Job application ( ne Anglisht , kerkoj falje )
Subject: Job Application
>
>
> >
> >
> >
> > This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to
> > McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and
> > funny!
> >
> >
> > NAME: Greg Bulmash.
> >
> >
> > SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
> >
> >
> > DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
> > whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
> > applying here in the first place.
> >
> >
> > DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
> style
> > severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
> haggle.
> >
> >
> > EDUCATION: Yes.
> >
> >
> > LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
> >
> >
> > SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
> >
> >
> > MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
> post-it
> > notes.
> >
> >
> > REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
> >
> >
> > HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
> >
> >
> > PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
> >
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a
> more
> > intimate environment.
> >
> >
> > MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
> >
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
> UP
> > TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
> >
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be,
> "Do
> > you have a car that runs?"
> >
> >
> > HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
> > winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
> >
> >
> > DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
> >
> >
> > WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas
> with
> a
> > fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the
> greatest
> > thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
> >
> >
> > DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
> > KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
> >
> >
> > SIGN HERE: Aries.
Subject: Job Application
>
>
> >
> >
> >
> > This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to
> > McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and
> > funny!
> >
> >
> > NAME: Greg Bulmash.
> >
> >
> > SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
> >
> >
> > DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
> > whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
> > applying here in the first place.
> >
> >
> > DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
> style
> > severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
> haggle.
> >
> >
> > EDUCATION: Yes.
> >
> >
> > LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
> >
> >
> > SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
> >
> >
> > MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
> post-it
> > notes.
> >
> >
> > REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
> >
> >
> > HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
> >
> >
> > PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
> >
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a
> more
> > intimate environment.
> >
> >
> > MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
> >
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
> UP
> > TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
> >
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be,
> "Do
> > you have a car that runs?"
> >
> >
> > HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
> > winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
> >
> >
> > DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
> >
> >
> > WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas
> with
> a
> > fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the
> greatest
> > thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
> >
> >
> > DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
> > KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
> >
> >
> > SIGN HERE: Aries.