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stellina_sister
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po kto ku i gjete ti?! po prap si ajo e 4 te laureatave s'eshte asnje..mos te vijn keq /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif
po kto ku i gjete ti?! po prap si ajo e 4 te laureatave s'eshte asnje..mos te vijn keq /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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Impotence-Efendi hallat siklet ²Qejf moezallah
trimnit e Mujit-Muxhaidin tangardhek
fundi i botes-dynja qamet
Naomi kembell-katran milet marshallah
ndihme sociale-fukarallek sevap hallall
berber-mustak hata
kastravec-jeshil hallat
aksident ajror-bin laden gazep hava
sms-selam hava
no coment -hiç muhabet
seksi sigurt(i mbrojtun)-llastik shyqyr hallall lezet
diarre-mender siklet gazep
ftese per darke-aksham qyl pilaf kebap
menstruacione-barnavek siklet
striptease man-jazek efendi
vetvrasje-penxhere bulldum
emigrant-mistrec miletFillimisht postuar nga Blue:
[qb] shqip - turqisht
Analfabet---------------------derdimen legen
Bllok shenimesh--------------hesap defter
Celular------------------------muhabet hava
CD-----------------------------aheng tepsi
CD Rom-----------------------hesap tepsi
Doganier----------------------Shejtan hesap
Disko--------------------------Gjullurdi bodrum
Frigorifer----------------------Kallkan dollap
film erotik---------------------sevda sehir
Gjarper------------------------Llahtar ushkur
Letërnjoftim(Pasaportë)-----Surrat tapi
Lavatriçe----------------------Gjullurdi kazan
Prezervativ-------------------shyqyr llastik
mbremje festive-------------aksham aheng
Mësues------------------------Llafazan hajvan
Menu--------------------------defter aksham pilaf
sallam
Nxënes------------------------Medrese qyqar
Plazh--------------------------Maskarallek sehir
Profesor----------------------Medrese delenxhi
penallti-----------------------serbez hyxhym
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni-----bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
rroba banjo------------------jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)
Radio-------------------------Aheng dallap
shesh lufte-------------------kasaphane mejdan
sherbim 24-oresh-----------24-sahat hyzmet
Shtëpi publike---------------Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
TV----------------------------Kallaballak sehir
Tubim(Miting)---------------Gjullurdi milet
Telefon-----------------------Muhabet gajtan
tregti mallrash te vjedhura--arnaut pazar
Veterinar---------------------hajvan doktor
Varrezat----------------------parking rahmetli
Sekretaria telefonike----------hazer xhevap
Kopshti zoologjik--------------hajvan bahce
Roboti--------------------------teneqe insan
Bilete kthyese-------------------pishman billet
forum ---------------Llafazan Mejdan
Autostrada-------------Hyxhym xhade
Truproja-------Azgan dajak
Printer----------hazer defter
George Bush ------------ tollusum sherif
Tian-Pin----------- azgan vietnam-pasha
Saddam Hysein-----------gjynah vezir
[/qb]
Impotence-Efendi hallat siklet ²Qejf moezallah
trimnit e Mujit-Muxhaidin tangardhek
fundi i botes-dynja qamet
Naomi kembell-katran milet marshallah
ndihme sociale-fukarallek sevap hallall
berber-mustak hata
kastravec-jeshil hallat
aksident ajror-bin laden gazep hava
sms-selam hava
no coment -hiç muhabet
seksi sigurt(i mbrojtun)-llastik shyqyr hallall lezet
diarre-mender siklet gazep
ftese per darke-aksham qyl pilaf kebap
menstruacione-barnavek siklet
striptease man-jazek efendi
vetvrasje-penxhere bulldum
stellina_sister
Primus registratum
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lol /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
lol /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Ishte njeni e kishte emrin Lek .Pa pune i shkreti shkon te xhamija n'shkoder i thot e kam emrin Muhamet edhe fillon pune si roje.Kalojne njerzit he Lek njeni he Lek tjetri.Nji dite e thret hoxha e i thot me m'kallxu taman si e ke emrin.Leka e pavi se e ka marr vesh e i thot
-Une taman e kam Lek po per shkurt tan m'thrasin Muhamet.
-nigjo i thot hoxha qy ku ke edhe rrogen e mujit tjeter e nisu.
(kjo asht ngjarje e vertet)
Ishte njeni e kishte emrin Lek .Pa pune i shkreti shkon te xhamija n'shkoder i thot e kam emrin Muhamet edhe fillon pune si roje.Kalojne njerzit he Lek njeni he Lek tjetri.Nji dite e thret hoxha e i thot me m'kallxu taman si e ke emrin.Leka e pavi se e ka marr vesh e i thot
-Une taman e kam Lek po per shkurt tan m'thrasin Muhamet.
-nigjo i thot hoxha qy ku ke edhe rrogen e mujit tjeter e nisu.
(kjo asht ngjarje e vertet)
stellina_sister
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hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
stellina_sister
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me fal maj turi..heren tjeter para se mu u qesh do te vij e te marr leje ty..ok?! athere s'po turpnohem hiç se po mi sheh dhembet.. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
me fal maj turi..heren tjeter para se mu u qesh do te vij e te marr leje ty..ok?! athere s'po turpnohem hiç se po mi sheh dhembet.. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
stellina_sister
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ça me ba se mosha i ka kto :lol:
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dhe fillon dhe kerkon Falje
Ishte nje Kopliment thjesht per te ber shaka
Ti Mundesh me qesh me fol me shajt..
sepse esht e lire fjala e te Gjithve
Kshuqe mos u Merzit per nje fjal qe thash
mundesisht mundesh me qesh perseri
se sa tjemi te gjall do qeshim dhe do Gezojm
Qiao...Dhe...Happy New Year
Jam i Turperuar kur Dikush perulet para meje
dhe fillon dhe kerkon Falje
Ishte nje Kopliment thjesht per te ber shaka
Ti Mundesh me qesh me fol me shajt..
sepse esht e lire fjala e te Gjithve
Kshuqe mos u Merzit per nje fjal qe thash
mundesisht mundesh me qesh perseri
se sa tjemi te gjall do qeshim dhe do Gezojm
Qiao...Dhe...Happy New Year
stellina_sister
Primus registratum
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po mos u nxej o turi..se edhe une tu ba shaka isha..po me sa duket se paske kuptua!
athere mos u turpno se une nuk perulem para askujt e jo ma para teje, kshtu qe mos i merr kaq seriozisht gjanat..ok naqe?
hajt gzuar vitin e ri 2004 edhe ti!!
Qiao :wave:
ah...harrova ajo "me fal maj turi" ishte ironike, pse primend ke menua se isha tu te kerkua falje me t'vertet?!
po mos u nxej o turi..se edhe une tu ba shaka isha..po me sa duket se paske kuptua!
athere mos u turpno se une nuk perulem para askujt e jo ma para teje, kshtu qe mos i merr kaq seriozisht gjanat..ok naqe?
hajt gzuar vitin e ri 2004 edhe ti!!
Qiao :wave:
ah...harrova ajo "me fal maj turi" ishte ironike, pse primend ke menua se isha tu te kerkua falje me t'vertet?!
shkodrani80
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Un ne fillim kujtova se Turi ishte dentist,por kekam gabu!Tani po mendoj qe ka me u ba nji mjeshter i prozes shqiptare /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Pershendetje tanve!
Un ne fillim kujtova se Turi ishte dentist,por kekam gabu
!Tani po mendoj qe ka me u ba nji mjeshter i prozes shqiptare /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif Pershendetje tanve!
stellina_sister
Primus registratum
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hajt nje pershendetje per ty ne veçanti
te lumt goja se edhe une ashtu kujtova :thumbsup:Fillimisht postuar nga shkodrani80:
[qb] Un ne fillim kujtova se Turi ishte dentist,por kekam gabu
Pershendetje tanve! [/qb]
hajt nje pershendetje per ty ne veçanti
lool...nejse funny ishin ato :thumbsup: /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Re:
The Phone Call
((((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))
***pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy ... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that Daddy's car's just! pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out
the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool ... but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the
bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
***more pause****
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"
The Phone Call
((((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))
***pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy ... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that Daddy's car's just! pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out
the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool ... but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the
bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
***more pause****
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"
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WALMART URINALYSIS
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack
says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell.
I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of
money," Mike replies."Theres a diagnostic computer down at Walmart.Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar
and takes it to Walmart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a
printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,urine samples from his wife and daughter,and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to Walmart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
tion, and awaits the results.
>>The computer prints the following:
>>
>>1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
>>softener.
>>2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
>>anti-fungal shampoo.
>>3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her
>>into rehab.
>>4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They
>>aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
>>and
>>5. If you don't stop playing with yourself,
>> your elbow will never get better.
WALMART URINALYSIS
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack
says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell.
I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of
money," Mike replies."Theres a diagnostic computer down at Walmart.Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar
and takes it to Walmart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a
printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,urine samples from his wife and daughter,and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to Walmart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
tion, and awaits the results.
>>The computer prints the following:
>>
>>1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
>>softener.
>>2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
>>anti-fungal shampoo.
>>3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her
>>into rehab.
>>4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They
>>aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
>>and
>>5. If you don't stop playing with yourself,
>> your elbow will never get better.
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Excerpts From A Dog's Daily Diary:
8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of 'allergies.' Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has to be an informant; he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time ....
Excerpts From A Dog's Daily Diary:
8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of 'allergies.' Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has to be an informant; he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time ....