Batuta

[Hank]

I make sex almost every day of the week. Almost on Monday,. almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday, almost on Thursday. almost on Friday, almost on Saturday, almost on Sunday

 

[Hank]

If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one.

 

[Hank]

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another

 

[Megg]

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.