(I am dating other women.)
</p>
I love lingerie
(Can i try yours?)
</p>
I talk to my parents every day.
(Are you sodependent too?)
</p>
I am not looking for a serious relationship right now.
(Wanna do it?)
</p>
I don’t believe in sex before marriage.
(I think i’m gay, but humor me for a few months, okey?)
</p>
I would love for you to meet my mother on our second date.
(I still want you for booty calls.)
</p>
I still really value you as a friend.
(I still want you for booty calls.)
</p>
My career has always been my top priority.
(I have a two inch penis.)
</p>
The sexiest thing about you is your mind.
(You are not that attractive but i’ll still sleep with you.)
</p>
I wouk out a lot.
(I really love my body! Can i show you?)
</p>
This is so special! Let’s keep it between us.
(I would be totally humiliated if anyone knew we were dating.)
</p>
She has nothing to do with us.
(I don’t even think about you when i sleep with her.)
</p>
My pagesRis the best way to reach me.
(I’m married.)
</p>
I think we should slow things down for a while.
(Oh shit, I’m falling in love)
Ky artikull eshte marre nga: http://www.datingcare.com/?p=114. Per me shume artikuj te ngjashem vizitoni: http://www.datingcare.com/?p=114