Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

[gurax]

Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Nganje here te tere ne hasim ne lloj lloj sajesash, gafash dhe "inatesh" ne lidhje me programe te ndryshme, internet, etj.
Shkruani ketu ato qe do te gjeni se ju bejne per te qeshur ne lidhje me boten e kompjuterave.

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"Two weeks ago it was revealed that Microsoft's MSN portal targeted Opera users, by purposely providing them with a broken page. As a reply to MSN's treatment of its users, Opera Software today released a very special Bork edition of its Opera 7 for Windows browser. The Bork edition behaves differently on one Web site: MSN. Users accessing the MSN site will see the page transformed into the language of the famous Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show: Bork, Bork, Bork!
http://www.opera.com/pressreleases/en/2003/02/14/

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"When God created sunrise, He was trying to copy your smile."

 

[GuJack20]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Thenia qe me ka bere vertet te qesh:

"KUSH E DI SI QUHET PROGRAMI QE ZBULON KODET E INTERNETEVE" !!! lol

 

[engjelli]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Fillimisht postuar nga GuJack20:
[qb] Thenia qe me ka bere vertet te qesh:

"KUSH E DI SI QUHET PROGRAMI QE ZBULON KODET E INTERNETEVE" !!! lol [/qb]

/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Besnik Bleta]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

The solution may be obvious, but I can't see it for the smoke coming off my processor.
paulj

 

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Thenia qe me ka bere per te qeshur mua ka qene :
SI MUND TE GJEJ NJE CRACKFIND ? ahahahaha

 

[GuJack20]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Mesazhi i DOS:
"General Failure Reading Drive C"

ne mendjen e dikujt ka bere te linde mendimin:

"Kush eshte Gjenerali Failure dhe pse po lexon ai Hard-Diskun tim?!?!?! " /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Besnik Bleta]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

When shouldn't I program in Perl?

When your manager forbids it--but do consider replacing them .

prej "ActivePerl User Guide"

 

[gurax]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Fake News written by Ann Oneemuss on February 12, 2003

from the even-more-filler-material dept.
BOSTON, MA
-- In news that has already sent shock waves throughout the Linux community, Linus Foemellen, proprietor of The Linux Kernel Grill & Bar at 1523 Apache Street, admitted earlier today that criminals took advantage of a security hole to break into his business last night and hack into his safe -- literally.
"My intruder alarm wasn't hooked up to one of the windows along the back wall," Foemellen admitted. "It's a very obscure place in the building, but that didn't prevent the crackers from quietly sneaking in and hacking open my safe with a pair of hacksaws."

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"When God created sunrise, He was trying to copy your smile."

 

[Besnik Bleta]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Nga një artikull botuar sot në një nga gazetat më të njohura shqiptare:
"Nesër pritet të mbërrijë nga jashtë orakli, i cili është një database, ndërsa programin dhe kompjuterat Posta Shqiptare tashmë i ka."

 

[shqipe]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Try this soon, before Google fixes its site:
>
>1) Go to Google.co.uk; ose cfaredo tjeter psh google.com google.it etj...
>2) type in (but don't hit return): "weapons of mass destruction";
>3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, instead of the normal "Google
search"
>button;
>4) READ what appears to be a normal error message carefully.

 

[shqipe]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

per ata qe dine italisht le te provojne edhe kete
1. Andate su www.google.it e scrivete: trombare la gnocca
2. Non premete "Cerca con Google"!!!
3. Premete il bottone "Mi sento fortunato"

e leggete con molta attenzione le righe del messaggio d'errore!!!
(Tutte le righe)

 

[GuJack20]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Ajo ne anglisht duhet te jete regulluar nga ata te Google kurse ne italisht ishte e forte fare /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif LOL

 

[shqipe]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

mua me del, per ata qe nuk arrijne ta hapin po ju sjell textin ketu si vijon


These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

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Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.


Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Get the WMD 404 T-shirt.


:lol: /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[shqipe]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

varianti ne italisht ishte ky:


Impossibile trombare la gnocca
La gnocca cercata non è al momento disponibile. Si rifiuta di farsi trombare da uno sfigato come te, oppure è già occupata con qualcun'altro.

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Provare a eseguire le operazioni seguenti:

Cambiare il goldone senza riciclare quello di settimana scorsa.

Verificare di aver lavato ben bene il pisellino con Infasil o prodotti simili.

Per controllare se siete troppo sfigati per la gnocca, dal menu Strumenti selezionare Opzioni Internet. Selezionare Impostazioni dalla scheda Connessioni. Verificate di aver selezionato l'opzione Abilita connessione con gnocca. Se l'opzione non è disponibile allora siete veramente sfigati.
Se l'opzione corrispondente non è disponibile è comunque posssibile effettuare una ricerca per trovare una gobba sostituta. Se non siete ancora soddisfatti vi conviene effettuare una connessione manuale alla vostra rete personale Rileva impostazioni di rete
Per alcune gnocche è richiesta una protezione sicura al 128%. Scegliere Informazioni sulla Sicurezza dal menu ? per informazioni sul tipo di protezioni da utilizzare.
Se si sta tentando di connettersi a una gnocca protetta da fidanzato, assicurarsi di avere i diritti necessari per l'accesso. Scegliere Opzioni Internet dal menu Strumenti. Nella scheda Avanzate, passare alla sezione Protezione e diritti e verificare le impostazioni per CONTROL 2.0, FIDANZATO 3.0, CORNIFICA 1.0, PIPPE 1.0.
Per cercare un'alernativa fare clic sul pulsante Lo prendo dietro, oppure visitare la home page della gnocca.


Impossibile trombare con la gnocca di oggi.
Sei uno sfigato.


:devil: :tipsy:

 

[shqipe]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

akoma te tjera nga bota e informatikes:


Un informatico val dal dottore. Dottore: - Dica trentatrè... Informatico: - 1 0 0 0 1!


Mouse not found. Click left mouse button to continue.

HARDWARE: pjese e computerit qe merr shkelmat kur bllokohet software.


Nuova ipotesi scientifica sul BIG BANG: Dio digito' "Pkunzip universo".


Tra amiche: - Sai, ieri ho scaricato il mio ragazzo! - Ah si? Da quale sito?!?


Hackers me UNIX e bejne keshtu:... unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep


:lol: :lol:

 

[Eri]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

BMW ka nxjerr ne treg nje seri te re cabriolet dhe moto e ksaj serie eshte :

OUR HARDWARE RUNS BETTER WITHOUT WINDOWS

:rockband: :rockband:

 

[Faust]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

/pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif kete duhet ta provoje dhe kolaudoje vetem ministri i Indonezise. Ja ka marre doren ai tani BMW :goofy: :goofy:

 

[DArtur21]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Ja nje e-mail ne adresen time per te kerkuar ndihme:

Se pari ju pershendes, kishit bere pune te mrekullueshme ,por e kam nje pyetje nse do te mund te me ndihmonit sa do pak.
Me programim nuk po e kam problem,
por si ti lidhi keto pra me internet explorer.
Une e kam abonu tash edhe internetin dhe aty kam edhe free homepege (URL)


Per cfare pune e ka llafin ky miku? Per faqet qe kam bere une, per ndonje mendim neper forume, per cfare?

Po qe se mund ta marre me mend kush se cfare don te lidhe ky, te ma thote se ka mbetur enigme. Ndonese iu pergjigja duke e pyetur nese kerkon kete apo ate, s'mora pergjigje.

Kjo eshte fjalia ekzemplare per nje njeri qe s'e din cfare don:

Me programim nuk po e kam problem,
por si ti lidhi keto pra me internet explorer.


/pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

E marr me mend se e ka hallin diku tek faqet me HTML, po ca do ky jahu tamom, bre

 

[Besnik Bleta]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Another great extension*****
By Germanjulian

This is just great. No more problems for those of us who are lazy to move their mouse so much by pressing the backwards button and refresh button all the way up the screen when we have our mouse all the way down the screen. Finally I can be even more lazy. Thank you /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Besnik Bleta]

Re: Budallalleqe dhe gafa.

Charlie Demerjian: Carly Fiorina bleu dy jahte të rinj se i vjetri i kish tavllat e cigareve të mbushura plot.



Anonim: Windows-i është ai që është për hir të Solitair-it