JUST FUNNY

[The Genius]

JUST FUNNY

dy shoke kishin vajtur per mare 2 putana ,
mbasi mbaruan pune duke ecur per ne shtepi po bisedonin . i tha i pari , TE TE THEM TE DREJTEN MUA NUK ME PELQYEN ATO PUTANAN, ME MIRE JA KISHA FUT GRUAS TIME, TE DREJ KE I THOTE SHOKU NUK ISHTE GJE AJO , ME MIRE JA KISHIM FUT GRUAS TATE..

 

[gjekec]

Re: JUST FUNNY

What's the smartest thing that CUMS out of a bitche's mouth -.................... einsteins' cock - kjo esht e Aldit prandaj mos kerko te drejtat e autorit kot /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Why was the brunett's belly button sore - her boyfriend was blonde /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

why did the brunette grab a spoon when the pizza dude showed up at the door - because she heard her husband talking about some Superbawl /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

Re: JUST FUNNY

> > > RULES OF LIFE
> > >
> > >Sometimes we need to remember WHAT the Rules of life really are.
> > >
> > >1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any
> > >kind.
> > >
> > >2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and
> it
> > >should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
> > >
> > >3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are
> "I
> > >apologize" and "You are right."
> > >
> > >4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> > >
> > >5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat
> > >crow while it's still warm.
> > >
> > >6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was: "Go!
> You
> > >might meet somebody!"
> > >
> > >7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.
> > >
> > >8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year
> > >from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'
> > >
> > >9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
> > >
> > >10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
> > >
> > >11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of
a
> > >bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was
> right
> > >about you.
> > >
> > >12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
> > >
> > >13. And finally; Be really nice to your friends and family. You never
> know
> > >when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

 

[Eldo]

Re: JUST FUNNY

[true story)
In a Miami Radio station is some kind of kompetition: the one who says a new word which is not in the dicktionary and can put it in a sentence which makes sin, is the Winner of a Jamaica Holiday for 2.
( god shit isnt it? )
Now after a while calles Dave...
DJ> " hi here is DJ Bruno who is on the phone??"
D> " Hi Brunno here is Dave How are u doin?"
DJ> " Hi Dave .... What u're Word?????"
D> " My word is : Goan "
DJ> " Ok! Dave its not in the dicktionary....
What is your sentence? "
D> " Goan fuck yourself Brunno "
DJ> cuted him out saying that they dont want such kind of words in their show
Ok The show is Going On after 10 minutes
DJ> "Hi who's on the phone?"
S> " Hi my name is Steeve "
DJ> " Hi Steeve how are u doin?.... And whats u're Word?"
S> " Good budy thanks ... My Word is Smee "
DJ> " Ok Steeve its not in the dicktionary so whats your sentence? "
S> " Smee again Goan fuck yourself "
:goofy: /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif