Quentin Tarantino
MR. PINK: "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big **** . The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BLUE: No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive--
MR. PINK: --Whoa... whoa... time out Greenbay. Tell that ******** to the tourists. It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that.
MR. ORANGE: Which one is "True Blue?"
NICE GUY EDDIE: You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big *** hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue."
MR. ORANGE: Look, ******* , I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
MR. BROWN: I hate Madonna.
MR. BLUE: I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
MR. PINK: Hey, **** all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.
MR. PINK: Where was I?
MR. ORANGE: You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl who finds a sensitive fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. PINK: Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular **** machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** .
MR. BLUE: How many dicks was that?
MR. WHITE: A lot.
MR. PINK: Then one day she meets a John Holmes ************ , and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious **** action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her ***** should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a **** machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
MR. PINK: "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big **** . The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BLUE: No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive--
MR. PINK: --Whoa... whoa... time out Greenbay. Tell that ******** to the tourists. It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that.
MR. ORANGE: Which one is "True Blue?"
NICE GUY EDDIE: You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big *** hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue."
MR. ORANGE: Look, ******* , I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
MR. BROWN: I hate Madonna.
MR. BLUE: I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
MR. PINK: Hey, **** all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.
MR. PINK: Where was I?
MR. ORANGE: You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl who finds a sensitive fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. PINK: Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular **** machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** , **** .
MR. BLUE: How many dicks was that?
MR. WHITE: A lot.
MR. PINK: Then one day she meets a John Holmes ************ , and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious **** action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her ***** should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a **** machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."