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How do you recognize the Albanian in the USA
im sure most have you have seen this but its till funny
You know you're Albanian when....
You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.
You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th century
You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name writtenin old English.
There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.
Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.
Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all illnesses.
You wear an armani shirt when u work out or go to the gym.
The only cigarettes u smoke are marlboro reds and the only beer u drink is heineken.
You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9mm inthe middle of the street durin the wedding gathering.
You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.
There has been a time when u were in Albanian Chat for 7 straight hours.
You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out u burn it down and collect insurance
Atleast one time in your life u have owned a BMW M3
You have atleast one cousin who's in jail for murder
Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know their name u just callthem "ej Shqipe"
All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians.
You are ready to be a "nuse" when your 16 years old.
You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you how to speak English
You start smoking at the age of 13
You live in places like New York, New Jersey and Michigan
You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat
You own a leather jacket
You either own a restaurant, Coney island, pizzeria, building, hotel, or construction company
You have atleast one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx
Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
You drive the most expensive car at your school
Your neighbors understand words like "ja qisha nanen" and "rafte pika"
All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you
You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off
Your mother calls all cereal "cherrjoza"
You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero
When you were in 10th grade u spray painted an Albanian eagle on your highschool
Your favorite hockey player is tie domi just because he's Albanian
You met your future husband/wife on AOL
You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins
You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting gezim nika and nikole nikprelaj greatest hits
You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar
Your mom yells at you in Albanian infront of your American girlfriends
Your grandmother steals silverware from restaurants
PS: Kjo eshte marre nga nje postim ne ezboard!
im sure most have you have seen this but its till funny
You know you're Albanian when....
You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.
You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th century
You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name writtenin old English.
There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.
Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.
Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all illnesses.
You wear an armani shirt when u work out or go to the gym.
The only cigarettes u smoke are marlboro reds and the only beer u drink is heineken.
You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9mm inthe middle of the street durin the wedding gathering.
You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.
There has been a time when u were in Albanian Chat for 7 straight hours.
You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out u burn it down and collect insurance
Atleast one time in your life u have owned a BMW M3
You have atleast one cousin who's in jail for murder
Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know their name u just callthem "ej Shqipe"
All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians.
You are ready to be a "nuse" when your 16 years old.
You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you how to speak English
You start smoking at the age of 13
You live in places like New York, New Jersey and Michigan
You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them
Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat
You own a leather jacket
You either own a restaurant, Coney island, pizzeria, building, hotel, or construction company
You have atleast one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx
Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
You drive the most expensive car at your school
Your neighbors understand words like "ja qisha nanen" and "rafte pika"
All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you
You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off
Your mother calls all cereal "cherrjoza"
You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero
When you were in 10th grade u spray painted an Albanian eagle on your highschool
Your favorite hockey player is tie domi just because he's Albanian
You met your future husband/wife on AOL
You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins
You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting gezim nika and nikole nikprelaj greatest hits
You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar
Your mom yells at you in Albanian infront of your American girlfriends
Your grandmother steals silverware from restaurants
PS: Kjo eshte marre nga nje postim ne ezboard!
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