every once in a while helena, and as u know it, is extremely, superbly super duper priceless /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
every time i have ice-cream /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
e kom bo tatuazh te firma
Nuk e di si do mbaje koha kete weekend, dhe si do e kem axhenden :tipsy: por kam shume qejf te shkoj ketu tek Longwood Gardens ne Pensylvania (asnje here nuk e mesova tamam spellimin e ksaj dreqi :lol: )
helena, kom qen aty 3 here, ia vle me verte, shume lezecem...just make sure u go there early early in the morning, have fun with your 3 hour drive /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
stupid, stupid, IT company guy, who knows shitze about shitze & wont give me rights to fix my own data servers..
on the other hand i can't wait for ice-cream :goofy: :devil:
Shiko kjo me lart su sforcu & icik e te me thoshte dhe mu ckemi.. /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Moj Bizuske, pse nuk na pershendet edhe neve ti moj - do thuash ti i thashe te gjitheve HI una, well mua nuk me del ne nje tas me te gjithe moj - pse kot jam special una eeee /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif (nuk po them priceless se u be si shume e perdorshme kjo llafke) :tipsy:
LIR :kiss:
HELENA :kiss: UNE DHE TE QERASA DJE PO TI SE KE MENJEN KUSHEDI SE KU TE FLUTURO /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
JA NE VECANTI SE ME GRUPIN NUK DONI JUVE :devil:
UNI, BABE HOW IS THIS FOR A START /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
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