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kerkoj falje atyre qe s'dine anglisht
How to shower like a woman
>
> 1.. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according
> to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing
> gown.
>
> 2.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> 3.. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
> do more sit-ups.
>
> 4.. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
>wide
> loofah and pumice stone.
>
> 5.. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
>
> 6.. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
> natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
> 7.. Wash face with crushed apricot fac! ial, scrub for 10 minutes until
>red.
>
> 8.. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>wash.
>Shave
> armpits and legs.
>
> 9.. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray
> mould spots with Tilex.
>
> 10.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> 11.. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>If
>you
> see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
>
>
>
> How to shower like a man
>
> 1.. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a
>pile.
>
> 2.. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - s! hake
>knob
>at
> her making woo-hoo sound.
>
> 3.. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and
> scratch your *** .
>
> 4.. Get in the shower.
>
> 5.. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands
>and
>let
> the water rinse it off.
>
> 6.. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
>sound
> in the shower.
>
> 7.. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>Wash
>your
> bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
>
> 8.. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.
>
> 9.. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
>
> 10.. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror
again.
> Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave
l! ight
>and
> fan on.
>
> 11.. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife,
>pull
>off
> towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
>
> 12.. Throw wet towel on bed.
kerkoj falje atyre qe s'dine anglisht
How to shower like a woman
>
> 1.. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according
> to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing
> gown.
>
> 2.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> 3.. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
> do more sit-ups.
>
> 4.. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
>wide
> loofah and pumice stone.
>
> 5.. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
>
> 6.. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
> natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
> 7.. Wash face with crushed apricot fac! ial, scrub for 10 minutes until
>red.
>
> 8.. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
>wash.
>Shave
> armpits and legs.
>
> 9.. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray
> mould spots with Tilex.
>
> 10.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> 11.. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>If
>you
> see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
>
>
>
> How to shower like a man
>
> 1.. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a
>pile.
>
> 2.. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - s! hake
>knob
>at
> her making woo-hoo sound.
>
> 3.. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and
> scratch your *** .
>
> 4.. Get in the shower.
>
> 5.. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands
>and
>let
> the water rinse it off.
>
> 6.. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
>sound
> in the shower.
>
> 7.. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>Wash
>your
> bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
>
> 8.. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.
>
> 9.. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
>
> 10.. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror
again.
> Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave
l! ight
>and
> fan on.
>
> 11.. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife,
>pull
>off
> towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
>
> 12.. Throw wet towel on bed.
