Filozofi halesh!

Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

-If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

-Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect......

so why practice?

-If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?

-Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

-Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.

-One should love animals.They are so tasty.

-Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.

-Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught.

-Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

-Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

-The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise.

-Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop

-Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children

-"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

-There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

-"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !

-"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !

-God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.

-When two's company,three's the result !

-A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view

-The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know.. So.. why learn.

:rolleyes:
 

Poseidon

Primus registratum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF

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A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER

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I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER

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COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH

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I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN

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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT

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OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME

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DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN

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ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE

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Poseidon

Primus registratum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

And last but not least:

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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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Lum per ca keshilla qe na dha "mjeshtrja" /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

Ahahaaaaaaaaa me lot kam qesh, ajo e fundit eshte avatar per Nelken ne nje pervjetor te vone ne AF :lol: /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 

ladouce2005

Primus registratum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

:lol: qeka gallate ketu, si m'paska shpetu kjo teme? /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
nje shoqja ime e kishte bere banjen qellimisht te bardhe, dhe ngaqe gjithmone kishte shume miq qe i hynin e dilnin, u kerkonte te tereve te linin shenime ne muret e bardha, cfaredo tu vinte nder mend, poezi, citate, barsaleta etj etj, varej nga kohezgjatja e qendrimit /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
nje dite tjeter do ju sjell ndonjecke (po mu kujtuan) /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 

bebivogel

Forumium maestatis
Re: Filozofi halesh!

*I was here but now i'm not I sat right here and smoked some pot, I'm writing this to make a point, Lifes a ***** so smoke a joint*

*My copy of "How to serve man" is missing. Has anyone seen it? Jen *

* Free Chile
Poshte-
With every hamburger *

:lol:
 

drops^of^enigma

Primus registratum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle,
I just wish he didn't trust me so much

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.

I'm not 40. I'm 39.95 plus tax.

ka plot...
 

Dolores

Primus registratum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

Take that and rewind it back,Terezi got the beat to make ya mind go :goofy:
Take that and rewind it back, Terezi got the booty to make ya eyes go :eek:
Take that and rewind it back, Terezi got the flow to make ya heart go :wub:
Take that and rewind it back, Terezi got the ego to make ya all go :mad:


:lol: jo keq si pershtatje
 

Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

Dje, po shijonim luleshtrydhet e blera (luleshtrydhe te verteta me forma te vogla, jo nga keto te kultivuarat, nga ato te mrekullushmet qe kundermojne arome pylli per te cilat me kish marre malli aq shume) nga nje plak i cili per te ruajtur qeleshen e tij te rendesishme sa emri i tij, e kish mbuluar ne menyren me per te qeshur te mundur me nje qese nga ato qe rendom na hedhin shitesit e tregjeve domatet kastravecat e c'do gje tjeter te blere, plak i cili s'kish kurrfare lidhje me shitjen, as me tregetine, shiste ndoshta per te pakten here ne jeten e tij, nje plak me mustaqe te hirta, nje plak i bukur sipas shijes sime, nje plak qe i kishin mbetur vec dy kaushe te fundme me luleshtrydhe me arome malli. Ia bleme dhe na i hodhi ne dy qese te bardha bore. Ecnim dhe i shijonim nje nga nje pas cdo dere te shtyre pas vetes dyqani, dyqani me mall luksoz nga ai pa lidhje me aromen e luleshtrydheve te mallit te rritura nen fieret e pyjeve s'di se ku....nga fundi i rruges se shijimit e ndijimit te ketyre luleshtrydheve te blera per mall e per ndihme plakut qe priste shiun nen qeleshen e mbrojtur primitivisht, ndeshem nje plak tjeter, me gri se plaku i pare por me piskuriq se ai. Na kerkoi te na puthte "pa te keq" ne faqe, kishte borsaline, borsaline te bardhe pa qese, i mbivendoste germat nga fobia dhe eksitimi i panatyrshem, nuk e kuptuam c'murmuriste neper dhembe, i kerkova ta perseriste se c'kerkonte, mendova se ish nje plak tjeter ne nevoje...jo s'kisha degjuar gabim, kerkonte te na puthte ne faqe "pa te keq"...me erdhi te vjell e desha t'i gjuaj ne mes te rruges me dyqane luksoze...harrova plakun ne nevoje qe na dhuroi kenaqesine e luleshtrydheve. Dy pleq me dy kontraste te ndryshme. Thashe me vete "Hej pike e zeze, kjo bote eshte bere nje paturpesi shumengjyreshe, perzihet si pergaja grija e dhimbjes me aromat e mallit!" :shrug:
 

alinos

Forumium maestatis
Re: Filozofi halesh!

Ligjerimet e fundit nuk bejne gje tjeter vec perforcojne mitet dhe stereotipet banale te vjetra sa me s'behet, por cuditerisht po aq te gjalla sa diten e pare.

Me sa duket cdo njeri i tharet, nuk eshte gje tjeter vec nje femer pa dashnor. Si mickonje e keqe me verdalloset mendimi:
-Vertet thua te jete merite e nje penisi embelsia e nje femre?!
Tani ky penisi duhet te jete nje penis cfaredo, apo i jashtezakonshem?

Nese i jashtezakonshem, nuk duhet te kete shume femra te embla ne kete bote. :cry:

Nese nje cfaredo, po dal t'i blej nga nje dildo te gjitha femrave pa dashnor qe njoh! :idea:
 

Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ik mi shtrige se zgjova komshit duke qesh me ze :lol:

Mu kujtua dicka qe eshte shume banale por qe shkon si prolog i asaj tendes.Nuk di nese eshte barcalete apo e vertete....

Nje i huaj pyet nje shqiptar se me se i ushqenin vajzat qe i kishin kaq te bukura :lol:

Guess cfare iu pergjigj shqiptari :lol:

"Me kandar" iu pergjigj shqiptari ...ate te cajupit mi :lol:
 

alinos

Forumium maestatis
Re: Filozofi halesh!

Une di ate versionin tjeter:

Po tundnin e po shkundnin dy goca rruges. I thote njeri:
-Ca hani moj, ca hani qe jeni kaq te mira?
-Peeeeeeeep, - i thone keto. -Do te hash dhe ti!

:shrug:

vaj vatani e mjere mileti...

p.s. How was friday nite? I went to bed @ 2.30 /pf/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 

Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

:lol:

My friday night was a boom and I was a bloom :lol:

I went to bed (to my opinion 4 AM) :lol: to the evidence left by a sofisticated SMS I went to bed at 3.30 AM

E ka thone Rudina Xhunga, jemi pre te nje teknologjie qe na mori ne qafe :lol:
 

alinos

Forumium maestatis
Re: Filozofi halesh!

:eek:

Temen jo! Te paska pritur jot teme me shtizat ne preher gjer ne te gdhire, moj korbe /pf/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Po qe ka te drejte Xhungi Rudini, ka :lol:
 

Kordelja

Valoris scriptorum
Re: Filozofi halesh!

Jo kishte nje shtize vetem ne dore, jo dy :lol:


Xhungi na nxorri si zhvesh aty, u ndiem lakuriq jashte dere :lol:

Siodoqofte, Rexhep Qojsa i kish bere nje goxha reference sot ne nje gazete romanit te saj. /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif Jam pernjimend shume dakort me te /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 

alinos

Forumium maestatis
Re: Filozofi halesh!

rastesisht e mban mend cilen gazete...

mos deshe te thuash shufer pak me lart /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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