leter bushit

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jak

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leter bushit

Mbas nje kohe te gjat ,as vete amerikanet nuk e dinin ne ishte osama gjall apo jo dhe keshtu ai vendosi ti shkruaj nje leter presidentit.
E hapi letren presidenti dhe pa nje mesazh te koduar qe thoshte 370HSSV-0773H .
Bushi u cudit dhe ja dergoi Kondolences,ajo se morri vesh dhe ja dha Fbi.Fbi-ja se mori vesh dhe ja dhe Cia-s.Cia se mori vesh dhe ja dhe NSA.As NSA se mori vesh dhe ja dergoi miqve britanik MI6.
MI6 e dergoi nje telegram Shpis se bardh:"THuajini z.President qe po e lexon kokposht"
 
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Princesha

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Re: leter bushit

he shihe njehere

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pinkparadise

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Re: leter bushit

interesante si harte /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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pinkparadise

Forumium maestatis
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ups i foli gruja /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

*i ngeq buzeqeshja ne fytyr, skuqet nga turpi, edhe mbyll gojen ....
*100% serjozitet
 
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jak

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Re: leter bushit

ne nje klas te nje shkolle te amerikes.
Te me falni qe eshte anglisht po ,po s'ju pelqeu mund ta perkthej kur te gjej koh (me vjen keq).

AMERICAN HISTORY !!!



A smart Japanese child in an American School class.. on world historical events!!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history:--

*Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for ------- --- Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775. " He said.

*"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?

---Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

*The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,

who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. "She

heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded.

--Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

*At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke [vomit]"

---The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

*Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

---Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

*Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

---Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "[California Congressman] Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

(The teacher fainted.) And as the class gathered around the teacher on

the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're fucked!"

---and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq 2004!
 
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melankolikjaE

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Re: leter bushit

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ne nje klas te nje shkolle te amerikes.
Te me falni qe eshte anglisht po ,po s'ju pelqeu mund ta perkthej kur te gjej koh (me vjen keq).

AMERICAN HISTORY !!!



A smart Japanese child in an American School class.. on world historical events!!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history:--

*Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for ------- --- Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775. " He said.

*"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?

---Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

*The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,

who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. "She

heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded.

--Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

*At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke [vomit]"

---The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

*Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

---Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

*Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

---Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "[California Congressman] Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

(The teacher fainted.) And as the class gathered around the teacher on

the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're fucked!"

---and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq 2004!

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karabina

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Re: leter bushit

Hahahahahaha...

Hallall te gjitheve sidomos ketyre te dyve qe kane vene kete harten dhe kete listen e Mail-it...

Nuk eshte cudi qe po te kete nje aq te cmendur sa te beje nje sondazh ne USA per njohjen e pergjithshme te botes me pyetje te tipit: "Cfare eshte gjeja e pare qe ju vjen ne mendje kur degjoni emrin e X apo Y shteti?" rrezik se harta e botes do jete ajo qe eshte ketu lart /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
gurax

gurax

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Re: leter bushit

E mbaja mend qe kishte nje teme si kjo. Sapo lexova kete ne nje site qe ne fund fare ka nje moto, apo thenie, apo citat i cili nderrohet automatikisht cdo nje ore.

Ja cfare kishte ne kete moment:

An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is always polite to traffic cops.

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Scorpion

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