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[Hank]

Son: Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad: Hmm...! See, you are my son, of that I am confident. But, your friend Jimmy is also my son, that's confidential.

 

[Hank]

Sticking a gun on pilot's back, in the cockpit...

Hijacker: Take me to London.

Pilot: But we're supposed to be going to London anyway!

Hijacker: I know! But I had been hijacked to Cuba twice before, so this time I'm taking no chances.

 

[Hank]

Question: If devil catches your wife, what would you do?

Answer: You can do nothing. If devil has committed a mistake, let him face the consequences.

 

[Hank]

Question: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?

Answer: Milk them both. The one that smiles, is the bull.

 

[Hank]

While preparing to take off, the aeroplane suddenly stopped. Then after an hour-long wait, it finally took off...

Passenger: What was the problem?

Flight attendant: The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine and it took us a while to find a new pilot.