Re: Filozofi halesh!
-If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
-Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
-If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
-Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.
-One should love animals.They are so tasty.
-Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
-Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught.
-Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
-Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
-The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise.
-Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop
-Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children
-"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
-There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
-"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !
-"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
-God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
-When two's company,three's the result !
-A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view
-The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know.. So.. why learn.
-If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
-Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
-If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
-Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.
-One should love animals.They are so tasty.
-Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
-Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught.
-Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
-Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
-The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise.
-Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop
-Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children
-"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
-There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
-"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !
-"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
-God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
-When two's company,three's the result !
-A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view
-The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know.. So.. why learn.