Pick up lines!(ne shqip: ngi lart vizat :D)

Furor Aquila

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Pick up lines!(ne shqip: ngi lart vizat :D)

Did you just fart? (No, why?) Cause you just blew me away
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
Would you like to dance? [she says no] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

kjo njehere esh shum dam /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
are u tired?
why?
coz u have been spining around my head all day long /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 

Furor Aquila

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If I told you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
 

Kostandina

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lol, ja ca pick up lines

1)Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
2)I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
3)Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4)Hi, my name is {name*, how do you like me so far?
5)Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
6)I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7)Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
8)Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
9)I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
10)I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
11)If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
12)Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
13)If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
14)There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
15)Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
16)You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
17)That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
18)There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
19)Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
21)Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
22)Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. (LOL KJO ME BERI PER TE QESHUR /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif )
23)Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
24)Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
25)Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
26)Be unique and different, say yes.
 

eriola

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anabela ca pick up lines jan kto, they're lame, very lame
 

erisa

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ca leme mi to kto ishin me verte argetuese
 

lil-butterfly

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Re: Pick up lines!(ne shqip: ngi lart vizat :D)

-ai: Bond James Bond
ajo: Lost Get Lost

- (Look at her shirt label.)
She - What are you doing?
He - Yep! Made in heaven!

-He - Ouch! My tooth hurts!
She - Why?
He - Because you are soooo sweet!
 
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