Re: My Big Fat Greek Wedding 
Disa batuta nga filmi:
Maria Portokalos: The men may be the head of the house but the women are the neck and they can turn the head anyway they want.
******************************
Toula Portokalos: Nice Greek girls do three things. Marry Greek boys. Make Greek babies. Feed everybody until the day we die.
******************************
Toula Portokalos:Our purpose is to breed more loud breeding Greek eaters.
******************************
Toula Portokalos: A couple of years later my dad brought his mother over from Greece to live with us—because we weren’t weird enough.
*******************************
Gus Portokalos: [to Ian, in Greek] When my people were developing philosophy, your people were still swinging from trees.
*******************************
Maria Portokalos: Nicko! Don't play with food! When I was your age, I didn't have food!
********************************
Aunt Voula: [upon learning Ian is a vegetarian] What do you mean, you don't eat no meat? ... That's okay. I'll make lamb.
*********************************
Gus Portokalos: Miller is from the Greek root for ‘apple.’ Our name means orange. That mean tonight we have an apple and orange. We’re all different. But in the end we are all fruit.
********************************
Maria Portokalos: Toula, On my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.
*****************************
Toula Portokalos: When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns (hahaha)
*****************************
Toula Portokalos: I had to go to Greek school, where I sat in a room translating, "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"
***********************************
Gus Portokalos: There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek. (loooooooooooooooooooooooooool)
**************************************
Aunt Voula: You family now, so I tell you a story. All my life...I have this lump on the back of my neck. When I reach the menopause, the lump get bigger. I go to the doctor, and he performs a...bo-bobopsy. And inside the lump, he finds teeth, and a spinal column. The lump...it was my twin. (hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
***************************
Toula Portokalos: Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.
*************************************
Gus Portokalos: Didn't I say it was a mistake to educate women?
***************************************
Gus Portakalos: Say any word, and I'll tell you how the root of that word is Greek.
**************************************
Maria Portakalos: [whispering] This cake has a hole in it.
************************************
[Whenever anyone has an ailment.]
Gus Portakalos: I'll get the Windex!
**************************************
/pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif /pf/images/graemlins/smile.gif
