:)

[bebi]

shqip - turqisht


Analfabet---------------------derdimen legen
Bllok shenimesh--------------hesap defter
Celular------------------------muhabet hava
CD-----------------------------aheng tepsi
CD Rom-----------------------hesap tepsi
Doganier----------------------Shejtan hesap

Disko--------------------------Gjullurdi bodrum
Frigorifer----------------------Kallkan dollap
film erotik---------------------sevda sehir
Gjarper------------------------Llahtar ushkur
Letërnjoftim(Pasaportë)-----Surrat tapi
Lavatriçe----------------------Gjullurdi kazan
Prezervativ-------------------shyqyr llastik
mbremje festive-------------aksham aheng
Mësues------------------------Llafazan hajvan
Menu--------------------------defter aksham pilaf
sallam
Nxënes------------------------Medrese qyqar
Plazh--------------------------Maskarallek sehir
Profesor----------------------Medrese delenxhi
penallti-----------------------serbez hyxhym
Proletare te gjitha vendeve bashkohuni-----bytyn dynja hyxhym milet
rroba banjo------------------jazek kostum (edepsez kostum)
Radio-------------------------Aheng dallap
shesh lufte-------------------kasaphane mejdan
sherbim 24-oresh-----------24-sahat hyzmet
Shtëpi publike---------------Han birinxhi maskarallek qamet
TV----------------------------Kallaballak sehir
Tubim(Miting)---------------Gjullurdi milet
Telefon-----------------------Muhabet gajtan
tregti mallrash te vjedhura--arnaut pazar
Veterinar---------------------hajvan doktor
Varrezat----------------------parking rahmetli
Sekretaria telefonike----------hazer xhevap
Kopshti zoologjik--------------hajvan bahce
Roboti--------------------------teneqe insan
Bilete kthyese-------------------pishman billet
forum ---------------Llafazan Mejdan
Autostrada-------------Hyxhym xhade
Truproja-------Azgan dajak
Printer----------hazer defter
George Bush ------------ tollusum sherif
Tian-Pin----------- azgan vietnam-pasha
Saddam Hysein-----------gjynah vezir

 

[luani]

Re:

lol hahahahhahaah kto te bejne te shkulesh te qeshurit /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[bebi]

Re:

Quattro giovani laureati di 4 importanti università tecniche, Yale,Harvard,Sorbona, e Padova, cercavano impiego in una importante multinazionale con sede in Brasile.
I quattro candidati furono chiamati insieme per un'intervista con il Direttore Generale.
Il Direttore disse loro che dovevano rispondere ad una sola domanda, e che a seconda della risposta, il posto sarebbe stato loro.

Il Direttore chiese: "Cos'è più veloce al mondo?"

Il laureato di Yale rispose: "il pensiero", e il Direttore chiese "perchè?".

"Perchè un pensiero è pressochè immediato".
Il Direttore pensò che era una eccellente risposta.

Il laureato di Harvard rispose: "un battito di ciglia" "perchè è talmente rapido, che non ci accorgiamo nemmeno di farlo".
Il Direttore restò incantato.

Il laureato della Sorbona rispose: "la corrente elettrica".
"Perchè?" volle sapere il Direttore.
"perchè ci avviciniamo all'interruttore, e con un leggero movimento possiamo accendere subito una luce a 5 km di distanza".
"Eccellente", rispose il Direttore.

Fu il turno del laureato di Padova, che rispose "Signor Direttore, la diarrea".
Il Direttore stupefatto gli chiese "lei ha voglia di scherzare, che dice?".
Il laureato replicò: "Proprio la diarrea. Stanotte avevo una diarrea così forte che prima di poter pensare o battere le ciglia, e senza darmi il tempo di accendere la luce, mi ero già cagato addosso". /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
L'impiego fu suo.

 

[skodrinon]

Re:

>
>>Nexho Shabani -Shkoder
>>
>>Une jam person VIP
>>
>>Une jam Nexho person VIP
>>ne pantallona nuk mbaj rrip
>>per humor jam simpatik
>>komuniteti nderkombetar
>>me qe i dukem njeri i mbare
>>ne mbrojtje me ka marre.....
>>
>>Specialista prej tan planetit
>>do ti kem n sherbim pran vetit
>>bukur dine me ba gjithcka
>>ja se cilet jane ata:
>>
>>Nje vile te bukur ne dergut
>>e bukur me te lan pa mend......
>>na projektoi inxh. Kinez Je Fe Mut
>>dhe ndihmesi i tij Qen bir Qen
>>
>>
>>Do ta baje instalimin e ujrave
>>sa te filloje fresku
>>hidrauliku rumun Tubo Saracinesku
>>
>>Installimet elektrike
>>do ti baje nje simpatike
>>francezja e bukur si perrri
>>matmazel Zhytem Terry......
>>
>>Ne shtepine time si pastruse
>>asht nje vajze nuk asht nuse
>>ka dy jave qe po jep prova
>>bullgarja Nadja Nushpikova
>>
>>Sa per mish nuk do bije ne hall
>>une per te nuk vuj hiq
>>se kam kasap nje jugosllav
>>quhet Rosto Mishvicevic
>>
>>Une jam llups qe ha e te kepus
>>e kam barkun te thelle si pus
>>kuzhinjer do te kem nje rus
>>gatuan paster e me cilesi
>>tavarish Rrujboll Pacamurkovski
>>
>>M'i sjell pjatat fet e fet,
>>e nuk me len me u ba nervoz
>>kamarjeri i urte Grek
>>Tarabullus Mekos.....
>>
>>Pijet m'i ka enda
>>do te mi zhgjedh ne te gjith boten
>>teknologu nga Hollanda:
>>Van Got Broken....
>>
>>Nga semundjet nuk trembem asnje fije,
>>se do te kem doktor shtepije
>>nje turk te pashem alamet
>>emri i tij Qok Gjyzel Melek Hyzmet..
>>
>>Kam shofer nje djale te ri
>>vetem ecen tan shpejtesi
>>ka lindur ne Gjeorgji
>>eshte i urte e nuk ban naze,
>>quhet Rrota Kanalaze...
>>
>>Bageti do te kem boll
>>e do m'i ruj me kujdes
>>Katundari spanjoll ;
>>Coban Lopez...
>>
>>Keshilltar politik
>>do te kem nje Britanik
>>per kete pune eshte kampion
>>mister Mashton Rrenson...
>>
>>Sekretar personal
>>do te kem nje Italian
>>eshte i urte e eshte i zoti
>>sinjor Shamatin Jafutkoti....
>>
>>Per zbulime sekrete ,dmth. gjithandej me degju..
>>se kush flet keq per mu,
>>e vrap me ardh me me tregu,
>>do te kem nje Gjerman veshur me rroba luksi
>>quhet Majer Padit Fuksi...
>>
>>Kur te jem ne terezi
>>e reomatizen te kem tek shpina
>>do te me freskoje per bukuri
>>italiania ;Dorbuta Patlina...
>>
>>Nuk kam frike maskat me corap
>>nuk baj of ,as nuk baj uf ,
>>budygard kam nje Arab
>>e therras Derman Kukuisuf..
>>
>>Nexho o Nexho
>>po me therriste gruja
>>cohu prej gjumit
>>pse flet fjale te huja..???

 

[skodrinon]

Re:

>>Prezantimi
>>
>>Prezantohem para jush,
>>Me quajn Nexho e jo tush,
>>Kam pas shpin n Barbullush,
>>Qa baj une se ban gjithkush.
>>Kam shoqni une me Xhorxh Bush.
>>
>>Un jam Nexho taksirati,
>>mu me rrin 12 Sahati.
>>Asnjeher s'm ka lan Takati.
>>E kam Baben nga Berati.
>>Ca them une e ban Vesh gjati,
>>Nder Shqiptar jam ma bark-thati.
>>
>>Une jam Nexho teveqeli
>>Me del gjumi kur kendon gjeli
>>Nder punetor jam ma demeli
>>Me pelqen shume ciftateli
>>Nder 8 klase 6 here ngeli
>>N'trupin tem ma i thelle asht beli.
>>
>>Une jam Nexh i parrum
>>du me u rru por nuk m'ban shkum
>>Me nje gru jam i martum
>>Kam tre fmi e m'duken shume
>>Edhe nje e kam t'fillum.
>>Edhe ne kamb mu m'vjen gjume
>>dukem krejt si zog i trum.
>>
>>Mu te tan me therrsin AR
>>Un kam hapin nje hektar
>>E kam vjehrrin katundar
>>Prej tij kam une gjithmone zar
>>Se me jep me hanger bar
>>Te tan thojn se jam qyqar
>>Gjuetar jam pa zagare
>>I marr klubet mar e mar
>>Katundare e qytetare
>>Nga kelmendi deri n'Pentare
>>
>>Edhe kryt e kam me thinja
>>Qa them une e ban partija
>>Se ne shkolle m'ka rrah zotnija
>>Ku jam une ndodhet trimnija
>>mbi detyrat asht bujqesia
>>Ne kat t'pest asht njit hardhija
>>E ma shum m'pelqen rakija.
>>
>>Un pra jam Nexho hareja
>>Vesh e njesh me tesha t'reja
>>Jam i lindur per beteja
>>Per mua asht vec kabareja
>>E kam kryt tan neja-neja
>>E byftekut i them eja
>>Vetem mu nuk m'bjen rrufeja
>>Se jam rrit tek P.T.T-ja
>>Kam punu n' N.SH.N-ja
>>
>>Nexho Ar me thone dynjaja
>>e kam shpin te namaz gjaja
>>Gjithmone kpucet m prishen te maja
>>Kush m'shef mu i hin hataja
>>Sepse kam gjyslykt e mdhaja
>>Ne pilaf m'ka xan sevdaja
>>
>>Zakonisht Nexho m'thojne
>>Kam tre fmi por s'm bahet vone
>>Kam nje gru por nuk kam prone
>>Kam ne shpi une nje kukone
>>Kallabllek jena n shpi tone
>>
>>
>>Kam kushri ne amerike
>>Qe i thosha mos me ik
>>E kam mar nusen pa prike
>>I kam tlinat pa lastik
>>Si kam pas shokt fanatik
>>
>>
>>Kam humor une me mimik
>>Ne ushqim un ty t'kam fik
>>Se un t'ha nja 30 pjata
>>Sa ne shpi t'gerset shamata
>>Kur filloj une me val t'gjata
>>Ty me goj nuk t'flet kunata
>>
>>Po e mbyll une kete rralle
>>E ma bani ju hallall
>>ME kujshi e mahall
>>E kur t'keni per mu mall
>>Me ndigjoni tjeter rall
>>Ju pershendet Nexho humori
>>Tash po vi kur t'mbaroj ZBORI

 

[bebi]

Re:

forum---------------Arnaut Llafazan Mejdan
Autostrada-------------Hyxhym xhade
Truproja-------Azgan dajak
Impotenca-----Saber selamet, se devri qamet
Printer----------hazer defter
Tabut ---------- xhenet Taxi
nevojtorja ---------- berbat kolib
vetesherbimi ----------- filhall vet hyzmet
kufiri -------------- megje me tela
pasaporta---------- tefter per ryshfet
doganierit --------- lyps me vertetim
Cooller ------------ Gazuz insane
Bush ------------ tollusum sherif
Sharon ----------- arkash Hitlerin
Tian-Pin----------- azgan vietnam-pasha
Taxi ------------- jallah-shofer
Forumit ------------ zahmet muhabet
Agregatit ------------ koftor zahmet
***** ------------ mahall sefa
Kuller ------------ takllagjyn shmeker

 

[paradise]

Re:

One Day in the
GARDEN of EDEN...

One fine day in the garden of Eden, the Lord called to Adam. "Adam," he said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth. So, to start things off, I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "All right, Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description of the process to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and led her behind a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was very enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Good, Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress, Lord?" So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description of what to do, and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Several minutes later, Adam emerged again, smiling, and said, "Well, Lord, that was even better than the kiss. Now what?" And the Lord said, "Very well, Adam. Now I want you to make love with Eve." And Adam asked, "And what is 'make love', Lord?" So the Lord once again gave Adam directions, and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush

Two minutes later, Adam came out, and said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"

 

[paradise]

Re:

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need... = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by
now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on the TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like


MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[paradise]

Re:

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when
she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams:
"Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop here!

 

[paradise]

Re:

(n)

 

[paradise]

Re:

E-mail to the wrong wife

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation
in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the
next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis.
They were looking forward to pleasant
weather and a nice time together
Unfortunately,there was some sort of mix-up at the boarding gate,and the man was told, he
have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline
was not responsible for the problem and it would
do no good to complain.
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat
and its weather was almost as uncomfortably
hot as Seattle's was cold.
The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife
would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly
sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error in the e-mail address.
His message therefore arrived at the home of an
elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had died only the day before!
When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead.
Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen:

"Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday, as you know. Just now got checked in, some confusion at the gate.
Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.

PS: Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here"

 

[paradise]

Re:

Marital Witticisms

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

-------------------------------------------------

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the
wrong man."

-------------------------------------------------

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.

-------------------------------------------------

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

-------------------------------------------------

Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

-------------------------------------------------

First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

-------------------------------------------------

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday
nights, and so does she. /pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif :kiss:

 

[paradise]

Re:

Pre-Nuptial Agreement


A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.
"I'll only marry you under three conditions."
"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.
"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"
The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.
"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Poconos along with a 40 acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."
The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"
The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.
"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10 inch penis."
A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"

 

[Emy]

Re:

/pf/images/graemlins/laugh.gif :lol: :goofy: :thumbsup:

 

[shkodrani80]

Re:

Blue!Fjalorit shiqp-turqisht mund ti shtoj vetem dy fjale te reja:
Rrubinet---------Celik shurran
Pasaporte--------Surrat tapi
Shendet dhe lumturi!

 

[no_way_TuTo]

Re:

Hallo = Pershendetje = Ciao
Du kannst mich mal = Per Markun
Du kleiner Penner = Per Dakun
Du bist echt süüüüüssss = Per Schatzin ndoshta dhe per Renaten (ka numer 3 ahahhaa )
Blue Blue Blue = Blue Rosa /pf/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Ich muss jetzt leider weg , tschüss und hab alle lieb !
Gott liebt dich , sei nett mit die anderen :angel:

 

[no_way_TuTo]

Re:

Mund te me thuani si thuhet :
Te dua = ?? Turqisht ??

Thnx and bye

 

[dolce_vita]

Re:

Me sa di une i thone
Seni Sevi Orum

 

[bebi]

Re:

ciao Andi TuTori /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif

flm per emailin, t'pershndes. :wave:

 

[stellina_sister]

Re:

ciao Blue
complimentoni per la barzelletta dei 4 laureati...bellissimaaaaaaaaaa :lol: